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Bam has been on the road a lot recently, was tired today & was busy in his art studio working with a machine he bought making t-shirts, so Bam's best friend Novak called Faction DJ Cullen. He talked about life on the road with Bam, why he puts up with the shit Bam does to him, legal trouble, rehab, jail, wanting to get breasts for a price, his girlfriend, and some of his craziest stunts.



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Bam starts by talking about how he is a good singer on his fuckface unstoppable tour. Many crazy things happened which Chad thinks needed to be filmed, including Bam farting in Novak's face and then trying for a second time but, on accident, pooping in his face. Novak says Bam is the only person that would do that. On another note, Bam seems to still be feeling a bit aggravated from the fight he had with his father the night before in which Bam was being mean and violent to him because he is always on his brother's side (Bam's uncle) even when he's wrong. They don't go into detail about the reasons but it was obviously enough of a fight that Bam is still angry (and you can hear his rage in his voice). During the fight, he accidentally hit Nicky with a bottle. Production and Chad fought a lot on tour which Novak gathers much mirth from and Bam walked out on his show in Massachusetts because he was so nervous and awkward, but he says his shows are getting better. At the end of the show he picks fights with Novak because he took his clothes. The show ends because Bam gets mad at Novak for putting a cigarette out on the table.



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Bam is drunk and slurring his words about how great his tours are and how busy he is firing his friend David. Chad is the only one focused about anything. Production gets on Chad's nerves. Somehow it takes them 15 minutes to play one song and generally they can't stick to one subject matter. Bam speaks alongside his song but his intent was to rap, production talks over Louie's part and half way rap's his part. Novak shows up and Bam jumps on his case immediately, neither of them know what they are talking about either. He goes on making Novak and everyone else feel bad about his mistakes and the groups for almost the remainder of the show. Novak isn't fucking up right now. The episode rounds out a bit at the last 30 minutes with a porn/relationship talk.



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Bam, Novak and Alex from Australia are doing appearances in Florida with David Lee Homo. Bam has his RV checked out to drive down with his crew and the RV breaks down right away. David Lee Homo pisses Bam off claiming to be his 'manager' when he's just a guy who comes up with incomplete offers with unknown 3rd parties to Bam at saucy events. They go to Mike Busey's house 'Sausage Castle' which they perceive to be right around the corner..and is actually hours away. The guys get set back on flights due to the Busey house and Novak gets lost as paranoia sets in his system, he wants to call the police on himself to save himself but his phone was uncharged. So he stumbles into a house that would call the police on him. Alex hooks up with many 'sexual women' and states the key to catching their flights is to book them completely separate with layovers in different cities. Chad is sensitive about his cats health and what shoes he is wearing, also he is drinking again. Bam has a problem saying the word Groove stain even if they are a decent band.



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Deadmau5 hangs out with Bam playing his favorite songs and talks about where he's from, the inspiration behind his records and other musicians from Canada. He talks about how he could have died in his tour bus, whilst Canadian customs is very hard to get through for Bam and his crew.



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In this episode the guys talk about the Florida Stalker. he came to Westchester a year ago and left her husband to marry Bam but ended up staying in Bam's treehouse casino secretly. After awhile, she broke into his bedroom, kissed him in his sleep, and started fingering herself on the rug. The police eventually found her in his treehouse. Bam is really scared of her and doesn't mind when the pollice come because he doesn't do any drugs except aderall to which he is prescribed. Also, Bam got into a fight with a bar owner for sitting upstairs where a private party was about to happen and David Lee Homo didn't get a hard on when he had to fake hump Nicky B. Bam asks him why he's gay and why he married a girl if he was gay (David has a crush on Andy Candy). Pduc raps about the week and they show recordings of the Florida Stalker in which she talks nonsense. Cleveland took advantage of the crazy stalker by charging her big prices for guitar lessons. Bam doesn't want to press charges on his stalker because she's already 'troubled.'



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Australian bars never close. Struth mate! Guttermouth gets rambunctious. Cleveland 'borrows' Bam's Billy Idol guitar when he leaves his house. A nieve playboy tweets out his whereabouts too much and gets slammed by the police for getting tricks played on his tricks. Everyones partying at 1:30 in the morning in a scenario where Cleveland was guaranteed some pussy, Cleveland then turns into the 'Rock n roll cool guy' and gets agitated with the girl who claimed to have no clue who Bam or anyone was..shortly followed by that coming undone. Bam reveals he is a crazy cat person and they all have funny names.



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Bam opens the show talking about how nine renewals have been made on his passport and he is not allowed another. He got robbed of $2k that was in a clear plastic bag, by a homeboy. Bam visits Ibiza and Novak is shocked at what goes on there for prime time partying. Novak calls Cleveland's band "Hello Fat Fucks" in line with 69 eyes. Chad suggests Bam get a travel agent to help out with his traveling bill. Phil gets on the phone to talk about Bam's car insurance bill.



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Jess meets the Florida stalker first who is Bam's stalker from FL. She hopped on a bus and showed up in Ape and Phil's garage. Cleveland puts his microphone in storage so he can't practice. Bam is upset with Hank leaving Turbonegro because he has him tattooed on his arm. Jess deliberates about how you don't need a label anymore, and says he will put Bam's two songs out. Cky is working on a new album and they are doing it traditionally as a band all together with no studio additives with intent of always being played live. Jess commends real musicians who put tremendous effort into composing their music. Chad side notes the communication it takes to have cool sounds regardless of how much time you can spend together these days. The guys become confused with Joaquim Phoenix. Cleveland farting up the stairs sounds like the electronic sounds of 'The Faint' and Bam really gets a kick out of it. Bam's track gets played featuring Production13. Novak gets a ticket from a loser cop who tickets him for no good damn reason, appears in court and it's shown he was clearly profiled. Vans hooks the guys up with classic sneakers. Whew!



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Four days ago, five Lincoln town cars pulled up at Bam's house and claimd to be the FBI and asked if he knew a guy from Austin Texas that stole a million dollars from his bank (which Bam knows nothing about) nobody knows anything about how he did it and has not been found. He also thinks he may be banned from the Buffalo airport for telling passengers of a flight that there is no plane and he "heard it from the man himself". Fast forwarding, Bam spends a month in Paris solemnly with recording artist 'Red One' working on an album. Bam drops an expensive camera with no regard for the price, and also rides a World Industries skateboard. Lawrence protects Bam from getting ignorantly robbed of $20k. Cleveland is still fat. Tammy is still loud and annoying also a bad mother. Finally Chad has enough and it all ends.



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A Tribute to Ryan Dunn. The last song "Memories" by Weezer did not record all of the way, sorry.

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We all know that being famous is all well and good, but it's not all roses. In this episode we get a read into the dark sides of fame. Zac Cardwell instanced a girl who came into The Note on rollerblades and apparently was a super crazed fan. She showed a notebook full of poems and lyrics that she wanted to give to Bam. The girl insisted that she would not leave this place until Bam would have got the poems and also threatened him with commiting suicide if Bam wouldn't have came over here. After a while of entertainment she got thrown out by the security, because she wouldn't have left by herself. The back of her book said "Lyrics for Bam, please read, I love you so much". Bam doesn't get why all of his fans have to be nuts and tells that once he had an autograph signing a girl showed up, just to give him $ 2000. He said, he can't except that money. Not to mention some of the letters he always receives, in which some fans write "If you're not gonna write me back, I'mma start cuttin myself". The same girl that wanted to give him cash sent a Bam Element skateboard to him on his birthday. There was still a price tag on of where skate shop she bought it from. What she apparently didn't know was that Bam gets a bunch of skateboards from Element for free. Red Mohawk mentions that Bam and Chad get christmas cards every year with 50 bucks in it and sometimes she even sends Bam more than a hundred. Next story about a crazy girlfriend Joe Frantz once had - she was banging on his door, because she knew that he was at home. Joe didn't feel like answering the door, he was busy, so the girl rang the doorbell, kept on knocking and startet to scream and offend him. Then she thought he could have hurt himself and called the ambulance. Now he has to pay $ 700 to the ambulance, just because his ex-girlfriend called them for no reason. Frantz tells us about a manic-depressive girl that he thought of she would be nice, until he received hundreds of mood swinging text messages. He went downstairs and saw that there were beer bottles smashed on his front door, so she obviously tried to break the glass. Frantz got mad, took pictures of the vandalism, sent an email to her, saying that she should never do something like that again and he doesn't want to see her anymore. Five minutes later she came back, kicked through the glass, the bars and when she was at the front door and saw him, she yelled at him, so he run back in the house, but the girl didn't want to stop and even said "I can hear you breathing". Afterwards she found a scrap metal on the ground in South Philadelphia, picks the lock - and she's in the front door. The only thing Frantz he got left to do was to call the cops. After they arrived, he told them that she wanted to break in his house. The next moment the girl screamed "Stop him from ruining another 20 girls' lives, arrest him!" Fortunately the cops took the girl with them. Bam says Novak will be released from jail on December 30, if he behaves well. We get to know more about Zac, who's a car salesman and used to be a bouncer at The Note, decided to make a documentary about everything that happens at the car dealership. He tells us about how he ripped off an old lady in Texas who came to buy a Mustang, she had perfect credit and was a widow, so Zac told her to buy an used Mustang (because they get more money for it). In the end they made $ 20 000 profit and he also ripped off a retarded couple. Bam doesn't want to give Tammy a microphone and the second light Frantz put up blew up all over her, so she's pretty mad. But in the end Bam gives the microphone to her yet again. When Tammy was 18, she was at a party and the pizza delivery boy said "I just delievered a pizza to this hot-ass 50-year old, like she was smokin hot and she didn't even have money for the pizza", so they made a "special deal" who she could "pay" for the pizza without money. In that moment Tammy heard it, she asked what address it was - and it turned out that the woman was no less a person than Tammy's mom.

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Back from Buffalo, this time on Radio Bam Red Mohawk, Chad I Ginsburg and Tammy Palumbo. First Mohawk tells about a huge globe he wanted to buy, but the price was more than expected - $ 15 Million for renovation! Bam also wanted to buy a photo from Miami Ink, he would've paid $ 6000 for it, which was just too expensive for some art in his opinion. Then Bam reports on his recently appearance on MTV's "The Seven" where he was asked whether he would rather have the host of the show spit in his mouth, or chew on a piece of gum from New York City street. He answered "If you spit in my mouth, I'm gonna need the gum, so both!", so he let the host spin in his mouth and when Bam chewed on the gum off the street, the host mentioned, that he has a cold. In a moment Bam heard that he immediately spit out the gum and had to barf all over. However, he said that it wasn't shown on TV, because they added it out. He mentions he was at a Volbeat concert when CKY were playing a gig and he's lookin forward to see them playing with CKY in Montreal, but unfortunately Chad doesn't remember on which day it will be, so he asks Bam to check out www.ckyalliance.com or the official CKY facebook page www.facebook.com/ckyalliance for upcoming tour dates. As they talk about 30 Seconds To Mars, Bam tells us about a funny photo Jared Leto once sent to him when he was in Norway. We get to know more about Tammy's crush on Jared Leto, that all the girls love it when Chad's on stage spitting Jack Daniels on the crowd and also that he broke his ribs three times by doing a guitar flip. CKY will come from Grand Prairie when Chad is going to turn 24 years old as he says (which is actually 39). That means he can't really celebrate his birthday because of the travelling. Tammy has strong feelings about a girl that wanted to hook up with Bam and claims she had no chance anyways, though Bam admits she even has his phone number. Next Chad plays the instrumental version of "Chinese Freestyle", which he made all by himself. Bam wants to rap to it, but he can barely remember the words and says he needs Dico at his side to do it. When Bam was in Buffalo there were a bunch of military guys who wanted to take a photo with Bam, so the reception asked him whether he wants an alias, rather than Bam Margera. Bam's suggestion was that he could take "Nugent Montgomery" as his assumed name. He got a new tattoo there as well, which shows a bag of dicks on his leg. Bam tells about a sleepless night where he just sit around from 2 am to 5 am, when Cleveland came up and asked him what he's doing, Bam answered he'd rip out his teeth. Cleveland was shocked, but he didn't know the reason for Bam wanting to rip out his teeth - namely he had worst tooth pain ever. After that Cleveland drove Bam to the hospital to get something for the pain, but the pain killers were too weak and didn't work like they used to. Then he reports about another concert he went to with Mohawk - a Lil Wayne concert, for that he missed another CKY gig and Jess was pretty mad about the fact that they rather went to a Lil Wayne than CKY. Last but not least Chad dubs where to get the new CKY album called "B-Sides and Rarities" from.



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Todays guests Chad I Ginsburg, Red Mohawk, Ryan Cleveland, Tammy Palumbo and a new device! Well, just a new recorder kindly paid by Sirius, because everything in the radio room is destroyed. Why not blaming Cleveland for it? Or Novak? But Novak's out of the picture and currently in jail. Actually he's going to be in jail for 2 years, but if he'll behave good it's going to be 9 months. Bam fears that he might be a different person after he maxed out. Mohawk tells that his girlfriend Abbey gets to visit Novak 3 days a week and claims he's currently amazing, but Bam still thinks that he probably will be different after it and talk like a 'homeboy', because of the influence he has in jail. Bam apologizes to Chad for giving him a $ 500 ruby he bought at the King of Prussia mall when he was wasted and Chad believes it's fake and made of shit. "Ryan Cleveland on twitter!" - they make fun of him and his tweeting habits, also of Ryan Gee, who got married and took pictures of his wife and immediately posted it. Bam talks about how Ehren McGhehey took pictures of the crowd, tweeted it and put in on Facebook at the EMA's while Bam was presenting an award. Chad brings to our knowledge why he doesn't like Facebook, namely because a fan asked on the CKY homepage whether he Bam's mad at him for going out with with his ex girlfriend Bianca and the fan got it from Chad's Facebook. He sets right that he doesn't have a Facebook. Bam apparently has 30 or 50 Facebooks. Tammy says he has about 25 Facebooks. He only has one official Facebook page which is updated for him by Ryan Gee. We get to know why Louie and Bam interfered with the police. After Ryan Gee's wedding they got into his car 3.30 am in the morning blasting the new The Sounds album, when a security guy came up, knocked at cars' door, complaining about the noise. He said, he would call the police. So they got out of the car, the security guy followed them and claimed he could kick them out of the hotel. When the police arrived, Louie and Bam decided spontaneous to just run away to their hotel, certainly after a short time the cops knocked at the door, told them to open the door. But the story took a surprising twist when they found out that it's Bam Margera from Jackass. It's talked about Tammy and Bam's love/hate relationship and a few conflicts between them. Once Bam went to Los Angeles he lent his car to Tammy and after 3 days he was back home, saw a scratch on it, but she explains why she's not the guilty one. Tammy tells us a little bit of her and Bam's love life and discloses some things that happened in a hotel. Last but not least Chad proclaims that Volbeat is going to play with CKY and announces upcoming CKY dates, which you can check out on http://ckyalliance.com/events/index.cfm



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Are two months of misery worth a new Lamborghini? Bam is still confused about whether he should be part of 'Dancing with the stars' or not. Todays guests, Jesse Margera and Chad I. Ginsburg help him to answer the initalliy asked question. Bam also asked Johnny Knoxville's, Kat von D's and Steve-O's advice. Johnny and Kat said he shouldn't do it, Steve-O, who once was part of 'Dancing with the stars' as well is in favor to it. Bam tells that he never danced a day in his life he thinks that this would just be embarrassing. Chad tries to explain to Bam that this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Jesse whereas thinks that it would totally gay if he'd do it. Bam tells another little story of Novak's life. Red Mohawk picked him up from jail and Novak and insisted on giving him $100 to drive him to a doctor's appointment, which actually meant that Novak gets loads of pills to apparently sell. Him and pills? That's a bad match, because he took the pills himself and was asleep the whole way home. Actually Novak's supposed to give Abbey, his girlfriend $600 for the rent, but he found $800 which belonged to her and stole it. They joke about Abbey and Novak's shady relationship and that she always forgives him, although he cheated on her more than once. Novak still doesn't get that he rocked the bottom by crashing Bam's Mercedes because of the pills and keeps on lying. They talk about what a hell of a drug heroine is, how it changes a person not only physically, but also mentally. Bam, Chad and Jesse figure out that everyone has a vice, no matter what it is. How many billion or trillion bands are out there? Bam mentions a bunch of bands out there, wondering how similiar most of the bands' names sound. No one could ever memorize it. In his opinion the first album is the most important thing in a bands' career. We all know that Bam Margera and The Kardashians do absolutely have nothing in common, but he admits that he watched it a couple of times and couldn't even believe it. Bam tells about his terrible out-of-body experience in Copenhagen when he was 23 years old, caused by drugs. His whole life flashed before his eyes and he was asked whether he's satisfied with his life or not, whether he wanna stay alive or die. It was a fight to get back to his body, although Bam's answer was 'yes'. He also tells about a scary experience he's been through two years ago when he and Missy were at home watching 'The Sixth Sense'.



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Tim white has a house party at Bam's house and hooks up with a slore in his skatepark. Bam lost $6k as a result of playing around with his money like an idiot. He takes a life insurance policy out on Jess as a joke to scare everyone, and asks for one of his kids. A homo competition forms about who would S who's D for what amount of money. Bloodhound Gang's frontman Jimmy Pop premiers a new record. What people want to hear in relationships comes into question and sparks an inquisitive discussion. They venture off to checking Bam's unchecked voicemailbox for some interesting characters. Crazed guy is later on the phone from Australia and Pduc says he will beat him up.



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After a 3-month break... Radio Bam is FINALLY back on the air! The very first topic Bam welcomes us back with is Novak's seizure that may (or may not) have occurred as a result of withdrawal. They quickly move on to the upcoming plans for CKY's tour, Bam's latest bar brawl, and Novak's poor-tasted stunt in the bible-belt bar for $100. Bam gives us a little hint about Jackass 3 (World's Worst Wake-Up), and he describes a bomb-scare at Jared Leto's documentary premiere before giving us a belated Valentine's day present by playing a new HIM song. The crew discuss who can/can't join in on Jackass 3, possible stunts to perform (that include hot pokers), Frantz's latest date's term for her son and they spend a time reading his junk-food analyses and reviews. Bam pokes a few jokes at Hannah, dedicates a song to Shitgoose, and then tells us about why he spent a few hours sleeping in a hotel 10th floor hallway. We get to hear about Bam's sleepy plane-ride which he described as a "total shit-show disaster." Bam plays lie-detector with Novak, and he then tells us a few Novak mischief stories including how Novak missed out on his chance to meet his top 5 idol, Akon. Finally, we get to listen to a Dennis Rap to close out the show.



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Bam is joined in the studio by Jonny Radtke (formerly of Kill Hannah), Jonny's girlfriend Jess, and Bartholomew Cummins... aka Jared Leto of 30 Seconds to Mars. Bam and Jared talk about the band's recent trip to Greenland courtesy of settlement money from a lawsuit with an unnamed fast-food franchise. Jonny tells us where his favorite line, "Hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend in the bathroom," came from just before Jared talks about his bout with food poisoning from the 101 Cafe in LA and his strange hand-washing obsession that developed shortly after. Bam discusses 30STM's new album and his experience of helping to pick out the new single from the album before playing the two songs he thinks are the top contenders. Bam and Leto talk about humiliating movie auditions and what lengths some people will go to in order to get a role in a movie. The crew discusses actors who decide in the middle of their career to start bands, and how some really can't be taken seriously... and then we learn that Death Cab for Cutie doesn't take Mr. Bartholomew Cummins seriously because he does movies. Bam tells us why 30STM's guitar player's name is the only name he's never forgotten, and a big mystery unfolds about April's conversation with Jared a while ago. Jared lets it slip that he and Dr. Drew are working on a book together, and Bam finally ends out the show with another 30STM song.



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It's the first episode of the new year, and Bam is joined by too many people to list... but we can definitely say that Novak is among the crew as well... newly "married" to a girl whose name he doesn't even know (we learn later that her name is Jess). We hear about the crazy night of Rob Thomas music and Novak's escapades with a sword, and then we find out why the rehab failure isn't wearing his own boxers. Bam tells us about the delicacy a Finnish radio station sent them (reindeer balls), Novak talks about Bam's preference for "coffin porn" and he tells us about his latest trip to jail before explaining why certain people (Lotus) shouldn't become cops. After listening to Novak's wedding song, the guys continue to make fun of Lotus for his uneventful life and piss poor foot-racing skills/lies, and Novak gets his ass kicked for poking fun at the larger Lotus. Bam then reviews some footage of his uncles on PCP before laughing at Novak's shortcomings again -- including the inability to remember anyone's name, and the crazy things he does when he's drunk. The group listens to a song by Cher's son's band, Deadsy, and after that, Bam describes all of the horrible things he has done to Novak since he's been staying with him after rehab. Novak's escapades and troublesome situations take charge of conversation once again.

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The crew broadcasts this week from home after being snowed in. He lets us all know why it's not a good idea to loan friends your only snow-friendly cars, and why in the hell he ended up in jail after a trip to the bar. He then decides to let people in on his latest book, "War Stories." We hear about the awkwardness of trying to dance to the Moxy and one brilliant way to get around it, and we get an inside look into what it's like to share a set with Keanu Reeves. Bam explains how he got all of his gym equipment and they share stories of how misleading equipment commercials are. He tells us what Mohawk ate at The Note which put him in a carbohydrate coma for a week -- a burger patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches -- Mohawk tells us his strategy for downing the behemoth, and the conversation brings us to Phil's logic for eating what he does... and why he should eat celery instead. Everyone begins to disparage bums for choosing NYC to live in, they talk about Mohawk's drunk friend who can't put on a jacket to save his life... but seems to be able to sober up in 10 minutes. After a break with Lacrimas Profundere, Red Mohawk tells us about his new photography/gallery shop... named "Red Mohawk"... and Bam talks about his chocolaty shit stain (among other things) he has made his aunt clean up. We get to hear about fun things to do in New York train stations if you're bored... but don't go to the clothing shop "Skin" during an impromptu autograph signing by Bam. The crew ponders the rent-a-cop's new motorized transportation of choice - The Segway, and we learn about new ways to steal things from the mall. It is at this time, Bam closes out the show with a Lacrimas Profundere song.



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Bam starts off his show today by describing, in detail, the intervention he just experienced, and his first stint in rehab that only lasted four days. He describes his opinion of his "addiction" and how he thinks recovery is never going to happen for him. He also hints at marriage troubles with Missy, saying how he would much rather have someone on his side rather than a second mom, and how he can't stand her acting like one anymore. Chad Ginsberg tries adding his two cents and counsels his friend by examining Bam's history with drinking, pointing out the realities of his problem and discussing the things he is going to have to face sooner or later if he doesn't change his habits. Bam reads a couple of pages he wrote during his stay that describe some of his worst black-out stories which give us a glimpse at the life Bam has led, and he shares his worries about what will happen during the filming of Jackass 3, and the fear of being sober the rest of his life. Before moving on to an Elle Bandita song, Bam barters for a blow-job from Louie and discusses a bit of the Moxy's upcoming holiday appearances. Chad and Bam try to figure out the curiosities of Elle Bandita before talking more about the rehabilitation stay by reading another journal entry, and committing every HIPAA/Privacy Act violation by reading off some information about some information about the other rehab residents.



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We start off this week's show by learning of Louie's newly-missing tooth, and Punk-Rock Michelle proclaims her desire to spend some quality time with Frantz and his "big, big, meat bat." Michelle tries to convince CKY to create baby clothes (or condoms) to sell at her punk-rock baby clothes store. Bam blows off steam about playing tennis in restricted areas and gyms with strange rules about work-out noises. After listening to England's The Rakes, he talks to us about the latest guy who wants to kill him regarding a stolen credit card, and Punk-Rock Michelle contemplates writing a book about "sucking pee-pees" called "I Can Make You Cum in 3 Minutes or Less!" Lost passports take the lead in conversation for a while before CKY begins to ponder who their fortune would go to if everyone should die. The boys and Michelle explore their sexual history, before talking about Bam's next rendezvous with MTV2 and their showing of "Where the Fuck is Santa!?" The crew touches on melting axes, spilled "Jack Danielle," and they close out the show with a song by Ladyhawk.



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CKY relives their tour throughout Russia/northern Europe, including a little misunderstanding Chad had with a concert-goer on a boat ride to Helsinki, a lesson on how amazingly hot European girls are compared to American girls, how shady other Europeans are, and Bam's encounter with the "Pinky Stinky Pussy Pants" girl. Also, Bam shares what he learned about different countries and their policies for changing lightbulbs. Bam gets made fun of because of the things he says in his sleep, and they start taking hits on the Moxy for their random grocery and errand routes. The boys flip through a couple of you-tube videos, including a Sudanese rapper, and a pissed off British kid. Bam throws in a shameless plug of his new book before the guys rave about the most beautiful woman in the world -- who lives in Russia, if you were wondering. CKY talks about how much European food makes you fart -- which is bad when Hanna is on the tour bus with you. They give us the intimate details of the "other things" they do on the tour bus as well as where, and they continue to describe the many ways they survived pissing each other off. The show slowly comes to a close as we listen to The 69 Eyes, a new version of "Desert" by Louie, and The Moxy.

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Bam welcomes us this week from Newhope by telling us about their previous night's deviance at the night club, Recess in Philadelphia. The topic turns to sex as we discuss plans for the nearest CVS Pharmacy, how to find a car thief, and we learn what it's like to get kicked out of a threesome. We find out what April showers really bring... May ham... and Bam tells us about a 69 eyes video Missy refuses to watch. The boys voice their appreciation of rap music (A-Bay-Bay!) and even show off their singing skills for a brief moment before trying to analyze and criticize the latest rap trends regarding their music videos and lyrics. Bam tells us how jealous he is of M. Night Shyamalan's budget, and he even lets us in on details of a new show and the upcoming January filming of Jackass 3. The boys make a little fun of Nickelback and cheesy lyrics and Rock-Star wanna-be's. We hear about how not to trust blonde 16-year-olds, especially in a cab. We discuss mildewy coats and their ability to attract women, and we briefly touch on overheard conversations in the bathroom. The boys demonstrate their free-styling skills (with Chad I on guitar) and Louie from the Moxy expresses his feelings about the hot desert in a song he wrote, spurred by boredom. We talk about girl's Halloween costumes... sometimes sexy, sometimes not... and we learn that if you hurt your foot, make sure you continue to exercise! And finally, Chad I throws in a shameless CKY plug before the show ends with Vains of Jenna.



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Bam starts off the show by welcoming the band that sold out The Note in 20 minutes (or seconds), Steel Panther. We hear about their bass player, Lexie's past sexual patterns -- some related to his time spend in prison, and Bam picks on his brother for not wanting to show up to a party. The conversation seems to fall apart for a little bit, as most of the boys were intoxicated during recording. Bam gets a little distracted because Murray was trying to hold his own radio show in the background, but they promise to try and edit the show to sound a little more understandable. The boys discuss the very first concerts they ever attended, we hear about a four-wheeler trip, Bam's 4-day birthday bash, and Bam just can't seem to quit reminding everyone about what a great day he's had. The bass player reveals why he wears pink pants and plays a pink guitar, and Bam seems to misplace two of his favorite things -- a little something of Missy's... and his cigarettes. The crew starts talking about April's singing, and they discuss how important it is to stay on Phil's good side, given his history of growing up in Chester. They begin talking about meeting people through MySpace, and it later become very clear the only thing running through Bam's under-the-influenced mind. Through an unorganized conversation, we hear about how crazy the previous night's party ended up, and after listening to a third song by Steel Panther, Bam completely disappeared from the studio momentarily. The guys from Steel Panther insist that they aren't as old as some people think, and Bam stumbles back into the studio looking for his whiskey. We learn about how popular hugging is between band-mates, and we take guesses at how many times Steel Panther got laid in L.A., and the conversation leads to anticipation of pussy possibilities for the night. We hear about everyone's Twitter habits, and the strange things they have updated on, and the crew shares pictures of fecal excrement that was obviously cool enough to warrant getting its picture taken. Finally, after one of the most unorganized shows, Bam leaves the show with a couple of mumbled words, and another crew member's beautiful Taylor Swift impersonation.



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This week, Bam tells us about the surprise party that was thrown for him in preparation for his 30th birthday party. He explains how Murray ended up in the hospital after an ATV impact with a tree, and we're also treated to the story of how Robert Valino actually acquired the name "Murray." Bam tells us a little bit about Tokyo Hotel from Hamburg, and how each of the members received a BMW just for signing autographs. Hanna becomes the topic of discussion as they bring up why his girlfriend had him break into her house after returning home from tour... and the guys can't get enough of the twisted story. The guys take a call from a woman who would also like Hanna to break into her house, and she ends up interviewing Bam for a couple of her fan sites. We get a brief reminder of the event Bam hosted by surprise before Lou Goyle is chewed out for throwing up at The Sound's concert. Bam tells us about his buddy, Carl, and how he almost got busted for starting a pot-selling business. Lou professes his infatuation for Jess's roommate, Jessie and Jicasso gives us his advice on love and finding relationships. Jesse tells everyone Lou's tactic for getting out of trouble, we get to hear about a potential (almost) fight that happened after Bam's birthday party, and the guys leave us with a rough HIM track before heading off to a Juliette and the Lick's concert.



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This week's show is started off by Bam playing around with an audio clip of a Finnish, over-zealous Bam fan. Missy puts in her official complaint to Frantz about an extra little stop on the Minghag's tour -- a sexhibition in Europe that was hosted by Bam and pornstar, Belladonna. Frantz gets reprimanded mercilessly for being a bad tour manager, and he does his best to make good on his apologies for drinking so much... he made Novak look like God. He then goes on to demonstrate more of his horrible stand-up comedy. After playing a song by Hollywood Undead, or "The New Slipknot," as Bam dubbed them, he began describing how a trip to McDonald's lead Frantz to his 24-hour booze bender in Helsinki. CKY's Chad Ginsburg plays several audio clips of Bam complaining about Frantz's creeper behavior. The topic switches from Frantz to Dunn and the unwanted attention he received from a gay attendee of the Euro sexhibition, and they soon determine it was Dunn's beard that attracts scary, horny, naked gay men. The boys switch back to Frantz as they discuss awkward conversations they involuntarily had with him regarding piping, and the history of Philadelphia architecture during his drunken bender. They all wonder how Frantz seemed to gain energy the more drunk he got, and Bam accuses him of possibly taking some form of upper without remembering the act. Bam remembers the sexhibition and the strange things he had to autograph, including hard-on's, before playing a clip of his interview with Jyrki 69 and giving us an American premiere of "Dead and Gone," featuring Benji Madden. After the premiere, Bam explains what happened to Frantz in a Karmic tit-for-tat payback for his ridiculous bender behavior involving a DJ intoxicated on Finlandia Vodka. We get a quick look into what Ryan Dunn hates in girls, and just before we cut off for the week, Bam declares Jicosso the greatest guy in the world.

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The show gets started off this week by remembering crazy parties the crew has attended recently before CKY's latest keyboard fill-in, ambushes Kristin with questions about 1-10 rating systems. They keyboard fill-in, Murray, is then examined and determined to be a Jewish Taliban. The crew then anticipates skydiving... both from a plane, and from the top of the garage. After a quick taste of Trivium, Bam questions Chad I. Ginsburg about how he became friends with Production, a local DJ -- Rapper. Bam remembers back to when he practically stole 50 bucks from the white rapper before trying to determine the best song to play from his CD. We sit and listen to Bam texting Novak for a minute before the boys try and play therapist with the deteriorating friendship between the two -- one of the instigating factor being the theft of $950 from Bam's credit card while he was in the hospital. The crew debates whether or not it was Novak's Seroquil prescription that led him to do it before they move on to Murray's diabolical plan to ruin the Moxy's recording session at Chad's studio. We all start to realize that when Murray's had a long rendezvous with Jack Daniels, he starts to sound like Novak... just a little bit. He tries to describe a prize package he encountered at a recent party. After a texted suicide threat from Novak, the show turns serious, and Bam and Chad call him up to have a little chat with their intoxicated and depressed friend to hold an over-the-phone intervention. Novak makes a partial agreement to go to rehab, and only Chad seems to believe him.



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This week's show is started off by Bam telling us a story about Kevin's unexpected surprise while mowing the Castle's yard. He then transitions into the topic of how much of a bad friend Novak has been lately. As soon as everyone arrives at the studio, Bam reminds everyone how horrible their trip to Maine (or the "shit show") was, and goes into detail about all of the deductions they went through on the way. He does his best to explain the karaoke horror at the Ramada Inn's lobby bar before letting an irritated caller give the crew some advice regarding Novak and his never-ending addiction to heroin. Bam agrees with the caller saying that this is the most fed-up with him he has ever been since he's known him. As soon as it sounds like Bam might be planning a mock funeral for Novak, he then describes his latest wedding-crashing experience and tries to explain how Gee's "clothing photo shoot" in NYC somehow evolved into a Nine Inch Nails concert despite his piss-poor lying. The boys get on the topic of the world's worst tattoos after revealing Novak's latest tattoo - a portrait of Alf. We learn that some people can eat ANY kind of leftover, regardless of where the food might have been and despite the inedible trinkets stuck to it. Bam brings up his "lonely hotel room" friend, who insists on renting his own hotel room, but can never seal the deal. He ponders the priorities of people in the porn industry and tries to understand "porn logic." The crew discusses Jicasso's embarrassing moment at The Moxy's all-ages show before warning everyone about what happens if you insult Novak's dog.



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Bam starts off this week by officially declaring half of the show dedicated to Novak. We hear another Frantz stand-up comedy plug before he begins to demonstrate his roasting abilities on everyone with the Dreamseller/Minghags tour. Frantz does a shameless plug of the tour by giving everyone the stops, dates and places before they all begin harping on Ryan Gee for his poor self, home and pet care. They even come up with a new color, "grello." They all explain the things their guests cannot stand, but they have grown accustomed to, just to make Gee feel better. Frantz throws in another tour plug... Bam brings up a story about his run-in with Marilyn Manson just before Novak shows up for the ripping of a new asshole. Bam tells the story of how a drunk, angry and naked Novak ransacked the Virginia Beach boardwalk before downing a whole bottle of mood suppressors. He also talks about his latest traffic violation for reckless driving, and how a trucker caught Novak jerking off in the passenger seat. He talks about a taxi ride from hell from Virginia Beach to Maryland shared with Novak, his sharts and his over-the-phone quarrels with his girlfriend. Novak's sobriety is brought into topic and questioned during a call-in from a recovering addict, and the boys talk about several books that make people want to shoot up. Bam then brings up the fact that The Moxy thanked everyone (including Joshua Frantz) but Bam and the boys, despite everything they did for the band. He then proceeds to go through the list of the people who DID get thanked and wonder what they did to get the recognition. Taylor from The Moxy is called, and he insists Bam, CKY and the crew were thanked originally, but their names were deleted somewhere in the mix of things. Bam takes his Moxy CD out of the player and replaces it with HIM in protest to end out the show.



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Radio Bam has officially turned into Radio CKY this week, as Bam is away on the Element Tour. The band is currently on their own tour, and the boys don't hesitate to give us several updates on their current/future performance schedules and playlist choices. Jess is deemed the decision maker for the show because his voice's uncanny likeness to Bam's just before it's revealed that Phil was born with three testicles. CKY sings their praises for Sweden's "Graveyard," relive their crazy escapades with the band, and they explain why their bass player has a huge bump on his nose. They ponder how their fan base seems to mysteriously stay the same age throughout the years, and then they realize that they have none of their stories in order to make a great radio show. They pull it together enough to talk about Phil from Malevolent Creation and his experience of walking in on a robbery, before they lose the conversation once again to Chad's farting abilities. A waitress at CKY's latest concert is discussed, and how she got her nickname, "Bullet Wound." The boys talk about their bus driver, Tom, and his previous run-ins with the law and how it could have caused problems with them getting into Canada, and they then begin making up bus driver stories of their own. After reminding everyone of their future stops on tour, CKY tributes Novak by ending the show with a little song that might strike a chord with him...



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Bam starts off this week's show by letting everyone in on the experience of his cousin, Little Kevie's latest psychotic episode and the resulting rape investigation at Bam's house after Kevie was put into a mental institution. Novak, showing a surprising small amount of normalcy and maturity, tries to explain Kevie's behavior by revisiting his own strange delusions and hallucinations during his detoxification. Frantz joins in on the psychological analysis by utilizing knowledge gained from working in a correctional facility years ago. The topic led him to relive his experience in the basement of the prison during a blackout and how he might not have been the only one having a panic attack during the experience. The crew briefly touches on personal hygiene before they move to the topic of the last days of Frantz's relationship with the "Jersey Smoker." Frantz then goes through his list of top friends, and shows off some of his mad stand-up comedy skills, and tells us the story of his skilled next-door neighbor who happened to forget one very important part of carpentry. During the last part of the show, the boys bring up the topic of Bam's recent week-long bender that landed him in the hospital for severe dehydration... or as the sources for TMZ say, an Ambien Overdose.

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We start off this week by criticizing underage girlfriends, their habits, and the need for carding. The crew chats it up with Veins of Jenna about past and recent tours. They also begin discussing VOJ's newest album, expected to be entitled The Art of Telling Lies. Jesse is welcomed back from the latest CKY tour. Bam shares his experiences on tour which consist of a nightmare at the airport, dinner with The Veronicas and The Jonas Brothers, a trek to Forks - the Twilight Town, a ditched date by Kat von D, really expensive phone calls, pushy CKY fans and Bam's power to have them removed from the show. Jesse adds in a few of his memorable moments, including his worst on-stage experience with Carl, dead bystanders and careless cops. Bam and Missy anticipate their newest adventure - skydiving... and re-live the adventure of the drenched Mercedes. Joe Jackson's mourning habits are put into question, and Bam ends the show with a new song by Carnie.

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This week on Radio Bam gets off to a rough start as the increasingly intoxicated crew briefly brings up a recent kayaking trip, Novak's latest escape from the Italian Mafia, a memorial tattoo for the recently deceased King of Pop, and Novak's desire to re-live a drunken make-out session with guest, Caroline. Seth "Sweetheart" Meisterman starts off discussion by asking Din-Din and Novak to describe the gnarliest things they have ever done. Novak once again brings up his furniture-selling escapade, while Din-Din re-lives a hefty hour of fun. This leads the boys to describe the particulars of their drugs of choice and their consequences in life. After another failed attempt to woo Caroline, wedding banter is brought up in anticipation of Novak's soon-to-be nuptials. Despite his pleading, Bam still refuses to be Novak's best man because of a general feeling of unease regarding the blessed event. The unease about the topic of Novak's wedding and the overall intoxication of the group leads Bam to cut the show off early.

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Bam starts off this week's episode by chatting about how his Mercedes became the newest swimming pool on his property. The crew then discusses the joys of working out with immature friends, and Novak finally shows up, much to the surprise of the group, on crutches -- compliments of Little Italy's toughest mafia men. Bam re-lives his nightmare trip to England for a metal awards show with Novak in toe starting off with a nerve-wracking flight, awkward bunking arrangements, Novak's less-than-optimal wardrobe and budget spending, a run-in with hotel security, Novak's complete ignorance of Europe's geography, and a cab ride which left much to be desired. Novak brings up fond memories of "Satanic Sluts" at the rock festival, and we learn what the term "eating chocolate" means. Novak explains his recent run-ins with the law, and expresses his appreciation for his lawyer, Bill. We then receive Bill's own experiences with Novak's unique personality. The topic then switches from law to love as Novak's hell-ish relationship problems and his girlfriend's pointless tantrums are fondly discussed. Bam and Novak talk about Marilyn Manson's no-show to the awards show, and Novak manages to slip in one shameless Dreamseller promotion before the show ends.



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Radio Bam gets started this week with a discussion about why Bam's friend, Matthews has been kicked from the house. We are privileged enough to hear Frantz's father's diplomatic explanation of the "Joy of Gay Sex" and STD's before Joe lets us in on the best ways to mess with Dico. The crew has a little bit of fun with The Agonist's latest CD, chat about their first-class touring and exceptional driving, and they then take a moment to idolize their favorite catering service c/o Chef Jeff and his unique mixed drinks. Then we learn why Frantz made Novak eat his own shit before Bam calls the Life Partner himself to tribute him with a little Baby Shambles. After the break, Jussi and Jyrki from the 69 Eyes are welcomed back from Finland and discuss the plan to shoot their new video from their latest album "Back in Blood," which is due out in late August, early September. Jussi voices his appreciation for the Bagger, and shortly after, they drop the world premier of their first single off of "Dead Girls are Easy." Finally, Bam ends the show after checking out a letter from a three-toed fan.



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Ape starts off the show by telling everyone about PopPop's neighbor's flaming new car. We touch on Novak's thrifty ways to make money and the boys question playing the Sound's new water-marked, pre-released CD but play one of their songs on-air anyway. After the break, the crew brings up their weekend in New Hope, and how Louie never knows what drink to order without Bam's guidance. We learn how to make old people uncomfortable and Bam sings his praises to the 5-hour energy shot before Missy skillfully demonstrates a nightmare she accidentally walked in on. Chad discusses the topic of old bass players and the inconvenience of the 3-foot cliff in front of the CKY studio. Missy enthusiastically talks about her trip to see Coldplay and the boys bring up the latest controversy of recycling old songs to make new hits. Jesse and Bam anticipate the new Bruno movie by reminding everyone about the MTV Movie Awards moment of Sascha Baron Cohen t-bagging Eminem. Ryan Dunn shows up and brings up their nostalgic experience of watching CKY rehearse, annoying girls at the bar, his and Bam's latest hotel experience in Manhattan, and Bam's ability to jerk off anytime, anywhere. CKY plans their new tour and Bam brings up his hell-ish traveling experiences regarding car rentals, and the show closes off with the curiosities of Iceland's gay parks and police.

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Bam starts off the show by describing his Lamborghini's new custom mold job from Exotic Customs. They touch on a Bam's mystery text message, a helpless interview at a Thai restaurant, and different activities that can give you dirty pants. CKY talks about their latest album and the boys start to wonder why none of the CKY members have Darren's phone number. The talk of music gets the group on the topic of newcomer musician, Mike Nappi, and one of his songs is featured. Bam and Chad ponder Darren's strange little quirks regarding beverages are pondered which leads to a conversation about mixing energy drinks and medications -- more specifically Bam's bad night in the hospital and the legality of energy drinks. The crew remembers the making of CKY's "A#1 Roller Rager" video, compliment the Jersey She-Devils and question the sanity of an old man and his "note". Bam discusses skipping out on his date with the Gumball 3000, and a creepy ex-girlfriend look-alike. Lawrence from The Moxy is presented with every single one of his nicknames, and he analyzes his ability to make and keep friends. A couple of Novak's party moments are remembered before another CKY song is featured. Bam briefly remembered bouncers with band-aids and games of tag on Gay Street before he closes out the show with another CKY song.



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This week Jess, Chad, Novak, Ryan Gee (Shit Goose), and Geoff Blake (Red Mohawk) are filling-in while Bam is at Hoofbite's wedding rehearsal who returns 39 minutes into the recording. Jess announces that his third child is a boy and talks about a guy who "trips and falls" on a bottle of shampoo three times. Brent Frost poses as someone working for Viacom and weasels Novak into making a paid appearance at a skate park in Virginia Beach. When Novak doesn't get taken to the appearance he runs up the guy's tab, downs four $200 bottles of wine, and wakes up stranded on a bench in Virginia Beach for 3 days and never got paid. Jess and Chad discuss CKY's fourth album, [i]Carver City[/i], due out May 19th and how CKY has progressed. CKY talks about touring in Canada then plays the radio premiere of "A#1 Roller Rager" off of CKY's new album. After the song plays Chad says the music video should be out next week. Don Vito is so concerned about the swine flu he is wearing a mask. Novak tells about his desire for a big titted blonde transvestite to suck his dick because trannies supposedly suck a mean dick. While Chad and Jess are discussing which Clutch track to play, Bam returns from the wedding rehearsal. Bam talks about why he got a new record player because when Jenn was moving out she took Bam's record player, pots, pans, forks, and spoons. Jenn made up the term, "life partner," for Novak when she was trying to bust on Bam. Bam tells a story about a threesome with his girlfriend and Frantz where he started out choking her. Novak makes a bet with Bam that he can fuck Becky (Delaware Whore) within a week then breaks to Clutch playing "King of Arizona." After the break Bam tells about putting Ryan Dunn's Breitling watch on eBay. The crew suspects Jacasso might be gay and turns to asking Jess what if his son is gay so Jess changes the subject to Motorhead and plays "Runaround Man." After Motorhead plays they talk about faggot Novak and Jess ends the show with "Delivery" by Babyshambles.



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This week is started off with Bam's recollection of The Note's latest concert starring The Agonist and The Haunted. He also started giving Missy grief for skipping out on the concert for a baby's birthday party. Bam ignites a conversation about liquid ass-fire, followed by the crew's other embarrassing bathroom anecdotes. After the break, Bam criticizes the restrictions of making music videos and moves on to a conversation about frivolous lawsuits. Frantz tells us about his not-so-bright future in stand-up comedy and how hard liquor effects him, especially when hidden in soda. The conversation moves on to another Nudie Novak story, and we loop back around to bathroom follies before a quick pee break for Bam. The crew plays around with sound effects ranging from recorder music to the noise a boner makes and the boys share their least-favorite memories of Dunn and his strange interests, habits, and snotty Audi-owning acquaintances. The crew talks about their nightmare stay at the hotel during their latest promotional tour, and Bam cuts off the show by drowning out Frantz with an "Ass and Titties Song" before ending the show with a little CKY.

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This week on Radio Bam, Bam and Novak discuss the shenanigans aboard and general disarray of the RV during and after the Minghags/Dreamseller tour. We get to hear about several happenings on their trip, including Joe Frantz's horrifying stand-up comedy, how Novak likes to hide money and snacks when he's busy bartending sans clothes, the amazing women he managed to hook up with, and his success in scaring the hell out of a middle-eastern 7-11 cashier. We briefly touch on fan attendance hits and misses, more women (thanks to Novak), Ryan Gee's panic attacks annoying hotel occupants, and Novak gives us a little helpful flirting advice. We take a little time to mourn Novak's dad with a few laughs about his funeral arrangements and Novak's missed out chance to cash in on some left-over heirloom gold. Bam has to teach Novak the concept of "lunch" and he then premiers his latest YouTube video - a parodied scene from Twilight dedicated to Novak's heroin addiction. The boys talk about Novak's inability to remember the simplest of band names when introducing them, "Fuck-Face Bernie" and his cheap scam to make 100 bucks, the treasures you might find all over Bam's yard, how Novak can't keep his pants up (even in front of a demo full of little kids), and textbook Guidos who hate everything that's not spray-tanned with frosted tips.



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This week Bam hangs out with Gee, Frantz and Chad and starts the show talking about random people showing up at an afterparty at his house "Walking aroun Bam's, lookin for shit to steal" then they all pitch in with wierd things cats eat. Frantz chimes in with the announcement of the second leg of the Minghags/Dreamseller tour then humors everyone with the type of women he's been seeing lately. Bam tells us about a text he received from Mandy about "him finally kicking the bucket", meaning Novak's dad which leads to a discussion about what you do when you receive morbid news in mid-jerk/fuck/shit. Chad confesses his admiration for Wendy-o Williams, for all the right reasons, then we hear "Lunacy" by Plasmatics. He comes back saying he's in hot water with his mom over the pissing on G.G.'s grave video was seen by her and we hear a message left by her regarding a joint she smoked "to find out what it was". Bam talks about leaving Frantz to deal with some random dude at the Note when Frantz provokes Chad brag on the new CKY album and his dancing skills. After a short Dico chat, they bring up Bam and Gee's Twitter pages, and celeberities who are famous via jizz they close the show with Gee's sack skills followed by a Shitbird story and Blondie "Hanging on the Telephone".

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We start off this week's show by hearing about Murray's 2nd DUI and upcoming jail time and how disappointed he is to be missing the release of the new CKY album. We discuss Mohawk's recent break-up and newfound whoredom, which brings up the subject of everyone else's history with break-ups or plans to break up. The guys make a call to Chad from CKY as he's stuck in the Denver airport after missing his flight. Later on, we find out why you should never piss Bam off - He'll make a mess that YOU will have to clean up! We also hear why you should never give a drug addict pills to sell, because you will definitely get ripped off. Bam then talks about the horrible things that happen when he's drunk, including obtaining random phone numbers on his hand, losing his own phone, and losing Seth "Sweetheart" Meisterman's cat with the Don Vito wandering eye. The boys tell us what happens when you drive small and unsafe cars right before a call to Novak is made regarding his latest run-in with the drug-dealer, Tim. After a Trivium track, Bam vents about the lemon bike he bought recently, "health kicks" that consist of avoiding unhealthy foods and opting for other unhealthy foods, which later brings them to analyze Frantz's roller-coaster weight-loss. We get to learn about Jesse's tactic for keeping his kids from pooping in their diaper, and Bam closes things out with a HIM song from Dark Light.

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The first show of this year is brought to us by Bam, Frantz, Lou, Chad, Stingy titi, Gina, Ross and Missy telling an airport nightmare story with Bam, trashed as usual to "deal with the flights" that ended with him falling on his face. After Bam calls Frantz out on an Australian drunk flight, Frantz tells about him and Hanna fighting in an airport restaurant followed by more flight talk and Minghags tour dates. Everyone discusses a new sports bar in town and recalls Novak's food poisoning due to cussing at a waiter then breaks for Innerpartysystem with "Last Night In Brooklyn". Everyone says their variations of the Faction28 saying and Bam says he pissed some dude off with his North Philly Fagit tattoo and everyone is sympathetic to gays for a moment. Bam gets busted on for frenching people and Frantz reminds everyone about slapping the artist formerly known as Vito with his pecker, and got a broken nose for it. Stingy Titty announces her Waffle boy engagement when Hanna walks in and busts her out for hating on her fiance all the time, which leads to Hanna being slammed over being drunk and badly flirting with a girl. "Beautiful Loser" by William Control brings on the next break and we return with phone calls and another song, "Here Tonight" by Mono ft Ville Valo. More tour talk, Hanna's new bus driving job and stories about Viking Skull's video shoot are revealed before the crowd closes with Viking skull.



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This week, Bam, Jess, Chad, and Novak are in Helsinki, Finland with The Dudesons and Jusi from 69EYES filming "Where The Fuck Is Santa". They start off with some behind the scenes talk of a map tattoo on Hanna, then Bam speaks about Andy McCoy and how he doesn't like Novak. Hanoi Rocks with "Street Poetry" takes on the first break along with CKY then Bam returns telling a drunken Frantz story. Novak takesover and we hear about his latest stunts and tattoos then we hear Crash Diet, H.I.M., and The Sounds. The crew talks about Finnish bars and Jukka tells us about his drunken cab driver when he was a D.J. when Bam talks about his record label before he closes with 69Eyes, The Moxy, Cradle of Filth.



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Bam, Gee, Jeff, Louie, Chad and Fosterchild (PA rock band) all start the show chatting about Cky coming to The Note in April and Fosterchild opening for RATT soon. Bam is hyped about Minghags' release today, and thanks Chad for doing a good job on the sound before we hear a story about Jeff frenching 2 old ladies. He requests Lacrimas Profundere "We Shouldn't Be Here" then Chad returns informing everyone about Dunn's part on Law and Order. Bam busts himself out on shady activities with RATT the night before then agrees to take phone calls leading to "Where the Fuck Is Santa" talk when Chad intimidates callers. 69 EYES "Perfect Skin" brings us through the next break and they return watching Dunn's L&O clip and reading Ape's texts. More calls are taken about questions like "where's Raab" and "will you do more Viva?" Bam talks about his new tattoo he got from Kat and another caller talks about getting "hooked up" at the doctor when Deron Miller calls in to catch shit from the crowd about being absent. Lacrimas Profundere with "I Tried To Kill You" is up next and Bam returns talking about not wanting any christmas presents because he already has everything. Novak calls asking why everyone is mad at him then says he got thrown out of a bar last night before Bam teases him with a story about hanging with RATT. FosterChild "Bullet-Proof" is the last song of the night and Bam closes out reminding everyone how shady Novak is.



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Bam, Missy, Chad, and The Moxy are with us this week and Bam starts the show raggin' on Chad for not makin the Moxy trip with them, then busts out Novak for using a credit card without permission. The crowd chats about the trip when Louie tells of his touring experience with other bands. Bam requests Crash Diet "It's a miricle" for the first song after some Christmas talk and returns asking Gretta about her haircut in Toronto followed with more tour talk.The Moxy brings on the next break with "The Day" and bam comes back talking about Novak doin' him wrong, leading to yet another song, this one by The Hives. Chad's drug habit is the next subject, along with an attempt at reading a letter from Novak which leads to Bam calling him on the phone. After the crowd sufficiently slams Novak for 20 minutes, Company Band "Spellbinder" is reccomended, but after some difficulties in the studio we hear The Moxy "Step Down". The crew discusses Minghags, Bam corrupting Louie then we hear the Company Band song we were teased with.



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This week we're entertained by CKY, Bam, Moxie, Shitbirdz, Novak and more with a flashback to Halloween. Bam is still in awe of CKY and The Moxie playing at The Note earlier that night and demands to hear The Moxie. We return with Louie (bass-Moxie) squealing "It's So Cold In Tha D". We hear a song by Barbecue Baby (?), a band Bam met in Finland. Bam explains why Louie is a fun drunk and tells everyone about the destruction of his room. Deron Miller talks about his new band Goshen Mortuary and his favorite song. Bam tells his experience of taking a 7 yr. old into the CKY show and Novak actually turns down a bet for $12. "Hunting for Witches" from Babyshambles brings the next break and we return to everyone using Haloween as an excuse to be wasted. Bam enlightens everyone with details about he and Novak's pool bet and requests a song by Believer. After the break Bam talks about dumping OJ on Missy's head for yelling at him then we hear a mystery song. Gretta from The Moxie steps in with some dirty talk when Chad makes some observations about the room, then we are treated to "GayFags" by Gnarkill. Hannah explains his costume modifications, which leads to dick talk and everyone contemplating their love for Novak. The next song is Cradle of Filth with Ville Valo "Byronic Man". Bam returns talking more about The Moxie and ends the show by wrestling Mandy while Novak intros Hanoi Rocks as the signoff, though we hear Backyard Babies "Brand New Hate".



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Bam, Chad, Missy, Moxy crew (Greta, Taylor, Alex, Louie), Ross and Shitgoose join us today and Bam starts the show explaining a trip he and the Moxy are taking for MTV then chats about extracurricular activities with big butt (Louie-Moxy). He then informs Missy that 13 Fins are coming to Castle Bam during Thanksgiving while they (Bam and Missy) are gone. Jicaso walks in and Bam plays a song by The Veronicas. He comes back asking Taylor and Greta about "fun time", bashes on gays and some celebrities then plays The Moxy "Turn It Off". Chad returns promoting Bam's "Finnish Thanksgiving" and we get a cussing lesson in Finnish before a call is made to Phil and April Margera. However, they are reluctant to have Thanksgiving at Bam's, due to the recent "dick chaos" in the castle. Ape tells about her conversation with Axl Rose, uptalks Greta's voice then after some praise to Elvis and the Moxy from Phil, Guns -n- Roses takes us through the next break with "Better" from the highly anticipated "Chinese Democracy" album. Bam returns with a sighting of the illusive Chris Raab followed by some info on Minghags' release date and a Company Band tune. Bam tells a story about staying in a NY hotel, getting too drunk and talking to himself in his sleep then plays The Moxy "Step Down". The crowd discusses the upcoming Moxy show and CKY's reunion before they sign of with the last song by The Veronicas.



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Today we're joined by Mr. and Mrs. Deron Miller (CKY), Ville Valo (H.I.M.) and Bam talking about an idea to write "bubble gum pop" songs. Bam then tells about Novak getting kicked off a plane and partying in L.A. leading to a drunken TMZ appearence. After some more Novak vs. L.A. tales, we hear "Cauderized" and return with more Novak talk. Bam and Ville are amazed by how much Akon's recording time resembled a rap video then Deron plugs his new movie Sleepaway camp, which is where he met his wife. Bam and Deron talk about Believer, a band from PA and treat us to a tune by them called "Medwiton(?)" Ville comes back from the break telling Bam that H.I.M. split up due to his self-esteem issues and Bam talks about celebrities at the L.A. hotel. Were updated on Novak's condition after he broke his ribs before Deron interviews Bam about the new CKY album, which both are proud of. Bam signs off with two songs, Pestilence "Soul Search" and Rasmuths "Ten Black Roses".



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Bam, Novak and Will Pendarvis get together this week to bring us details on Bam and Novak's recent Jackass filming trip to Vegas. Bam talks about being in the desert with Travis Pastrana and how Novak ate shit in an indoor skydiving place. They both told about a mansion that belongs to the newskin creator and the party antics they pulled there before going to a club and pissing off a random boyfriend. After an airport nightmare story, Bam realizes he can't take Novak into public and "Livin in a World Without You" by The Rasmuths brings the first break. Jeff Tremaine's antics at a club is the next topic along with Dimitry's (cameraman-jackass) gambling habits and more about Novak's behavior in public leading to him being food poisoned. Novak retaliates by slamming Bam for losing everything and Bam plays Ratt "Round and Round" and returns with more drunk Novak stories. He talks about hanging out with Ville and informs us about his upcoming projects which include; a new "Daily Habit" show coming out on Spike tv, an appearence on Howard Stern as well as Minghags and Where the $%*# is Santa coming out. He defends a new friend of his, teases us about CKY's new album and closes out with Lacrimas Profundere "Sweet Caroline".



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Bam, Chad, Seth, Missy, Hanna and Shitbirdz all start the show hating on Novak's painting and give him a call to express everyones dislike for it, including people on the internet then the call turns into buisness talk. Bam breaks for The Rasmus "No Fear" and returns with more hating on the painting which leads to some random starting a "wehatenovak.com" and hate calls from people. "CKY walks in", Novak makes some plugs and overstays his phone welcome which leads to Bam playing "Crystal" by New Order with more painting hate when they return. A story about Dunn's phone being stolen is told, and Missy tells a story about a random woman coming to the castle resulting in 911 being called. Bam says he lost his wedding ring and offers 10grand for info about it which leads to some drunken tales making him the new "Aurthur" ( movie, 1981) in town. He plays CKY "Suddenly Tragic" and closes the show singing karaoke with "Gayfags" by Gnarkill.

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Bam started off this week about his venture to the Zoo and some funny stories with Dunn and the monkeys. Then it was off to pulling sick clips from 'YouTube' of TREEMAN and funny and embarassing hip hop groups. Novak came by late to discuss how he semi reunited with his Dad and then how he can keep his first Porno appearance on the wraps for the world to see.

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This week Chad, Alex, Jicaso, Bam and G's girl hear a jail tale from Shitgoose(G) and he warns Bam not to do 100mph in Jersey due to an automatic 2 days in jail. Bam updates us on Dunn (kinda), then tells us about a parade he was in. After a barf story Bam says he's recovering from a 7 week injury but he's reluctant to try anything worthy because he doesn't want to be more hurt. He goes on chatting about Novak's friend Kiki partying with the crew then breaks with LAB "Girls Beat the Boys". They return making fun of Bam's texting habits which leads to jabber about The Note being vandalized. Bam calls Novak which reveals...nothing and plays a song by Shiny Toy Guns, returning with Shitbirdz, Jess Margera and Murray walking in the studio talking about porn. Bad Luck 13 Calls in and Bam asks if they gave Joe Frantz some bad weed at skatopia, leading to Bad Luck 13 concert stories. After being updated on Novak calling in, Chad jams out to some G.G. Allin and Shitbirdz tells us about his new song. Jesse tells us about a Danzig song "Twist of Cain" that was redone by Year Long Disaster, and due to technichal difficulties we don't hear it, but Bam reassures us it was good. He talks more about KiKi and the parade with Novak, who finally got through, then about his last injury. After some general kidding around from the crowd, Bam plays Bloc Party "Hunting for Witches" to close the show.

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This week were joined from the bathroom at The Note by Red Mohawk Jeff, Jess Margera and Bam, who is on a four day bender telling us about filming a porn at his house and about how they spend their time at the bar. Bam suggests "All My Friends Are Dead" and he returns being bummed about being sick, then Shitbirdz joins the show by Jess telling about some new neighbors and cop stories. After Jess gets a phone call, they all chat about Vern's new band (x-bass player-CKY) and musicians in general, then about new movies vs. old movies. Bam and Jess talk about random dudes then bring on the next break with 69 EYES "Angels". They return talking about YouTube videos and play another tune, Company Band "SpellBinder". They come back talking about "Does kissing a bull dyke make Jeff gay?", and the conversation goes to how cool The Note is, then the show is abruptly ended by the fire alarm and Jess playing Viking Skull's "Doom, Gloom, Heartache and Whiskey". The rest of the hour we are treated to a CKY live recording. Enjoy!



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This week we're joined by Novak, Mandy, Jesse, Hannah, Chad, Shitgoose, and Bam on the day after his birthday and the show begins with the reasoning behind Missy andNovak's argument. Bam plays I Am Ghost "The Ship Of Pills And Needful Things" and comes back talking about his b-day then chatting with Hannah about car troubles. Novak jumps in with some car stories of his own which leads to "meaningful" tattoo stories and Bam plugs www.myspace.com/bamandsethsthewizardsleeve along with The Note commercial he made. He then messes with Jess about his kids and slams some douchebag celebrity before he breaks for Turbonegro "Boys From Nowhere". The crew returns talking about John and Kate +8 and Osamathen takes a "shitty" phonecall. The conversation goes from horny teachers to a porno being shot at Bam's house and we hear CKY "Escape From Hellview" live. Funny Hannah stories are told by Bam after the break then the show is closed with "Bouncing Off Clouds" by Tori Amos.

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Bam and Chad join us this week telling us how Bam spends his long lived injury time at home and about the pros and cons of The Note's opening night. Seth comes along to talk about Wizard Sleeve Apperal, he and Bam's clothing line when the conversation goes to Hannah, then music which leads to "I Found A Way" by Alkaline Trio. After some talk with Selina (Seth's girl) Bam recounts some recent happenings in West Chester before he plays The Kooks "Ooh La", then returns with Fred and Curtis from The Color Fred. They all shoot the shit for a few about touring and about Bam's house art, and more about the bar. Next song up is "Hate To See You Go" by The Color Fred, afterwards Bam returns talking about a random biker dude at The Note and jukeboxes. He then devotes a song to Hoofbite by Stone Roses, but when the cd player doesn't work they chat about Ratt when Novak calls in to defend his absence from the opening and explain his fight with Hell's Angels at a bar. Mandy takes over the call to slam Novak's recent activities and after that we hear Ratt "Lay It Down". Bam comes back long enough to say goodbye and close out with "I Wanna Be Adored."



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This weeks show starts out with Gee, Chad, Jess Jess, Shitbirdz, and Bam talking about the Gumball3000 in Korea then about the shirts Seth is making for Bam, which he may start selling. After talking about The Note and a scumbag thats trying to keep it from opening, Bam plays Hanoi Rocks "Street Poetry". The group talks about Novak and Andy McCoy before Bam plays a Shitbirdz tune for the next break.Novak joins everyone talking about Dreamseller and Mandy, then Bam says Dunn was in an accident. He talks about a wolf incident with Novak before bringing up celebrities and more about Gumball. Jicaso walks in and Bam makes him an offer he can't refuse then talks about he and Dunn's trip to a mall during a signing. After Hannah's flirting skills are bashed, we hear "Either Way" by Trouble Andrew then Bam comes back saying he's going to Finland for the 22nd time soon. He tells us about the new commercial in Finland he's in which leads to Finland talk translation and a karma discussion. Novak's jenkum and coke experiences are told to the crew then everyone talks about their price to do jenkum themselves. After frat boys are put down for a minute, Bam closes out with TurboNegro "Suburban Princes Death Song".



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This week we hear Bam and Dunn recalling their experience with fans at a signing then telling Pendar about the Gumball3000. Both elaborate on how oddly different North Korea is and how China has no porn when Bam plays The Kooks "Do You Wanna". The trio comes back talking about China, including the opportunity to see the olympics in Beijing when we hear "Street Poetry" by Hanoi Rocks. Dunn busts Bam out for some shady actions at a San Francisco hotel then PenDar takes the talk back to North Korea. They eventually mention how popular Loomis is in China then close out with J Roddy Walston and The Business with "Shake It(?)".

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Bam intros Missy, Shitbirdz, Shitgoose, Fannah, and Chad saying they just got back in time from an ill planned RV trip and goes into details about it. Fannah is busted out for smokin' during the Seth's wedding, which was the reason for the trip, then Bam says he accidently caused Seth's bro in law to get mugged. After some chat from Missy and Shitbirdz, Bam slams spandex and plays "Do You Wanna" returning with Mark the bagger and Anthony walking in. Mark's excited about his new movie then busts out with some karaoke to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." He returns asking Bam about his projects and the RV trip when Bam plays "Meds" by Placebo. Missy talks about having bones to pick with Novak and Buddy Bill when they take some phone calls. Mark sings "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" to Jesse Rothstein before we hear To Die For "Hollow Heart" for the next break. Mark returns with his schedule and hitting on Jesse some more, and sends out a hate message to Novak before Bam closes with "Time To Waste" by Alkaline Trio.



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Bam, Shitgoose, Producion (white rapper-PA), Red Jeff, Chad, and Dunn are together this week updating us on some of Dunn's recent happenings including losing a carreer opportunity. Bam plays a song by Graveyard, a band from Sweden then returns taking a call from a drunk kid before talking about a pit bull attack. Dunn takes over with an "otter" tattoo tale and alternative lifestyle word meanings. The conversation goes on to hanging out with Viking Skull, then about movies when Viking Skull ft. Chad Ginsburg brings on the next break with "Hidden Flame". Bam tells a story about a s and f fest gone bad and changes the subject to car talk before we hear about a wealthy Delaware family. We hear Placebo "Song To Say Goodbye" and the crowd returns with tax tales when Bam brings up more car talk. After some x-rated rants from everyone, Dunn's honkey tonk addiction and voting is discussed before we hear J Roddy Walston and the Business (Dunn's favorite band). Production raps(?) and sounds a lot like Eminem when we return, and Dunn calls him out on it to close the show.

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Bam starts the show telling the crowd about getting busted out while he and Missy were humping in the woods. Also there is Hannah, Murray, Jicaso and Novak, who is making bets before Jicaso is asked about his future in porno. The crew chats about boobies in a hottub before we hear Man and The Machine. They all return talking about Missy's shit in the woods and more humping stories. April Margera comes in and confirms the stories and leaves due to a question, then the Moxy walks in and talks about a guitar that Bam gave them. Murray butts in with the origin of his cold sore then Bam is busted out by Missy for being too f-ed up to keep a bet. Jess Rothstein then gets ragged on for wanting Ville when Bam requests Cradle of Filth with "Byronic Man" for the next break. Mandy tells a wierd Novak strap-on tale which Novak says was an accident then they take some stupid phone calls. The next song up is "It's the Fear" from Within Temptation and we return with Bam and Novak calling a tattoo guy trying to set up their latest tattoo adventure. The Clash "Spanish Bombs" is the show closer this week, and the crew signs off with bikini girls walking in the studio.

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Bam starts todays show with intros and says he's been gone to Spain and Finland where he attended Ruisrock and starred in a commercial, which he goes into details about and says pics of the commercial shoot are on bamargera.com. He then tells about how Missy first met Andy Mccoy and the story of having dinner with Andy and his girlfriend at their apartment. Novak tells more stories of being there on a seperate occasion and Bam brags on his Ruisrock footage, his "engagement" to Ville and his offer of a ruby from Andy. After some gypsy talk, an "ex" junkie calls for Novak's knowledge of Baltimore so he offers some sober wisdom which leads to more junkie jabber. Chad's initiation for the "Sebring club" was brought to light and he admits to listening to Joan Jett with the top down and getting a thumbs up from a fellow sebring driver. Kerry's auto addiction is next on the chopping block and he says he's gone through 25 cars in ten years and everyone talks about cars' depreciation in value due to the taliban. Gee gets busted on for camping out for hours in order to get the new iphone and Bam brings on the first break with H.I.M. live from Ruisrok after talking some sick shit about JimmyPop and Novak. Returning from the break Bam names the line-up at Ruisrock and brings up Andy McCoy's fued with Vince Neil from back in the day which brings up some Motley memories. Bam slams the Margeras saying they're "one big fat mother fuc#er" due to the cheese steak to gym ratio and mentions Novak's fish art he made for Jess. Bam talks about a skate park nightmares ,a competition that he thought should've had different results in winner placement and how much skating has changed in recent years. He confesses that he can make more money getting shitfaced in a bar for a week than skating anymore and does some trip planning then plays Motley Crew "Saints of Los Angeles." Novak reminices about his dad when they return and Bam talks more about the commercial then wraps the show up with Barbecue Barbies.



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Missy, Murray, Gretta, Taylor, Chad, April, Phil and Bam start off this week recalling a rainy night in a convertable when Boof calls which leads to a story about an old school Margera beat down. After Bam tells us about a trip he's going on later, April requests "A good Cky song for George Carlin" which is "Attached At The Hip". Ape and Phil talk to Bam about tattoos and getting one of Phil when Boof walks in and does a sing along. After a failed attempt at calling Novak, Bam plays Lacrimas Profundere "Shiver" and returns recapping the show so far. He explains the purpose of a commercial he's going to shoot in Finland and the possibility of doing a spot for Budweiser when Chad recommends "Turn It Off" by The Moxy. The crowd talks about musicians that played in local bars and Bam going to Ruisrok. Chad reminds Bam of a blackout he doesn't remember and then takes over interviewing Gretta from The Moxy about a future show. Bam tells a story about Andy McCoy giving him a ring before we hear NightWish with "Amaranth" for the break. Bam's sobriety is questioned when they return and Missy tells a mix-up between a friend and Chuck, who walked in shortly after the song ended. Bam recounts his day again and Chad suggests Babyshambles "Carry On Up The Morning" and dedicates it to Novak to close the show.



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Bam opens the show with intros for the usual crowd then talks about missing the wedding ceremony of Mike Carter (Electric sunglasses) due to a late flight. The story ends well though, with Bam skating Tony Hawks ramp during his 10 day L.A. stay. Novak bumps in with some respect for Bob Burnquist when Bam mentions his newly aquired bum footage and everyone recalls their bum stories. Lacrimas Profundere "Songs for the Last View" brings on the first break and we return with some Youtube "treats". Bam talks tattoos showing off his new Andy McCoy tat and giving Novak some "creative" options for new ink and stunts. Bam unveils a "jenkum" or "butt hash" (no joke) clip from the net and Novak proves that he's an old pro to the stuff. Bam says he saw Compton Ass Terry perform at a show and plays "Either Way" by Trouble Andrew, who was also there. Fat City Reprise brings us back from the break introducing themselves with some tour info then Novak plugs his under construction "Dreamseller" site. Bam talks about plans to attend an Iggy pop show and introduces "The Last Waltz" by Fat City Reprise. Some dork calls in to hate on Novak, and himself apparently, which leads to Buddy Bill almost kicking Novak's ass in the name of fat truckers. "Gay Fag" by the one and only Gnarkill graces our ears on the next break and we return with Buddy Bill's story about 3 threesomes in 3 days. With Buddy Bill back on Novak's ass, Scars from Broadway "They Say" brings this weeks fun to an end.



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Bam and Novak start the show telling everyone about their new friend Bulger, who lives with his parents even though he holds a college degree. They tell the crowd about how they've spent the last few days including a night with metal mulisha and Novak's college experience. H.I.M. "Killing Lonliness" live is first up and Novak returns saying why he's the inspiration to Ville for that song, and the rest of the show is spent listening to some of Bam's favorite songs. They take a short break from eating pizza to slam Bulger and play one of his bands' songs, but return only to listen to another unmentioned title - artist song.



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Novak starts the show telling Bam, Missy, Hanna, Chad and Devito(producer-VLB) about his lawyer, drug and legal problems including unwanted nudity on a couple of occasions then the crew all talk about filming "Where The $%*& Is Santa" before "Pray For Me" takes us through the first break. We return with Novak talking to his personal bail-bondsman about how many times he's been bailed out then the crowd talks about fitness with Jicaso for a while. After a health challenge is made by Jicaso, Bam and Hannna against Novak, everyone slams on Gee for a while when we hear "Kill The Pop Scene" by Towers of London. More fitness bets leads Novak to call his lawyer Bill Butler then Bam tells how he met Andy McCoy during Andy's reality show. Hanoi Rocks "People Like Me" is up next followed by even more Novak, he even treats us to a rap. The show is closed by H.I.M. with "Right Here In My Arms".



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This week's show is kicked off with a kickass weekend fight story involving Bam, Novak and Ginsburg against some randoms at a bar that ended with Chad knocking a dude out. Novak tells of his laziness in promiscuity mentions his house in Baltimore that he's never been to. Bam brags of his lead role in an upcoming movie before some 13 yr old calls in with a teacher revenge story. We hear Pat Margera's rap debut shortly before Baby Shambles brings the first break on with "Pipe Down." Some chat about celebrities in West Chester filming a high budget movie leads into talk about high gas prices and tax write offs. Cky owns the next break with "Dressed in Decay" and everyone lusts over the trainer dude...again...when they come back. Missy announces that she and Bam is going to watch the olympic trials and Bam recalls seeing a mid-life crisis wreck on stage the night before. Chad is reminded of his argument with a Ween band member over his now spoiled fandom and intros "Spanish Bombs" by The Clash. Novak and Gee reminisce about a special night in which they shared jizz via a condom then Novak almost gets the fury of Gretta (Moxy lead girl) before we hear "This is the Day." Bam returns discussing the difficulty of music, or lack thereof and says the simple stuff is the most popular. Gretta shoots Novaks "gypsyness" again then Bam tells of a new friend he met that was horribly burned at a young age. The party ends with "No Fear" by the Rasmus. Later!

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This weeks show starts with the usual crowd telling a story about some poor bastard in West Chester and then we get filled in on Novak's latest mis-adventures involving little Kevin, which will be on the special features of Minghags. Bam talks about creative control on the movie, and intros Turbonegro "Suburban Prince Of Death." Missy's friend brings us back from the break with a very long story of a relationship between her, a 15yr old at the time, and 65 yr old dude. Bam intros "Go Go Bordello" by Gypsy Punks for the next break and he comes back with some talk about the bar. Novak plugs his book "Dreamseller" then everyone lusts over some personal trainer dude. After some talk about health and getting fat, Novak claims he's clean... again... and we hear Lacrimas Profundere "Amber Girl". Bam suggests taking some phone calls for the last part of the show and we hear more about the bar, jackass and Moxie. The last song of the day is from Hanoi Rocks in anticipation of Andy McCoy returning next week to the U.S.

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Bam starts the Cinco de Mayo show remembering the crew's most recent kayaking adventure and telling Jess Rothstein to "quit trying" and just french Ville. He calls out some random fag from West Chester then we're updated on he and Missy's situation. Ginsburg and Missy updates Bam on his own antics while he's drunk, because he can't remember himself, and he confesses he has "Napoleon's disorder". Bam claims West Chester is HIS TOWN, not m shama lama ding dong and we hear a Nikki Sixx tune. Bam raggs on Missy some more after the break then anticipates Andy McCoy's return to the U.S. later in the month. Missy defends her position as Bam's wife against Novak when Chad bumps in to get updated on Bam's movies and other buisness ventures. Escape From Hellview brings on the next break, and we return with the Moxie to get updated their latest song "The Day". When Bam leaves the room to piss, Chad does a mini interview with Hannah and asks some important pre-opening night questions about the bar. Franz gets thrown under the bus which starts and acting discussion that leads to everyone doing their best to impersonate Ginsburg. Hannah intros "Ressurection" by H.I.M., and the show ends with "Shoot Knife Strangle Beat and Cruicify" by GG Allin.



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The show starts with Bam introducing everyone, including the regulars and Capt. Mowzer James Cox, who is working on "Dreamseller", The Moxie, and . Novaks pumped to check out locations for the flick and working with Cox. Then Bam goes ranting about his marriage problems, mainly that Missy can't stand a crowd, even though no one took him seriously due to his angst when she's away. Franz chimed in with his psychology as well as Ginsburg. Break for song, Hanoirocks "Street Poetry". After the break, Novak and Bam reminice about Finland, including memories of beastiality, statue-sexual foreplay, and Novaks greatest dump. Novak discusses do-ability of Bin-laden vs. skater chicks and Jesse Margera joins the chat for some road rage talk. He introduces Rev. Jim's "Time Was". They all return noting how much respect was in the piss from Ginsburg to GG's grave and how crazy GG's shows and death was. Andy McCoy and Johnny Depp was the next topics, then some more highlights of Finland. Bam and Novak plays the price is right, as only they would, and CKY is pressured to open Bam's bar. Chad plays his own price is right, and a friend in the law buisness is consulted by phone on some recent stunts. Some pretty suprising revelations are made about some of Novaks "reindeer" games and a southern cop's view on tazing people. Yet again, Novak reminices about a Texas dump and the lack of drugs there. Bam "thanks" the kids for working on his fence and we listen to Bam giving Novak a tattoo in the arctic circle. Chad and Bam talk about near death experiences and how Bam "blacked out" during the Jessica Simpson incident followed by The Moxie's "Step Down". Some phone calls are taken and Bam expresses his likeness to Novak, and reassures the crowd that Missy's gettin kicked out of the house. Kat Von D is apparently up for a role in Dreamseller, she, the movie, book and some authors are discussed more. While everyone's looking for the crabs, everyone argues about staying on and hearing "fashion" by Hanoirocks. The rest of the show is spent trying to get a hater on the phone, but we learn that CKY may be back. The last song is intro'd with ginsburg's pipe.

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Bam introduces the usual crowd plus Jimmy Pop then starts the show with the story of Novak's first car buying experience, and some "Where The F*^% Is Santa" info. Novak brags about his bar manners, and Mark the bagger walks in and shares his "assets" with the crowd as well as some bets he has going. Franz gets busted out for hitting on his friends' girlfriends and wives then Bam slams Shitbirdz about Halloween and his girlfriend. A discussion about getting fat in a relationship leads to phone calls after Novak finds out some of his friends are jewish. Bam plays a song from Baby Shambles and comes back announcing his next gathering at Fairman's. He talks about abusing Novak and filming his latest movie with porn stars. Break for CKY "Escape From Hellview" and Bam comes back to take a call about West Chester, The Note and Moxie. Bagger sings a song from Uncle Matt and Franz gets pressured to share his "assets" then quickly changes the subject to Dreamseller and Minghags. Chad talks about being a producer and Bam closes out with the Moxie "Step Down".

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Will Penn Darvis (PennDar, CEO faction) steps in for Bam this week with taped interviews of Bam with Nikki Sixx and Kat Von D (their first interview as a couple) as well as Steve-O from the "loony bin". He introduces Motley Crew "Wild Side" and returns with the audio of the Kat interview. Bam says his left sleeve is finally done and catches up with Nikki and Kat about what goes on in L.A. Sixx talks about his new band Sixx A.M. and Kat tells Bam about how they met. Sixx talks about the meanings and purposes of tattoos and how people treat him differently. Bam agrees that's true,"until I pull out my checkbook, then everything changes." More tattoo stories are shared and Sixx mentions that Motley is going on tour this summer. Bam chats about his ongoing movie projects and says he wants Kat to be in "Dreamseller". Then he asks Sixx how he went sober and learned they both admire Andy McCoy. After a couple of Nikki's musical influences are revealed, the interview ends with a break for a song by "Eagles of Death Metal". PennDar comes back briefly to introduce Sixx A.M. "Pray For Me" and we return with the Steve-o interview. Bam, Steve-O and Knoxville all agree together at Steve-O's rehab that everything is going alright. After some catch-up chat, Steve-O tells about his nightly activities as well as his downfall, intervention and recovery. Bam compares rehab tales with Steve-O and they all talk about recent stunts for www.jackassworld.com including, but not restricted to, the Mentos Coke enema on roller skates. This leads to an in depth discussion on why a nymphomaniac rehab would definitely NOT work. The interview ends with Steve-O getting pumped for a jackassworld stunt when PennDar steps in and introduces The Moxie "Step Up".



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With an enthusiastic "vulk yeah" Bam goes right into some Tampa Pro AM skate competition stories, as well as some fights he saw there. This stirs memories of bad trans-continental flights, which leads to a post/pre 9-11 discussion about how muffed up the airlines are now. Break for Baby Shambles "Suffers Nations" and return with special guest Mark "The Bagger" who talks some football and expresses some love for Missy's sister. Bam tells the audience about "Where The F*%$ Is Santa". Novak gets on the phone and tells some 10 speed tall tales while Bagger raggs on him the whole time. Some more skate stories are shared between Novak and Bam then everyone gets on Mark for crushing on Jess Rothstein. Novak's story begins to be debunked, so Bam goes to break with H.I.M. "Again". Bagger then treats us to his version of Journey "Don't Stop Believing" and Don McLean's "Piano Man". Bagger throws in a plug for his movie (www.baggerthemovie.com), and Bam says he's posting more "making of" Minghags videos soon (www.minghags.com), and that the movie is almost done. Some calls are taken, and Bam expresses that he favors his own movies because everyone has more fun compared to a Hollywood flick. We're then treated to some clips from The Bagger Movie, then Mark steps on Missy's sensitive family toes by saying "retard" in reference to a football player. Missing Persons "Walking In L.A." brings this weeks' fun to an end.

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Bam starts the show talking with his uncle and cousin Kevin (big and little Kevin) and they explain their latest prison stints. Kevin shares some memories of being in the military in Germany, which starts some random fight stories. The tales stir Little Kev up enough to get a song out about his troublesome neighbors,the Steller family. Break for Tiger Army "Forever Fades Away". Next, Bam discusses the terms of Novak's manager position at the new bar, which birthed the term "prison push". Novak shows off some googling skills, and we hear about the "Jersey turnpike" and how important Novak is to Bam's productivity. Ginsburg introduces some calls and the crowd suggests some activities to do in West Chester then rags on Bam for getting lost everywhere he goes. Phil gets on the phone to chat about the boxing bout he won against a pro wrestler. Break for "Suburban Prince Of Death" by Turbonegro followed by some more jail and warrant stories, this time from Buddy Bill. Bam realizes it's St. Patrick's Day, which is why it's so crowded at the show and demands a break with Plasmatics "Master Plan". Bam informs the audience of his new footage at ELEMENT.COM and talks about the Jackass 24 takeover with a caller. After some more chat with a Texas caller, the show closes in true Bam fashion without the last song title. Later.



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Novak signed on today talking about how there is a warrant for his arrest in Dallas for taking a dump in the middle of the street. Bam talked about what lead to Novak taking a dump in the street on tour with CKY, how Kat Von D is dating Nicki Sixx from Motley Crue, and why Bam started smoking at 27. Bam's brother Jesse said he was a poseur smoker, Bam forgot to introduce his wife on the radio, and Novak and Shitgoose broke each other's balls for a while. Bam busted out all the lyrics of a crazy Dico rap, Chad claimed credit for the beats in the song, and Bam said the only way he learned the song is because he had to edit the video. Shitbirds came in crazy hung-over and talked about how he is going back to work to work at a bottle factory. The guys shared crazy getting drunk on Johnny Walker stories, Bam said he once woke up in a strange country because he got so wasted, and Novak talked about doing way more drugs than Heath Ledger. Novak said his book "Dreamseller" will be out this year, Bam talked about his taxes and having Phil do them for him, and explained how he wound up at a gay bar in Albany. Bam's mother April called in to yell at Bam for talking about taxes and have Bam pat Novak down for drugs. Next April talked about how Phil is going to be doing a celebrity boxing match against the gay dude from the Sopranos leading Phil to get on the phone and talk about his training. The guys tried to get Phil amped for the fight, Bam demanded front row seats to the show, and Phil showed off his patented growl and scream psych out combo. Bam hated on Nickelback for writing the song "Rock Star" and the band Hinder for writing "Lips of an Angel". Novak talked about speed balling and why he loved it so much, then a 13 year old girl called in so Novak suggested she never try drugs, and Bam updated his fans on his Jackass related injuries. After taking another call from a young girl it was time for a dick off between Ryan G and Novak, the guys goofed on dudes who rock tramp stamps and tongue rings, and Bam talked about his new reality show and his new bar. The guys took a few more phone calls and ended the show with some classic Cradle of Filth.

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Bam came to you this week and right off the bat it was a story about Shitgoose getting punched in the face in Philadelphia. The guys talked about how everyone breaks balls in Philadelphia over street skating and now there are bums everywhere which begs the question which is worse; skaters or homeless people. Bam talked about how life changes once kids come into the picture, he talked about his brother Jesse having two kids and how different he is now. Bam talked about dating back in the day, took some phone calls because he was live for the first time in a long time, and waited on Novak to come to the studio to see if he was sober or not. Novak came into the studio and seemed sober, talked about a new band called The Moxie that Bam filmed a video for, and the guys called Franz to tell some funny Novak on dope stories and hear some passages from Novak's new book. The guys ended the show talking to some kids who wanted them to come to birthday parties, Novak told some funny jail stories, and Bam talked to a Spanish dude on the phone who no one could understand.

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Bam signed on talking about the recent 24 hour takeover Jackass did for MTV. Bam was in the studio with The Moxie a new band that Chad from CKY is producing and Bam gave Chad major props calling him the Timberland of Rock and Roll. Bam gave the band props for the new recording they did with Chad and talked about filming a video for them. Bam said he always hates bands who have cheap packaging, talked about going to middle school with some of the dudes from The Moxie, and then talked about how he used to wear crazy baggy pants back in the day and was really bad with chicks. Bam talked about getting lost and not wanting directions in the car, friends he lost after Jackass became a hit over jealousy, and the guys talked about Murray falling asleep in Chad's studio and pissing himself in front of everyone. The guys shared some classic Murray stories, Bam talked about how musicians are the biggest haters when it comes to liking other bands, and Bam said CKY did everything right by working grass roots stuff because now they have a hardcore fan base. Chad said he was doing the sound on Minghags, and Bam talked about how the computer crashed with all the sound on it and they almost lost everything, but things are great now. Bam talked about how much he got muffed up doing the 24 hour Jackass Takeover and what he likes to do and not do when skating demos for crowds. Bam talked about punching his buddy in the face for the Moxie Video, took some phone calls from the fans, and ended the show hanging out with Chuck Trees.

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Bam opened the show up with his brother Jesse, Will Pendarvis, Franz, and Chad from CKY. Bam talked about how the dude who is helping build his bar can''t be paid until the job is totally done otherwise he will go out drinking on the job. Bam dad Phil came into the room and defended Pat's work ethic while Bam goofed on him always being in jail or on a meth bender. The guys talked about drunken wedding fights, Chad told a story about a crazy drug dude putting lipstick on his old ass mom and trying to get her to hook on the streets of San Francisco. Next the guys told more San Fran stories one involving a business man humping a transsexual in front of his wife. Bam goofed on Hanna running out of gas while shooting for MTV, Bam and Missy fought over people riding her hot pink four wheeler, and Phil talked about his upcoming boxing match on Celebrity Boxing. Everyone started trying to get Phil to punch them leading Bam to get up and slug Phil in the arm. Bam talked about Franz loving German porno, Bam talked about catching shit birds jacking off to his own music, and Chad talked about Bam sending him a creepy valentine''s card. Missy said all girls are drama, Bam talked about Shitbirds hanging out the window waving a beer out of Bam's car in the center of town, and Franz says Shitbirds calls beers "road soda". Shitbirds talked about his best idea ever which is "Road Salad", Bam talked about trying to get the bar opened up by April Fool's Day, and having his crazy cousin Kenny be the bouncer because he is so tough. Hanna talked about lying to young Bam and Jesse about having the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazard in his bedroom and them believing it. The guys ended the show telling some classic Phil stories about how he used to tell stories Bam and Jesse and Phil trying to get laid by telling chicks he was in a band. Bam talked about how Phil loves to shop with coupons and is so super cheap its funny.



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Bam kicked off the show with a full house including Chad from CKY, Fat Hanna (aka) Fanna, and Chris Nieratko (aka) "Piss near a taco" from Big Brother magazine. Chris said he bumped into Bam's neighbors and he found out they don't care for Bam at all. Bam said his problems with the neighbors started when Slayer played in his backyard. Chris talked about how hard it is to locate Bam's house, how he likes living in Sayreville NJ and how his two skate shops are doing. Bam talked about his first Big Brother interview and Chris writing Bam used to have tits because he was cubby. Bam said Chris's interview style is abrasive and he usually gets people pissed like Dio and Richie Sambora which is hysterical. Chris talked about growing up in Sayreville and how he was especially prepared to piss off Richie Sambora. Next Chris talked about how small Dio is in person and how pissed he got at the question "what was it like working with Ozzy"? Bam talked about how bad it was when he told Jeff Termain that he is afraid of snakes. Then the guys got back to how Chris was finally able to set off Dio, it was with a midget reference. Chris explained he always want to get punched when doing interviews so he could sue and make some money. Next they talked about the new book Chris put out, look into ChrisNieratko.com to check out the book. Chris talked about how the book is all about him being on drugs, and getting laid, and then getting with his wife. Bam talked about going to NYC in the range rover, he said the gas light came on before the Holland Tunnel, and running out of gas in the Lincoln Tunnel. Chris talked about witnessing Bam getting a flat tire and crying over it because he didn't know how to change a tire. Turns out Bam had a Jack but no T Bar to Jack it up, Bam winds up calling AAA and Chris just sat there in awe laughing and drinking. Franz revisited some creepy boy scout stories that involved a kid toucher, Bam talked about his new bar and what they are thinking about calling it. Bam said he liked Filthy Note as a name, but is fighting over all sorts of crap with the township of West Chester as usual. Bam talked about all the crazy paintings in his new skate park, Bam talked about how he likes using Osama Bin Ladin in crazy situations, and Chris talked about going on vacation with a Hitler Mustache and doing a character called Hitler on vacation.

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This week, Bam starts the show talking to Chad Ginsburg about how being in Spain for 3 weeks away from everything he owned helped him "figure some stuff out". He read a couple of lists, one about how to live cheaply and another about how to change for the better. Break for "Wake Up Dead In a Garbage Can" by Hardcore Superstar. He returns with some airport horror stories and says that he may rent an apartment and live in Spain for a while because it's easier to go out and get stuff done without being recognized. Some 4-wheeler fun is discussed and we hear a song by Nightwish. Bam comes back and realizes there will be a discrepancy with his new show and moving to Spain. They reminisce about dropping out and how Bam doesn't believe in school or classes, which starts chat about filming skate tricks and Viva. Ginsburg interprets some art and how talent can't be taught. Bam introduces a song by Paleface from Finland known only as track 1, and they (Bam and Chad) comes back talking about how few rap songs they play. Were updated on Novak, Chad and Bam express some worry for him, which brings up some stories about dead friends. Bam closes with some more Spain talk and a song from H.I.M. "Ressurection".



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Bam opened the show talking about how he is opening a theater/bar and had to drag one of the workers out of there because he was passed out drunk. The guys discussed Novak being a scumbag, how he is doing terrible and got kicked out of his girlfriend's house, and scammed his mother out of 4,000 dollars. Missy said Novak's chick Mandy found all sorts of bags, pills, and needles when she cleaned out the place after she kicked him out. Bam announced he is doing a new 8 episode reality show on MTV focused around him opening his bar. Bam talked about how MTV will help get big bands in the bar, the guys try to get Franz to pull out his extra large penis, Bam insisted Franz put his large penis in Natalie's large pill jar. Next Natalie and Bam argued over whether or not she ever got serviced by Novak, after a lot of denying the story, Bam produced a photo of her doing just that. During a song Franz and Natalie left the show, Natalie came back from the bathroom with Franz who was trying to get aroused to violate a pill jar and everyone accused them of hooking up. Bam talked about missy going to a psychic, Natalie got e-mailed on my space about whether or not bam had died. Ryan g offered to film bam banging out missy, the guys reported rake is getting married to a 20 year old chick, bam said Steve o won't go to other people's weddings because it reminds him of his short comings, and the guys played the sound of a bird when Natalie tried to talk. The guys said that Chad was doing the sound mix for the movie Minghags, the guys clowned on waffle boy who is Natalie's boyfriend and his barb wire tattoo bam tried to have a dickoff with Franz.



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Bam opened the show with Shitbirds, Chad from CKY, and his buddy Bill on New Year's Eve. Bill talked about trying to buy a Nintendo Wii at Best Buy and getting in a huge fight with a dude who wanted the Wii as well, after choking the dude the guy pulled Bill's sweatpants down and because he was free balling his dick fell out of his pants. Shitbirds begged people to check out his music on I-tunes, Bam talked about making a penis mobile and jumping it through a giant pussy. Bam goofed on Shitbirds getting his girl a dust buster for Christmas, Bam said he wanted to skate his outside ramp but its too damn cold to do it, and then he said his indoor skate park is set up and sweet. Bam said he got racing shoes from Ryan Dunn for Christmas, the guys talked about why it is illegal to drive with no shoes on, and the guys talked about how hard it was to get CKY into Canada back in the day. The guys talked about the best hangover cures, Chad talked about pissing on G.G. Allin's grave, and this lead Chad into a big rant about how cool G.G. was. The guys talked about Jared Leto getting tattooed by Kat Von D and then gaining a ton of weight for a movie. Next everyone talked about what they did for Christmas, naked Dave talked about a crazy drunk driving experience he had, and Bam talked about bumping in Britney Spears and Kevin Federline at a restaurant back when they were together. The guys clowned on Solider Boys for a while, Bam said he had bald Britney Spears pixs in his new skate park, and talked about what they want to do in 2008. Bill told the best fight story he had, Bam drank whiskey, and Chad talked about how he once put a cigarette in the bottom of a beer and the guitarist of Blind Melon drank it and puked. Bam decided he wanted to do some New Year's Eve skating, the guys talked about buying a Real Doll, and Bam talked about why he's been calling Missy "Mitten Puss". Shitbirds talked about shitting himself and then sang a song about how much he likes farting, Bam asked the guys if they would fuck Michael Jackson for 5 bucks, and the guys talked about Britney Spear's half assed tattoos. All this plus music by Gnarkill, The Moxy, The Editors, and CKY on a very special New Year's Eve addition of Radio Bam.



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Bam opened the show by announcing he has 2 kegs of Heineken because of his buddy Kevin. Bam said whatever happens in his life, his dad Phil will take the story and make it ten times crazier. Joe Franz, Kevin, Novak, Chuck, and Chad all joined Bam this week to talk some trash, Bam apologized to Novak's buddy who backed him up in a bar fight a couple years back, and Joe Franz told a crazy Boy Scott story that involved a Scott Master making a Boy Scott strip. Novak was claiming he was clean for 28 days and he just got out of a psych ward. Novak said he was going to buy lots of Christmas stuff with his Jackass 2.5 check, Novak also said he just signed a book deal and his book is coming out this year, and Bam said the next movie they are going to work on is The Dream Seller movie. Next the gang talked to Novak about why he was locked up in a psych ward, how long he claims he has been clean, and Novak leaving crazy messages on Franz's answering machine. Next Novak talked about Bam threatening him with a sword, not remembering the last show he appeared on, and Novak tried to explain what happened to the $10,000 watch that Bam gave him. Next the gang decided Novak wasn't making any sense so they checked his pockets, shoes, and socks for drugs. The search lead to the gang finding all sorts of pills in his cigarette pack and proving Novak is a big liar. The show took a serious turn and almost became intervention, Missy said Novak couldn't stay at the house, and Franz tried to talk some sense into Novak. Novak wound up getting thrown out of the house and the gang talked about how bummed they were that their friend is such a junkie.



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Bam, Jess, Coach the Dog, Chad, Missy, and Shitbirds opened the show talking about the cheapest beer you can find in PA. Bam said he was at Kat Von D's new tattoo shop last week checking out her new half ramp in LA, he said the very next day a car crashed into the front of the tattoo shop and things were all muffed up. Next the gang discussed how much they all enjoyed the movie My Cousin Vinny, Bam talked about how he was clean and sober for 4 days in LA and then wound up on a bender the last night he was there and pissed off Missy. The crew started talking about how Shitbirds shits his pants every time he gets wasted, Bam said he got wasted on Ambian and shit half in the toilet and half off the toilet and Novak had to clean it up. Bam talked about doing 40 grand worth of damage to a hotel room in Vegas, the CKY guys talked about being high on magic mushrooms and trashing a hotel room and then getting a bill for 18 grand, and then Bam talked about spending 2 million dollars of Paramount's money on a ten day Jackass promotional tour with the gang and how they managed to spend that sort of dough. The guys talked about trendy LA clubs, Jesse's new band with the singer of Clutch Company Man, and the cover band at the bar the other night. Bam talked about a new lawsuit in London, how sue happy America is, and the guys talked about a friend of theirs who hit a crossing guard on his way to work. Bam talked about a Christmas card he got from Billy Idol, dealing with a brat at The Roosevelt who was crying loud as hell by the pool, and the guys discussed what Christmas songs they love and which ones they hated. Bam said he hates the Beatles, they talked about Rex's getting closed down, and Bam talked about opening up his bar which he still doesn't have a name for. The guys agreed they dig the band Muse, Bam said there are issues with releasing Jackass 2.5 because Vito is having legal problems, and the guys agreed the terrorists won, all you have to do is go to the airport and you'll know. All this was rounded out by music including Jesse Margera's new band Company Man, and some Muse.

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Bam opened the show announcing he had just gotten home from The Virgin Islands and had Anthony from the Bloodhound Gang talking smack about their recent tour. Anthony told a horrible story about Evil Jared taking a dump on stage and crapping in his hand and then smearing it in Jimmy Pop's hair and on his face. Bam announced he was going to see Ville from HIM later in the show, we got a update about Mark The Bagger, and we learned he accidentally shaved a Hitler Mustache on too his face. Next we heard Mark got caught jacking off in Anthony's kitchen, Bam said his movie is coming out on DVD on Valentine's Day, and went upstairs to talk to Ville Valo from HIM. Ville said he has been off the drink for over 6 months; he talked about the tour, and said he was quitting music once he was on tour in Europe because you are not allowed to smoke in the venues or on the tour buses. Bam talked about hooking up with the keyboard player from Bleeding Through, the upcoming HIM European Tour, and Ville almost dying in front on Bam because of a hardcore night of partying. Ville talked about going to rehab, how he swapped the words God out of praying to the word Sabbath, and how he was basically drunk for two years straight. Shitbirds came on the radio and talked about losing 20 pounds and wanting to lose 20 more before New Years. Bam talked about Novak and how he is doing, Chad said when CKY was in DC it was the time of the DC sniper, and the guys agreed that Novak was high the last time they saw him. Bam talked to Ville about his home in Finland that Bam said is a castle, about speeding his car in Serbia, and how hard it is to open up when you are playing with Metallica. Bam ended the show talking about getting oral in first class on an airplane from Missy.

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Bam came to you this week with his Papa and his father Phil and his mother April. Bam talked about how his grandfather had worked in a meat factory and once caught a man humping a horse in the back of the factory. Next Bam's mother said she wished she didn't know all the bad stuff that her son does, Bam said Missy back in the day had a big booty, and Missy said she was going to start working out again as soon as Bam finishes his book. Next the guys talked to Bam skater buddy Carey about getting wasted with Bam, banging random chicks, and drunk driving. Next Bam talked to his grandfather about how much he used to drink back in the day, Missy talked about Bam falling out of a chair wasted last night, and Bam's Papa talked about what got him to stop getting wasted. Bam talked about his real doll that never showed up but he paid for, how to clean a real doll, and a you tube video of fat people at Disney World. Bam talked to his Papa about drugs and why he never took them, about why he never did hookers, and why Don Vito turned out so bad. Phil talked about how he was watching Oprah and saw Tom Hanks sitting so crossed legged that he couldn't figure out where his balls were. Everyone talked about what they were doing for Thanksgiving, Bam listed the people who are cool enough to borrow his cars, and then told a story about how Bam, April, Phil, and Kat Von D all crammed into one Lamborghini one time. Bam's parents yelled at Bam for his dirty radio show, Phil said he almost threw up last week listening to Novak talking about licking ass, and the gang talked about chicks that bang horses and dogs. Bam talked about catching Jess Margera jerking off once, dropping his new expensive camera and ruining the lense, and everyone gave props to Pink who came from the West Chester area.



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Bam opened the show with brand new music from the Hives, talked about safety beers, and talked to Chad from CKY about how he can now run all the radio equipment. Bam said he found out that Lance Bass knows he is painted on Bam's garage along with Osama Bin Ladin wearing a basketball Jersey and Ronald Regan, then Bam decided he wanted to go to the moon and hump Missy in front of astronauts, and Bam revealed he is writing a book. Chad talked about Bam trying to drop a load on his brother's sleeping face but the problem was he couldn't get hard because he was so drunk. The guys talked about seeing a bald eagle in West Chester, Bam talked about how watching the Discovery Channel and being scared about the future, and Bam and Missy announced they have been married for 9% months. Next Bam decided to play a bunch of bad demos he has been giving by random fans, Chad announced he has the best studio ever at his place, and Bam announced he has ADD and a severe chemical imbalance. This got into a discussion about how Bam is not happy when he is sober and he tends to act really mad when he isn't drinking on beers. Next Bam talked about how he is having a hard time getting a song in Minghags because they want 15 thousand dollars for the track, the gang discussed who they would rather bang Hall or Oats, and rounded out the show with some music by The Hives and Trouble Andrew.



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Bam opened the show doing an impression of Novak that lead right into a story of Novak's most recent heroin overdose. Apparently he was found down by a train station where he was trying to hang himself with his scarf. Now Novak says he is on medicine that helps him kick heroin, Novak's doctor said if he still continues to do drugs this way he will die within 5 years, and Bam talked about why weed doesn't work for him. Novak said his last sponsor is now on speedballs and lost his kids and Bam said he once did meth by accident and was awake for two days straight somewhere in Europe. Missy read some of Novak's medical history, Novak accused Shitbird's girlfriend of being an alcoholic, and the gang tried to decide who looks the most like a junkie Chad, Bam, or Novak. The guys accused Shitbird's girlfriend of having been with Lou Diamond Phillips, Novak talked about how his mom lives with a millionaire, and Shitbirds talked about how he has a picture of his own bunghole on his phone. Novak read a letter he wrote his brother from prison, the guys talked about whether or not Novak's book will ever come out, and then talked about when Novak broke his feet days before Bam's wedding. Novak then tried to make some extra money trying to lick Shitbird's butt, Missy said Novak was extremely fucked up and lying about the drugs he is on right now, and Bam played music by The Thieves and Private Line on this week's Radio Bam.



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Bam opens this week with Veins of Jenna and they are stoked the Viva la Bands tour is over. He and Missy tell everyone about their trip to porn-star Gina Lynn's "football party" and the weird conversations that came with it. Break for Avenged Sevenfold "Almost Easy". Ginsburg returns talking about CKY on the tour as well as GWAR, Veins of Jenna and Cradle of Filth, then tells about Dani Filth getting drunk on tour causing everyone to not be allowed to drink for the rest of it. Bam remembers his biggest fans in Australia and impresses us with some gross-out stories. Chad then introduces his friend Production, a rapper from Philly, and he recalls how he got sent to prison for beating a pedophile. After Novak is mentioned, we hear some Baby Shambles and he arrives at Bam's house to tell us some Texas tall tales. The conversation turns toward some celeb talk, then we hear a song by Within Temptation and we come back discussing which nationality has the sickest farts. Novak shares his "personal" issues and then shares some more prison stories along with Production. We are treated to a freestyle by Production before Bam signs off with a Veins of Jenna tune.



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This week, we are blessed with a show from the CKY tour bus on the Viva La Bands tour stop in New Orleans. Bam believes through the whole show that Novak scored some heroin, but Novak denies it and goes into his latest sexual fiasco. Turbonegro takes us through the first break and we come back with a call from Hannah, who is apparently trying to make up for a fight that happened earlier in the night. Ginsburg wants some food brought back to the buss and after a short chat with Jess Margera, we hear CKY "Snipe". More sex stories when we return, this time involving random girls and Matt from CKY, which leads into "Attached At The Hip". Novak enjoys a "smoke" while everyone hopes that Hannah returns soon with Arby's. After some more tour antics about the night before, Novak admits to scoring. Bam starts to spill his guts about Jenn, and Chad cuts in with a song by the Thieves. Missy is the victim of her husband's drunk dialing, and she's not having it. Hannah saves the day and brings food while we hear "Back on Track" and Shitbirdz tells a stripper story. Novak is hailed as the king of "getting some" and after some stories involving Veins of Jenna on the tour, they exit with VOJ "Enemy In Me".



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A faction dude named Colin starts the show introducing Bam and his new Viva la Bands 2 DVD. He asks how Bam met Veins Of Jenna and we hear "Enemy In Me" and a song by 69 EYES. The duo returns with more DVD banter and we hear about the fight between Bam and West Chester (Pocopson), then were updated on Steve-0, Novak and Dico. Break for Priestess "Lay Down" and we hear some more about Bam's projects including 3 movies and Viva la Bands. Bloodhound Gang "Screwing You On The Beach At Night" is the next track up and CKY "Flesh Into Gear" follows. Colin asks Bam about the regular crowd and Ginsburg is praised for running the board on Radio Bam, then more tour talk. Bam brings up the point of not doing others' movies because he doesn't have creative control, then he talks about lawsuits and the township fight. The show is closed with Turbonegro "All my Friends Are Dead".



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Bam opened the show saying he thinks Missy is pregnant and they should get a pregnancy test, and then Don Vito started talking about how Missy had a miscarriage and Missy freaked out. Don Vito talked about why cigarettes will eventually lead to heroin, how he likes to drink on fruity drinks, and Bam made Vito whisper all his favorite things in the world. Bam talked about jumping out of a moving car after fighting with Missy and getting picked up by the cops and driven to the bar he was trying to get to. Bam talked about going skinny dipping in the pool with Hanna, Bam explained why he and Missy were fighting, and Missy talked about how Bam has pissed the bed twice, pee'd the floor twice, and puked on himself in the last week. Missy yelled at Bam for starting the rumor she is pregnant, Bam said Missy is super skinny for a fat bitch, and Missy talked about how her sister got arrested for trying to sneak into a beer garden. Next Bryan from Outside Magazine was interviewing Bam about his show, his skate ramp in the backyard, and Don Vito said he wouldn't go on the Viva La Bands tour because it seemed like trouble. Bam said Gwar is going to rape a Don Vito doll on the tour and then Don Vito will poop out a little Bam. Shitbirds came in and was talking about humping some chick in the woods, Tim Glomb freaked out in front of Bam over the upcoming Viva La Bands tour, and Bam said there is going to be a texting contest on the tour where you can win Sirius Satellite Radios.



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This week Bam kicked off the show with Chad from CKY and his girlfriend Gina and talked about banging backwards, then they talked about it being Gina's birthday, and then Gina came back into the room with a sexy little outfit on. Next Bam talked about how Hanna has been getting laid recently, how he likes to play tennis with Hanna, and Bam discussed how he used to belong to a Country Club. Bam said Hanna is one of his true friends, continued to encourage Chad to bang his girlfriend backwards style, and Bam said he was super horny and wanted to jerk off. Chad left the show to bang his girl out, Bam started hating on Novak for doing heroin again, and the show sort of ended quickly.



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Bam started out the show talking to Shauna who is Bam's babysitter on the set of Jackass who is all about dating black guys. Bam questioned why Shauna doesn't date anyone in LA, why Bam favors one of his kittens more than the other, and how Will Pendarvis is looking all hot lately. Bam goofed on the show Sunset Tan, talked about walking around all day in a thong for a Jackass bit, and talked about a recent shoot he did in a pigeon outfit with Tony Hawk. Bam talked about all his various injuries, why breaking his tailbone was the worst injury ever, and how tearing tendons is worse than breaking a bone. Bam talked about directing videos and how he can cut the budget for a video because he owns all his own equipment, Pendarvis talked about how Bam loses everything he is supposed to hold on too, and hanging out with Jared Leto from 30 Seconds To Mars. Bam talked about how he knows every girl he ever had sex with and it was only 30 people, the guys discussed how Steve O falls in love instantly, and Bam said the more you blow off chicks the more they want to hang out with you. Bam talked about why he loves living in West Chester and how his dad takes care of all his money. Bam talked about the drugs that he heard Owen Wilson did the night he tried to kill himself, Bam then said he once did meth by accident and it sucked, and then Bam admitted he pissed the other night in a blackout and didn't remember it. All this plus music from the brand new cd Viva La Bands Volume 2.



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Bam opened his show by proving Shitgoose wrong by driving his car through the Brandy Wine River. Bam knew he would be successful but he killed it and got it on film and made Shitgoose give him $200 dollars in twenty dollar bills. Next Bam talked to his bud Ryan who left West Chester for 3 weeks to live in Chicago but he couldn't get work there. Bam next questioned Ryan's chick about what he does sexually with her, we heard about Bam's masturbation habits, and Missy talked about catching Bam wacking off the other night. Bam told a story about his buddy who took too much acid and couldn't answer a simple question anymore. Next the acid guy started licking Missy's feet which grossed her out, Missy talked about how Bam likes chicks in fishnets, and Bam admitted to humping 25 chicks behind his ex-girlfriend's back. The guys talked about Novak being on heroin again, Bam continued to bust Shitgoose's balls about his bet money, and Missy admitted she had 10 sexual partners before she married Bam. The guys talked to Chad about recording the new CKY record, Bam said Ryan G used to look good back in the day but now he is a fat fuck, and then Bam started pinching his belly fat and a girl in the room accused the show of being too gay. The guys said Chad is officially happy because he has a finance and a house that he owns, Bam said catnip comes out of Chad's freezer, and Bam yelled at Shitgoose for not taking good photos of him. Bam talked about his official myspace that Ryan G runs, the guys talked about Jesse's kids and how cool they are.



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This week's show was random because there were a ton of people coming in and out of the radio room. Bam talked to Naked Dave about what he's been up too recently, then let Gary Dreads sing a long to some dub music, and Bam talked about how important Chuck Tres was to the Philadelphia scene. The guys interviewed Chuck about playing with The Goats, The Roots, and jamming with Bad Brains. Bam said he has an official myspace account now and got like 30 fake Bam myspace accounts removed, Bam then puked during a music break and tried to remember what he ate, and Bam and Missy argued about going to the movies. Bam said Chuck is the only black guy he's ever met with green eyes, the happy couple talked about their recent marriage, and they talked about how Iggy Pop was eating steak with mustard. Bam dissed his ex-girlfriend for a bit, then he talked about getting some oral sex from Missy this morning, and questioned others in the radio room when they last got humped. Bam stated he was going to drive his car through the Brandy Wine River tonight and he didn't car what would happen to his car. The guys made a 500 dollar bet that Bam couldn't get through the river with his Hummer, Bam and Ryan G talked a bunch of shit to each other, and Chuck Tres and Gary Dreads closed the show by singing some live dub, Bam rounded out the set list with music from Within Temptation, The Knives, Tiger Army, and The International Noise Conspiracy.

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The show opened with Dico poking a blindfolded London with a wine opener and making him say what body part he was being stabbed in. Bam took over the show with Brandon, Chad, London, and a bunch of other characters talking about the premiere of "Minghags" from last night. Bam had to bribe his friend into calling out sick to take the day and drink with him. The guys talked about farts in a jar, Bam's new hobby smoking cigarettes, and Tim Glomb was in town to talk about the upcoming Viva La Bands cd and upcoming tour. Bam teased that fact that they are going to be starting a bar soon, Bam called Oderus Urungus from GWAR to talk about when he slept with Bam's parents but Oderus just talked about all the crystal meth he smoked today. Bam discussed getting caught jacking off in front of Missy, Dico talked about some transsexual porn that Bam gave him that is hysterical, and then the guys discussed the funniest porn moments they have ever seen. Dico talked about making London go in the ocean, Dico defended what he does at the beach and why he missed the last couple of shows, and Bam talked about being trashed enough to touch Jimmy Pop's penis at the bar. Bam got all emo with Dico and talked about how they became friends, talked about almost burning down a house with Glomb, and the guys debuted brand new music from Clutch, The 69 Eyes, The Bloodhound Gang, and Children of Bodem that will all be on the forthcoming Viva La Band's CD.



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Bam opened his show with more complaints about the Township of Westchester trying to stop him from doing his TV show and radio show from home. Bam's neighbor is trying to stop him from working out of his house to basically mess with him so Bam talked about all the muffed up stuff he could do to mess with them. Jesse talked about Shitbird's DIY case, Bam discussed doing a guest appearance on Family Guy, and then Bam talked about how his bad east coast attitude got "Dreamseller" the movie purchased. Bam said he got offered a part in Lost Boys 2 but he turned it down because the script sucked. Bam announced CKY, Vains of Jenna, Cradle of Filth, and GWAR are kicking off the Viva La Bands Tour on September 24th. Bam talked about fighting with a fan at the Poison concert who was hating on Vains of Jenna, the gang discussed why record labels are dying out, and Jesse and Chad from CKY told Island Records horror stories. Shitbirds talked about wanting to make records that piss off soccer moms across America, Bam said Buddy Bill humped a chick in a canoe the other day, and then Bam hated on how bad the Simple Life is. Bam said he is turning 28 on the 28th but he doesn't celebrate his birthdays while Missy said he better not celebrate considering he missed hers the last 2 years. Bam talked about people coming out of the woodwork to sue him over bullshit, people who walk around with their mouth open and don't know it, and rounded out the show with music from HIM, Tiger Army, The Kooks, and Hello Goodbye.



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Bam kicked off the show by announcing he is officially finished with his new movie "Minghags" and Novak is officially strung out on heroin again. Bam said Novak got kicked out of rehab, sold a twenty thousand dollar watch he got him as a gift to get smack, and Bam said his car got ruined because he got rained on. Bam talked about how he loves to tell the truth on the radio even if it's not great for his professional career. Bam talked about his girlfriend who cheated on him when he was 18, how his father Phil raised him, and how he tends to not agree with his mother's thought process. Bam said 3 random cars from England showed up at his gate last night and he had to send his buddy over to his gate with a shotgun. Bam said Novak's book is in serious trouble because he is still on heroin, then Chad talked about all the friends he lost to heroin, and how Novak wound up in the hospital 2 times in one week from OD'ing. Bam talked about how when he was a little kid all he wanted was to hang with Tony Hawk and own a Ferrari. Bam talked about how he has been wasted for a solid month, Chad said he felt a profound change in his 30's where he stopped partying as hard, and Bam said he would have kids as long as he knew it was going to be a girl. Bam said fatness doesn't run in his family, his family eats really bad food and doesn't exercise. Bam talked about why he is so skinny and it is really so he doesn't wind up fat like his father. Bam talked about how the township of West Chester is trying to make him tear down his skate ramp, how he has to go to court on August 7th to defend filming in his house, and how and why they are trying to screw with him for no good reason. Bam said he has 3 lawyers working on this because the Township of West Chester is going out of their way to screw with him, he talked about hanging at the Vains of Jenna show in Atlantic City and getting into a fight with a cranky fan, and how his new movie may be as good as Jackass 2. The guys explained why they haven't been doing new shows the last two weeks, they again urged people to show up at the West Chester Court House on August 7th to support him, and Bam ended the show by saying he isn't 17 anymore and will not let anyone stop him from doing what he wants to do.



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Bam came to you this week having just got back from Sweden and Norway where he was on tour with CKY, Turbonegro, and Chris Cornell. Bam said he got into a fight with Chris Cornell backstage, the guys played audio of Bam freaking out backstage and talking mad shit on Cornell, and then Bam informed us he had to sit next to Chris Cornell on the plane ride home where they patched things up. The guys goofed on Chris Cornell's press photo, Bam talked about making nice with Chris on the plane, and Shitbirds talked about farting while going down on his chick. The guys goofed on Shitbirds new car that they said is totally causing global warming and only cost him $400 dollars. Bam talked about airport security and how wacked out it is, he explained how every time he is in the airport they look at his dick and check out his ass, and then he told a story about smoking weed with Missy in Amsterdam. Bam talked about how hardcore the sex tapes are in Amsterdam because some of them feature bestiality. Bam talked about how Darren from CKY threw up on a family on the plane ride home, the guys told a story about how Jimmy Pop spilled hot ass coffee on River from Weezer's cock, and the guys played tape of themselves getting wasted in Sweden. Just another week in the life of professional Jackass Bam Margera and his crew.



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This week's show opened with Dico doing a advertisement for magic mushrooms and juicy stake. London, Dico, Chad from CKY, and Bam talked about London getting his tooth knocked out during the filming of Minghags. Bam said he was going to Sweden with the guys from CKY and needed a hotel and plane ticket, Missy came in the room and talked about how she wants a baby, and Bam said he was only interested in kids who know how to talk. Bam said Missy went to the doctor because her stomach hurt and Bam claimed it was because he was banging her out to hard. Bam talked about how MTV wanted them to have kids for the second season of Bam's Unholy Union. Bam said in Jackass 2 he was going to get a pick of Angelina Jolie taking huge dump, the guys said all chicks have "tramp stamps" which are lower back tattoos, and Bam said they haven't been having sex a lot in the hummer. Bam said he has been obsessed with editing "Minghags" and how he never stops working, then they talked about how a plane flies overhead and takes pictures of them for the paparazzi, and Bam talked about how Franz wants to bang a dude name Bruno. Bam said he saw 1408 the movie and it was scary as shit, to make things worse when they got home the power kept going out which was scaring Bam and Missy real bad, and Bam said he had to rip down some bird nests because they were shitting all over his cars. Bam said he is never up for breakfast, then he talked about some kids who fucked with his car at the mall, and then they got Bam's dad Phil on the phone to talk some shit about Don Vito. Bam said he had to take Don Vito home all wasted the other night, then Bam called his aunt Boof who got choked out by Don Vito when he was wasted, and the guys goofed on John Mark Karr. Bam talked about how his grandmother recently passed away, Bam discussed how he has Mark The Bagger and his Grandfather in his new movie "Minghags", and Bam hated on the MTV reality show formula. The guys took a sick quiz give by Dico about doing gay stuff to Rake and ended another stellar episode of Radio Bam on Sirius 28 Faction.



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Bam came back from a three week vacation. He talked about how he had been drinking too much lately and was on his way to rehab when he bumped into Poison's lead singer Brett Michaels who told him not to bother with rehab. Bam decided to mellow out with his bubby Tim and go fishing for a couple days. Next we heard about how Bam hurt his liver skating a 12 foot bowl, Tim called in to talk about almost burning down his girlfriend's parent vacation home with Bam, and the guys discussed an upcoming tour called The Viva La Bands Tour featuring CKY, Cradle of Filth, Vains of Jenna, and possibly GWAR. Chad talked about how CKY is working on a new record, London talked about getting his tooth knocked out during the filming of "Minghags", and Bam admitted he used to play Dungeons and Dragons when he was a little kid. London told a story about how he once tried to steal a car, Bam discussed why he feels Karma is real, and how Ryan Dunn recently got Lime Disease but is going to be OK.



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Jesse Margera, Chad from CKY, and Shitbirds filled in for Bam this week who was out on a skate tour. The guys discussed a recent show they played at Rex's bar that went over 3 hours long, how the entire club was covered in toilet paper because of Shitbirds, and how they are going to Sweden soon to play with Avril and My Chemical Romance. They said the next night will be better because they will be playing with Turbonegro. The guys discussed how gross eating kangaroo is, but how alligator is actually really tasty. Next everyone agreed that eating at White Castle is like taking a hardcore laxative, the guys said Bam is skating a lot recently because he has a sick ramp in his backyard, and how Matt Cole is working on a solo cd. Jesse talked about how he set up a massive drum kit with multiple kick drums and cowbells, they goofed on the tele-tubbies, and the guys played a weird stalker Chad song they found online. The guys said CKY is working on a bunch of small gigs to get ready for playing Norway, they said Bam is still working on the movie Minghags, and the guys talked about how Darren the singer of CKY is a huge fan of karaoke. The gang ended the show with some live CKY and said Bam should be back in action next week on Sirius 28 Faction.



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Novak and Ginsburg start the show noting that Bam's late and shows up a minute later busting Novak and big Kevin out for their "extra curricular" activities. All the talk of illegal substances leads to some tales of adventures with police officers and jail/prison time and we hear a song by Arctic Monkeys. After the song, Kevin sings along to some Zappa and goes into little Kevin stories, and his new extra time in jail. Break for a song by Scooter, a band from Germany that Jimmy Pop produces, and we come back with a call from Phil. He updates the crowd on some family issues and answers the question "What killed Elvis?" Novak tells us about some of his bar antics and Bam is psyched about Minghags, which leads to a call from Boof. Novak elaborates on his relationship with her and Bam recalls a trick that Hannah played on Young Gunz (Bam's friend and a ramp builder). He introduces "Come Gay Boy" by Tom and Jim from the Bloodhound Gang and closes with Bloodhound Gang "Untiss untiss untiss Baby".



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Bam, Buddy Bill, Dico, and Chad from CKY came to you this week from West Chester PA. The guys were excited about the filming of their new movie "Minghags" which they are working day and night on. Next Bam's buddy London showed up in white face, since he is a black guy, and was talking about how he isn't dark enough to be the rapper in the new movie. Chad accused Compton Ass Terry of being a sellout to his race by just acting as stereotypical as possible, but Bam insisted he need Compton Ass for the part of the rapper in his new flick. Bam played a clip from the new movie for the guys that featured Dico and Mark The Bagger. The guys talked about how Jimmy Pop found Mark The Bagger who has been on Howard Stern with The Bloodhound Gang a couple times. The guys discussed how good it feels to not be dealing with a studio since they are making "Minghags" themselves with Bam's money. Bam told a story about getting pulled over with Buddy Bill recently and how the cops wanted nothing to do with Bam or Missy they just wanted Buddy Bill. Buddy Bill shoved the weed he had up his ass so he wouldn't get busted with it. The guys talked about the upcoming bar boxing match that Buddy Bill was going to be in, Bam then talked about a lizard Buddy Bill used to own that didn't have a cage or anything, and then once Buddy Bill moved into his car the lizard lived in the glove compartment. Bam talked about an energy drink by Gina Lynn called "Some Pussy" that she sells at strip clubs; she also gave Bam a whole bunch of signed porno, and is playing his sister/girlfriend in his new flick. Bam talked about how Ryan G told April that Bam was doing too many pills recently, then G got wasted and fell asleep in the woods, and then tried to French kiss Missy and all of this was caught on video and should be in the making of "Minghags". Missy said she gave Gina Lynn a pair of her underwear to rock in the movie and then they got stolen by someone, she also said Gina's husband told them some crazy porno stories. Bam wrapped up the show by saying he was looking forward to watching Buddy Bill in his bar boxing fight and ended the show with some classic Gnarkill.



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Fresh out of rehab, Novak was back this week with Bam, Shitgoose, Dico, Joe Franz, Chad from CKY, and Fanna. Novak claimed he has been off drugs for 3 weeks and was in town helping the guys film their new movie called "Minghags". The gang said the film is 1/6 done and they have to get it all done soon before Novak dies on them. Bam then told a story about how Novak shit himself for the movie and didn't fake the funk. Novak got punched in the face by G for talking shit on his girlfriend, and then Bam talked shit on Ryan G for always asking for money and blowing it on stupid things. Next Bam's Aunt Boof came into the studio and read some of her lines from the movie aloud which was hysterical. Bam said there is Asian Lady Boy porn all over his house because Hustler sent it over for him, Novak tried to predict Bam's net worth, and then Novak told some amusing rehab stories. Novak's girlfriend talked about catching him doing heroine and how he tried to deny it, everyone tried to get honest answers out of Novak about his recent drug use, and Matt Cole got hated on for bringing over 18 year old crack heads to Bam's house uninvited. Ryan G called the show after storming out and fought with Novak and Bam yelled at G for being cheap and stormed off his own show. All in all it was just another day in the life of professional jackass Bam Margera on this week's episode of Radio Bam.



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Bam talked about how they are just getting started on the filming of their new movie Minghags. Bam said he had a rough day because he had to wake up early and get his friend at the airport, then he got in a fight with Missy over his drinking, and then he had to walk home until he came across a cop who gave him a lift. The cop totally hassled Bam about where he wanted to get dropped off and he met his buddies up who were still up from last night partying. Next some random kids showed up at the house and tried to get in to meet Bam and State Troopers wound up coming out to deal with them. Bam then got into a fight with his neighbor who was trying to get him in trouble but actually wound up helping him out by calling the cops on the trespassers. The guys discussed how wasted Ryan G got last night and how he lies about the drugs he does. Bam said Fanna decided he is going to drink for 5 weeks straight during the filming of the new movie. Bam and Dico talked about the script and how they like to make up some lines as they go along. Bam talked about how they have a trailer park setting for the new movie in his backyard and the place looks trashed. Bam's neighbor called the cops on him to report there was an oil well in the backyard which is totally fake but Bam had to deal with the cops over it. Bam said the problem is his neighbor is a total bitch who never gets laid and always causes problems for him. Bam said the town tries to say no to everything he tries to do, Dico farted on Bam's hand which grossed Bam out, and Bam talked about Buddy Bill trying to fish a joint out of the river to smoke on. The guys ended the show talking about Buddy Bill doing some boxing soon, how Chad from CKY looks like Ice Cube in a certain pix, and Dico told everyone to eat big steaks.



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This week Chad from CKY kicked off the show with some live music being played on keyboards out of the NYC studios. Bam was joined by Jesse and Chad from CKY, as well as skate buddies Nick and Murray. The guys were up in NYC mixing the new Viking Skull record and hanging out so they decided to hit up Sirius HQ in NYC and talk some shit on the radio. Bam talked about seeing a cop on the side of the road all broken down and how funny it was then he discussed seeing a funny crack head in Trenton and filming him on the down low. That led Jesse to tell some funny crack head stories about some Philadelphia crack heads. Next Jesse talked about how his cat was puking a lot and he thought it was because he thought it had the cat food that was laced with rat poison. Bam said if his cats got sick he would have a huge lawsuit because those cats are on his MTV show and very important to the plot lines. Dico called in to tell Bam he was on his way to his house to jack all his shit and then the guys said they are about to start a new movie. Apparently Novak is back in rehab because he started shooting heroine again and Bam talked about how Novak jacked Bam's pills once and left too many replacement pills. Bam said he gets bummed out when Novak lies about drugs and that he just wants his friends to tell the truth and not lie to him. Bam talked about bands trying to bust out cool moves on stage and falling down and then they talked about Carmen Electra falling on a runway on you-tube and how running it was. Bam said Dave Navarro is the gay Chad Ginsburg, discussed how he gets tattoos just for memories, and then they talked about how most police are dudes who were picked on in high school. The guys talked about how Phil can't throw away food and will eat some fucked up food rather than throw it out. The guys talked about how sick a skater Nick is and Jesse said Bam is 27 which makes him 49 in skater. The guys goofed on Murray for not being able to hold his booze. Next the guys were talking about Hannah and how he is looking for a girl to fart with. Bam said he had to wipe Novak's ass after he broke both of his feet because he was so muffed up. Bam talked about why he got married on Groundhog Day, and next they said they were going to Howard 101 to kick it with Ferrall.



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Dico kicked off the show introducing people who weren't there. Dico then tried to get Bam to share a meatball hero with him but later we learned it was laced with cat food. Missy came into the studio and talked about what she did on St Pat's day which involved going to the titty bar. Bam got wasted and slammed his car into a parked car, then he went to Wawa and stole a sandwich, and then almost got into a fight with an autograph seeker. Missy made the point if she had been there none of this would have happened. Bam needed to get a ride home from 5 "yo" boys and then couldn't find his keys or his phone. Bam said he was sober for 10 days and all he got was some weak ass lip service from Missy telling him how good he was doing. Ryan Dunn borrowed Bam's car and then Perezhilton.com reported that Bam was in a car crash which was totally untrue. Bam said that expensive coffee and red wine are bullshit and most of it all tastes the same. The gang announced that Chad from CKY was going to be playing live with Ween soon. Bam talked about filming for Element in a bad neighborhood in Philadelphia, Missy got hit on by thugs while Bam was doing his thing, they offered to smoke her out and play dice with her. The guys talked about how Hanna is totally waiting to go crazy and on top of it he is a mailman so the gang decided it is only a matter of time until he goes postal. Bam talked to his friend Kim about how her 51 year old mother still parties hard. Bam called his father to talk about the electric bill and some recent problems Bam has been having. April came into the radio room and talked about how she was hanging out cleaning up the house. Bam talked about when he took the toilets out of Phil's house so he couldn't take dumps. April told some stories about Bam when he was a little kid and how he used to talk shit on people right in front of them. Bam ended the show by saying Pearl Jam's cover of the Who song "Love Reign O'Er Me" is great and Novak is officially in rehab again.

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The show kicked off this week with an acoustic jam by Dico all about gay sex. Dico, Shitgoose, and Chad from CKY came to you this week with the news that Novak is back on the smack. According to Novak he is starting rehab tomorrow but now Bam doesn't know if the book is coming out now or not. Bam said he thought the reason he started using again is because he broke both his feet and got a bunch of pain pills. Bam said he had a scare the other morning because he drank too much and had to go to the hospital. Since that experience he has been off the drink for the last 7 days. Bam said he finally opened up all his wedding presents and he got gargoyles for each of the seven deadly sins. Bam said he hated the movie Babel because it was four depressing movies crammed into one. Bam said Brad Pitt couldn't have spent more than a week filming for that flick and he was pissed he was nominated for awards because of it. Next Bam talked about another movie he hated called Hard Candy and all the reasons it sucked. Bam goofed on Ryan G for forgetting his girlfriend's name in a story, Bam told a story about some trespassers who were lurking in the woods at midnight, and Dico asked if Bam would rather have lesbo break in or homo's who cooked him food in the morning. Dico made Bam smells his armpits, Natalie tried to talk on the show about giving her eggs away, and then she talked about one of her friends has a rotten smell downstairs. Bam said it's hard to tell a girl she stinks down there. Bam busted out his guitar for Dico to do some live jamming to, he talked about how easy Nirvana songs were, and then said he felt like he was in shambles and he has to start drinking again. Bam hated on the MTV formula for reality shows, the gang had a horrible jam session where everybody tried to be the guitar player, and Bam talked about possibly opening a bar, the new Haggard director's cut DVD, and his new movie in the works called "Kiss A Good Man's Ass".

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Bam just back from Berlin came to you with the guys in CKY, Missy and her sister Livewire, Natalie, and Jesse's Father in law Conjar. First we heard a hot lesbian story about one of Natalie's friends who got molested by a stripper during her lap dance, Bam talked about going to dinner with Winnie Copper from The Wonder Years, and Chad from CKY was this week's special guest engineer and playing all sorts of funny and crazy sound effects. Next Bam quizzed Novak about his recent drug use which included doing cocaine recently with Papa Roach, Bam said he and Ryan Dunn hung out to other night with Chad from CKY and stole Chad's camera and left him, and then Bam revealed the best part about being married is he can play with Missy's ass anytime he wants to. Bam said he only got to bang Missy in the butt 3 times since he has been with her and thinks it should be more, Novak talked about his shady past and how he does lots of cocaine and hangs with strippers, and then Bam talked about how Novak can't fight for shit but can take a hardcore ass beating. Bam told a story about Brianna waxing Missy's puss and having a problem with the wax drying on her lips, and then Bam said Missy has a 70's bush right now which he is unhappy about. Bam said he is a the bad sheep in the Margera family, Jesse Margera's father in law talked about how much he likes Jesse as a person, and then Bam tried to get Jesse to talk about fucking Conjar's daughter in front of him. Bam said he had to jerk off in the bathroom in Berlin because Missy was too tired to hump and the one time on the trip they did hump they got caught by the MTV crew. Bam left to take a shit and the guys from CKY ended the show by talking about how bad Paris Hilton's shit must stink and played some GG Allin.

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Tonight Bam came to you from the singer of The Bloodhound Gang's home studio with his brother Jesse Margera and Jimmy Pop. The guys decided they couldn't drive anymore and decided to swing by Jimmy's pad and do some Radio Bam. Bam and Jesse talked about how their father Phil used to fuck with them hardcore with ghost stories when they were little which lead Jesse to reveal that Bam is still scared of the dark. Bam said he is so used to be surrounded by people that when he is alone he doesn't know what to do. Jesse said the best part of Bam's house is the random wasted people that just show up, Bam said the difference between his house and his brother's is night and day, Jesse has two newborn kids and Bam's house has a recording studio and is fucking hell. The guys argued over who had to cooler studio Jimmy Pop or Bam (Jimmy won), then Jimmy Pop talked about what a jerk off Iggy Pop was to tour with, and Bam said CKY did the same thing with All American Rejects. Bam said Chad from CKY changed his ways because he purchased a house and is a much nicer guy now, Bam said he figured out drinking and its all beer all the time, no whiskey and then he is fine, and then Bam talked about how he is able to apologize if he does fucked up shit when he is drunk. Bam said Darren Miller from CKY will never apologize for anything he does drunk or sober which is why he is hard to get along with. Jimmy Pop said they are doing singles right now because of the I-Tunes world and Jesse agreed when he said the album format is going away. Bam said he loves HIM's demos much more than the produced stuff, and then he called out Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton for making shit ass pro-tools records and being untalented bitches who are just pretty. Bam said all the reality MTV shows have a formula and they are all the same, Jimmy Pop talked about how he finds all the bands he finds, and Bam revealed his only alone time is spent on airplanes sipping on red wine (a.k.a. - creative juice) and writing show ideas. Bam talked about how life is too short to be doing skate tricks all day long, he admitted he was scared to break up with his ex but once the Jessica Simpson tabloid story hit it gave him the juice he needed to officially break it up, and then Jimmy Pop interviewed Bam about when we can expect "Dream Seller" the movie. Bam said they did a Bam cartoon which has killer animation and is being worked on my Dico, Bam hated on MTV for making him wear a seatbelt in his new reality show, and then he told some Viva La Bam horror stories. Jesse said the new CKY record will be on Roadrunner Records and he is doing drums tonight for it. Bam said his honeymoon was spent skating the entire time getting skate photos and that he is due for a hardcore bender. The guys did their impression of Mark The Bagger, they talked about their favorite Jerky Boy Calls, Bam explained why his radio show is so important to him, and they talked about all the great prank calls Dico has made over the years. All this plus some cool Bloodhound Gang remixes and a track from a new band Jimmy Pop signed called Helltrain on this week's Radio Bam with professional Jackass Bam Margera.



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Radio Bam was back in full force as Missy & Bam were back in Westchester after their honeymoon in Dubai. Much of tonight was spent with Bam giving some of the highlights... which included - Bam spending $2,000 on dinner one night and then he and Missy eating McDonald's the next, Missy having her nether regions searched for drugs by Arab Emirate authorities, Bam & Missy engaging in x-rated activities in their top-floor hotel room and having guys with binoculars on the roof of the building next to them cheering them on. Aside from all of that, Novak was back in the house as well, being his usual lovable self. Upon claiming that he was "clean" these days, Bam exclaimed that Novak will be doing drugs and drinking for the rest of his life. Later, Bam told a story about making a bet that Novak couldn't go without talking on the phone with his ex-girlfriend - and low and behold, Novak lost; picking up the phone when she called while he was in a meeting with Bam and a billionaire film producer. His punishment for losing the bet? Being punched hard in the face by Bam -- which led Novak to start crying. Which then led to Bam crying upon realizing he was a bad friend. ...But its tears under the bridge as the boys have clearly made up since and are back to their usual tirades and loving abuse of one another on Radio Bam!!



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This week Bam and Missy came to you from Dubai on their honeymoon and did their show at 4am their time so you wouldn't have to suffer through a re-run. Missy was all pumped up about her big spa adventure she has scheduled for tomorrow. She told Bam she was going to be wrapped in mud and have honey spread all over her face. Bam thought honey on the face will lead to zits and was more excited about going out skating. Bam said Dubai is the richest city he has ever scene and the city is being worked on 24/7, even at 4am their time there were people out working on new buildings. Bam and Missy talked about how they got strip searched at the airport and both had to have their asses looked up to make sure they weren't smuggling drugs. Both of them were traveling with prescriptions and they had their pills messed with. Missy got into a blow by blow of how she got strip searched in the airport, she was forced to be completely naked while the lady searched her panties and bra for drugs, Bam said the dudes where inspecting his dick and taking his shoes apart looking for drugs. Missy didn't understand why she had to be anally probed for just being a nice young couple in on their honeymoon. Bam then announced he was pissed at Shitbirds who burned down Bam's alter for his wedding. Bam was so pissed he kicked Uncle Shitbirds out of the house for that move. Bam said he doesn't get myspace.com and doesn't have an account even though there are 200 people pretending to be him online. The way Bam sees it is why have fake friends, when you can have real friends and hang out in person with them. Missy yelled at Bam for saying the word retarded and since she has a disabled sister she said that was thoughtless and mean. Bam accused people in the middle east of wiping their asses with their hands and being dirty. The happy couple talked about how they bumped into the Coldplay drummer on their flight to Dubai, Bam talked about having to sit next to some English douche bags at dinner, and Bam played some of his favorite music. That concluded a very special honeymoon show on Radio Bam with the newlyweds Bam and Missy Margera.



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The guys opened the show and congratulated Bam on his recent wedding. Bam talked about his new skate ramp in the back yard and talked about how Tony Hawk has already done some sick tricks on it. Turns out that Nudie Novak broke both his feet and had to be in the wedding in a wheelchair. There is a plus side to breaking both your feet if you are Novak and that is free drugs. Novak was on pain pills and Johnny Walker Red for the wedding and officially feeling no pain. Bam said he's been drunk since the wedding because he's been doing the hair of the dog every single morning. Dico reported he took a huge dump in Bam's bathroom before the wedding and Bam got mobbed by people asking for photographs all night. Dico told one of the bathroom dudes that Joan Jett was at the wedding even though she wasn't, Bam talked about making out with the lead singer from the Sounds back in the day and getting caught by his ex-girlfriend, and the gang talked about Bam's wedding vows. Bam said Kat from Miami Ink's hubby took too much LSD back in the day and now he only wears red shoes, Jesse Margera showed up with Fireball Jim and the gang thanked Fireball Jim being the minister at the wedding, and Bam talked about kicking it with Iggy Pop. Bam said his brother is in a new band with Fireball Jim and Neil Fallon from Clutch and he then discussed spending over 1 millions dollars in lawsuit fees in the last year. Everyone agreed that Mike Watt playing with the Stooges was sweet, Bam said every time he goes to Jake's bar he blacks out, and Dico got mad at an unidentified guest at the wedding who hit on his girlfriend. The guys talked about why Fireball Jim is friends with The Foo Fighters and Elijah Wood, why Elijah Wood and Jared Leto hate each other, and Bam hated on The Dave Matthew's Band just because it's his show and he can.

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Bam and his wife-to-be, Missy swung into the NYC Sirius studios fresh off-a doing a TRL appearance to promote Bam & Missy's new MTV reality show "Bam's Unholy Union." They talked about how they'd done 20 or so interviews just before they got up here, and every single f'ing intereviewer asked the same f'ing questions. They were so sick of them they could barely bring themselves to repeat 'em on the air. Bam then talked about how Iggy Pop's playing their wedding and how he'll probably scare the shit out of anyone over 50, and therefore he thought he might have to slip all of the grandparents roofies just so they don't freak out. They got into talking about Vegas and how both of Bam's uncles - Vito & Shitbird - both got so hammered that they both ended up passing out and shitting themselves. Later, Bam told a story about he found a bike on his property, which strictly goes against his no-bike-near-the-half-pipes rule, so he threw it in the fire. But then realizing that tires burn forever once they set on fire, he had to ride the bike down a hill while it was on fire just to put it out. He & Missy then talked about leaving the country for their honeymoon, even though Bam really just wants to wait so he can stay home and skate on the new ramp being built at his house... And finally, Bam hated on people who hate on him for saying that he needs to be doing something more productive than doing his "stupid" shows. Bam tells it like it is, saying that he's entertaining people, and that in itself is productive - so F all you squares who think he should be off saving the world - because if he was, there'd be no Radio Bam!!



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Live from Vegas - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, that is of coarse unless you are in Vegas having a kickass bachelor party and broadcasting it on Sirius Radio! This week Bam kicked off the show by announcing it was the wrong date, but hey he was drinking and it was his bachelor party. Bam was hanging with Steve O, Novak, and Joe Franz to kick off the show. Bam complained that Novak had topless chicks in the hot tub last night and he was tempted to do bad things but was able to just chill and admire their titties from across the room. The guys started talking about Bam's new MTV show, his signed pre-nup, and Novak's girlfriend's sexual history with professional athletes. After a short technical problem, Bam decided he wanted Novak to call his girlfriend and find out why she is humping one of the Baltimore Oreals behind his back. Bam talked about why Don Vito is not allowed on MTV anymore and all his lawsuits that have cost him a million dollars this last year. The guys got Novak's girlfriend on the phone to question her about why she banged a professional baseball player, Steve O goofed on Novak trying to be famous, and Bam talked about being too tired to party in Vegas last night. Steve O said he wound up getting into the hotel for free because Bam's MTV show paid for it and it is always a bad idea for Steve O to have a room he doesn't have to pay for because it usually ends up trashed. The guys kept talking with Novak's girlfriend about how Novak has been clean, Novak quizzed his girlfriend about who else she has humped, and it turned out to be one of the players from the NFL team The Baltimore Ravens. All of a sudden Missy called in to talk to the gang, she said she was in Palms Springs drinking with her girls, and then she threatened everyone not to be scumbags. Missy said Bam's not a scumbag but all his friends are and warned Novak to behave himself in Vegas. Steve O talked about how Bam is getting married instead of going to rehab because he thinks Missy will slow down his lifestyle. Steve O then went on to predict the world would fall in love with Missy from watching their new show and Bam would wind up coming off like a more crazy Danny Bonaduce. Steve O decided he has had enough of Novak, then talked about the first time he ever met Don Vito was today, and the gang said Don Vito tested positive 4 times for cocaine and is having lots of problems with the law. Steve O predicted Bam's marriage would not last, but then Bam bet $37 dollars that his marriage would last 5 to 7 years. Next Steve O goofed on Bam ex-girlfriend, talked about his new stand up comedian career, and goofed on Bam for being dumb enough to invite a camera crew to his wedding in Vegas. After that Steve O hated on some of the local strip clubs in Vegas for making him wear a shirt, Bam busted Steve O's balls about some of his ex-girlfriends, and the gang learned that Usher was in town as was Jenna Jameson and both parties wanted to get down with the crew. Steve O apologized for the drunken radio and Bam signed off with a band that will be playing at his wedding called The Sounds.



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Bam kicked off his show with all his groomsmen except Ryan Dunn who was somewhere else sporting his ZZ Top beard. Bam along with Dico, Shitbirds, Hanna, Chad, Rake, his broth Jesse Margera, and Chad from CKY talked about the upcoming bachelor party. Bam's father Phil came into the room and hung for a while, Bam talked about a two day drinking bender he just finished, and how he wouldn't swim in shitty water in Amsterdam because there was literally shit floating in the water. Bam lost some money over the weekend betting on football, Joe Franz talked shit about how all Philadelphia's sports teams eventually choke, and Bam talked about some new songs he heard from The 69 Eyes. Jesse and Chad from CKY talked about new CKY material and why girls don't get death metal. Jesse talked about how he doesn't smoke weed because he doesn't get the appeal, Joe Franz hated on stoners for a bit, and Bam said all his favorite bands are on tons of drugs all the time. Chad joked that the last CKY record was written drug free, Jesse hated on the last Metallica record, and Bam said he gets his best Jackass ideas while drinking red wine. Bam ended the show by announcing Iggy Pop was playing his wedding with his original band The Stooges and Vains of Jenna would be at his bachelor party.

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This week Bam came to you from his Westchester PA studio with the usual cast of characters; Shitbirds, Dico, Joe Franz, Shit Goose, Rake, and Novak. Since Novak wanted to be best man for the Bam's wedding, Bam was telling everyone all the messed up stunts he had Novak do to try earn being best man. Even though Bam said there is no way he can be the official best man because his brother Jess from CKY is going to be his best man he was still making Novak jump through hoops for the spot. Novak came in dressed up like a Raccoon with black eyes because Bam punched him in the face multiple times. Bam was unhappy with the black eyes so he wanted to punch Novak in the eye again to get it blacker. Bam talked about how he kicked in Shitbirds door and raided his room and found all sorts of ultra cheap vodka bottles. Shitbirds talked about how he fucked up his girlfriend's parent's house by knocking pictures off the wall and breaking a vacuum. Bam talked about how he has to listen to Shitbirds bang out his AA girlfriend on a regular basis because his room is on top of his in the house, Jesse Margera showed up and got into an argument about who should be best man, and Ryan G and Shitgoose got into a hardcore fist fight after Franz bad mouthed him. The guys came back and discussed the fight that just broke out and then Bam decided he had to finish the black eyes he was giving Novak. After getting knocked in the face again Novak picked a 50 Cent song to play for taking the pain, Jesse said he met 50 Cent in the studio while working on the last CKY record and almost ran over P-Ditty once while driving in Manhattan. Bam said the other day there was a big ass party at his pad and instead of it being a sausage party it was a full on beaver fest. The guys were trying to guess which girls were trying to hold in ass gas, Missy came in to talk about her friend Heather who is getting a divorce, and the story got funny because it turned out the dude was hitting up gay websites and sending pixs of himself around to dudes. Joe Franz announced he would never get married because there is too much opportunity to get pussy and dick, Novak questioned why Franz lost faith in human relationships, and Joe explained why black hookers are better than white hookers. Bam said they just shot a music video with Viking Skull. Jesse explained why the singer of Viking Skull has to drink an entire bottle of whiskey before he sings, Dico sang Bam a song as a character who loves Bam, and then Missy and Novak got into a fight over who should be the best man. The guys talked about how gay dude's get to do crazy shit to girls at photo shoots, Franz talked about some dude who tried to hit on Juliet Lewis for him at a video shoot, and the guys talked about Saddam Hussein getting hung. All this plus music picked by pro-skater and professional jackass Bam Margera.

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Tonight's show started with Bam and Novak talking about getting wasted on New Years Eve and shutting the bar down. Bam was so drunk he tried to hump Missy against her will and was denied access. Russell, Novak's old heroin buddy joined them tonight and told a story about his crazy ex-girlfriend who "made him" make her pregnant during sex. Bam said that he had a crazy ex-girlfriend who tried to convince Bam that she was pregnant so that he wouldn't break up with her. Later, Novak commented on Bam's insanely low drinking tolerance and Missy agreed that every time Bam drinks, it's almost like it's his first time. Bam then talked about recently catching 2 fans trying to steal the H.I.M. emblem off his Mercedes Benz in a mall parking lot, and having one of the fans pull a knife on him. They wrapped things up by saying that anyone who tries to sneak onto his property, he'll have no problem shooting with his b.b. gun. Fan be warned, old Bam Bam is armed and dangerous.



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The show opened with a retarded plug by Dico for Bam's movie Haggard. The guys dressed Rake up in Missy's wedding dress and paint balled him in it and missy got super pissed, however it turned out to be a joke being played by Missy. Dico revealed he loves the way Rake looks in a dress, Rake said crack cocaine was worse for you than meth, and Bam named 10 black guys he knows. Bam announced he doesn't believe in the concept of light traveling, Joe Franz said he and Bam are working on the new Cradle of Filth video, and Bam complained about MTV's filming schedule. Dico sang a song all about how Joe Franz is one of Bam's oldest friends, Uncle Matt gives driving directions according to beer distributors and bars along the way, and Bam's mother had something to do with robbing a beer truck back in the day. April called in and Bam told her she was going to jail for a long time for driving a get away car back in the day that had stolen beers in it. Shitbirds smoked weed while his sister April was on the phone, Bam trashed K-Fed again, and Buddy Bill came on the show and talked some shit about stealing an Arab guy's turban. Matt sang a song for his sister about smoking weed and jacking off, Bam talked to a girl named Natalie about a recent lesbian experience, and Natalie ruined the story by telling everyone there were dudes there jerking off while she was getting touchy feely with her girlfriend.

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Tonight Bam's show kicked off with technical difficulty. Bam announced he was drunk and saw a panda cow which inspired him to shave Novak's hair into a crazy do. Missy's sister showed off her bruised hip from falling off a skateboard and Bam announced K-Fed's musical career is officially over and goofed on how bad his rapping was. The guys played some of K-Fed's music and analyzed the lyrics, Bam announced he was happy the Gnar-kill cd that was not even in stores has sold more copies than K Fed. Next the guys talked about how he derailed Britney Spear's career and how now she has to show her fat beaver everywhere to get it back. Bam talked about how he shipped his Lamborghini to Colorado and then he talked about buying diamonds for the ladies in his life; in other words his fiance and his mother. Bam talked about Darren from CKY's new death metal band called World Under Blood and played a song from it, The Brandy Wine Eel hated on death metal musicians for being anal retentive dickheads and Bam talked about driving from Michigan to Ohio and getting stuck in a blizzard. Bam talked about doing some skating within a McDonalds and telling this dude off who tried to yell at him. Dico did some homo thug talk, Bam said all the people who purchased the Kevin Federline cd were bi-curious, and then Bam decided to let some news slip and he announced he was going to paint Lance Bass on his driveway saying he's gay. Bam said he bumped into K-fed and Britney once and K-Fed said his people wanted to get in touch with Bam's people, Bam said lots of people goof on Good Charlotte too but they are actually cool guys and K-Fed isn't cool at all. Bam said he drank half a bottle of hard liquor and 5 beers and coffee, which explained why his show was all over the place. Bam said he was chilling out with Anthony from the cigar shop and now his wife is mad at him, leading Bam to conclude the easiest way to avoid woman problem was to just tell the truth and then admitted he was jacking it to some transsexual porno. Bam said he loves to get loaded with Novak and then talk some shit because Novak is a professional liar. Bam talked about fighting with the MTV guys over wearing a seatbelt on camera and he said the new show is coming out great.

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Bam and the crew kicked off the show with an argument about the professional football team The Philadelphia Eagles. Dico is a huge fan of the team while Bam, Novak, and Franz talked shit on them and how they mess up traffic in the city every weekend. The guys decided Franz was too wound up and recommended he start smoking weed again. Bam said Franz is too bitter about life and he doesn't even like weed but he still recommended Joe get on it immediately. We heard more about Novak's trash talking ways with women, Bam talked about how he wound up with hardcore transsexual porno, and Novak revealed he would have no problems letting a transsexual give him oral services. The guys broke down the differences between transsexuals and transvestites. Joe Franz revealed he is 36 years old and Bam was freaked out that he was so much older than him. Joe Franz claimed he could get the tip of his penis in his mouth. A hermaphrodite called in and talked about how he had his vagina sealed up when he was a baby, the erection problems he has, and issues he had with his parents for doing this to him and not learning about it until he was going through puberty. Dico did his Rake impression and talked about how gay he was and all the gay activities he has done. Chad from CKY came into the studio, Franz revealed he was almost beat up by Chad at Bam's engagement party, and Chad said was here to smoke Franz out. The guys tried to convince Franz to fall off the wagon and smoke weed. Novak talked about how he goes to drug meetings and continues to do drugs. Bam talked about how Franz used to take "nature walks" aka "weed walks" while filming the movie Haggard. Chad from CKY talked about his pill prescriptions and how he gets all his pills. Bam discussed the pills he takes and how he is scared to ask for more from his doctor because he doesn't want to be hell on earth. Novak talked about why he doesn't smoke weed, told his Thanksgiving adventure that included a blackout where he woke up 14 miles away in a random limo after he had been beaten up. We heard about Buddy Bill's recent boxing match where he got robbed by the referee, Dico talked about going to the mall on Black Friday to goof on people looking for shopping deals, and Bam talked about running into some gay dudes who were thugs doing some underwear shopping in the city. The guys talked about Michael Richard's meltdown and played some kickass rock and roll to help you get through your Monday.



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This week's show opened up with Shitgoose revealing he downloaded pictures of Missy's private parts off of one of Bam's cameras. Bam goofed that Shitgoose can never get himself laid even though he has a steady girlfriend and Missy said those pussy pixs in the wrong hands could be dangerous. Dico came into the room with camera audio of him taking a horrible crap and the guys checked out pixs of what was supposed to be Britney Spears shaved beaver as she was getting out of a car. Bam was annoyed at Kevin Federline for trying to take off with Britney's cash and then the gang totally goofed on how bad K-Fed's album did. Bam said he liked Britney back in the day when she was hot, but he feels like she gave it all away and now he couldn't even get a half hard on to her busted ass. Next the crew decided to have a hairy ass contest but then argued about the rules for 5 minutes. Bam tried to take a pix of Missy's butt hole but she wouldn't do it. Next Bam told a funny story about getting into it with some 45 year old bitch at a new club in West Chester. He had to defend his relationship with Missy and answer questions about why he was getting married. The conversation ended with Bam pouring a glass of red wine all over her head as she tried to leave. Turns out the woman was married to a dude who sells insurance and because she insulted Bam the owner didn't buy his insurance, then Missy said her husband has been cheating on her for years with a friend of hers, and everyone laughed at her for being the town drunk. Dico talked about why he loves having the shits, Bam talked about Ryan G having some hardcore breath that was knocking everyone out, and then the guys said his breath is nothing compared to the smell of his sweaty balls. Dico said he is going to build Bam a dog house so he could get thrown in the dog house when Missy gets mad at him. Bam learned what the phrase "Jewish Lightening" stood for, Missy talked about her new Ugg boots, we learned her original pair of Uggs were thrown in the fire by Bam, he was mad they weren't the proper color. Bam said he was bullemic and they have bad ass sex when he is skinny and that lead the guys to challenge each other to a fuck off. Dico asked the girls some sick sex questions, the decided the rules to the Fuck Off Competition and decided how you win a contest like that. Next the guys decided to have a belly off and Missy said Bam's body was super hot. The guy decided to wrap up the show and Bam decided he would love his show if it lasted an hour and a half because an hour is just too short a time to be on the radio.

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Tonight's show was a disaster because Shitbirds thought Casey was doing the show and KC thought Shitbirds was doing the show. Bam went out to look at a wedding location in Philadelphia and Missy wound up dropping the car keys down a drain pipe. Bam yelled at his mother for inviting too many of her friends to his wedding, then Bam yelled at Missy for her mom inviting too many people because it leads to Bam getting distracted by strangers all night long. Dico got pissed off at Bam's engagement party for not getting his speech right, he wound up smashing a chair and leaving. Dico asked some ridiculous would you rather get shit on or have someone shit into your ass questions that everybody had fun answering, Rake got goofed on for his silly voice and expressions, and we learned Rake has to sneak out of his official job to come out and film with the guys. Joe Franz announced that all of Ryan Dunn's fans are mad at him for goofing on Ryan's girlfriend on the new Viva La Bam DVD's, then Franz read some hate mail he got. Rake got left out of the hate mail and was wondering why, Bam broke down why everyone loves Dico, and the guys discussed the difference between a good titty bar and a bad titty bar. The guys goofed on Ryan G for posting some super secret footage on You-Tube that Bam was saving, then they made fun of the local news and all the pranks they've played on them, and Bam got all goth at the end of the show and played some new goth band and some 69 Eyes.

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Tonight the show kicked off with a battle between Bam and his mother. Bam's mom called Missy to tell her that he is a pussy, April said the only reason Bam calls her is to bitch her out over anything and everything, and the guys talked about when Phil resorts to violence which is usually when April has been dissed by one of the crew. The band Viking Skull was in studio, Bam complained that April needs to get him a label maker so he can find shit in his own house, and Joe Franz talked about the Viking Skull video they were getting ready to shoot. Viking Skull claimed Bam signed them because they have massive cocks but Bam said it was because all they sing about is rock and roll and drink hardcore whiskey. April left the show because she was pissed at Bam, Joe Franz said Bam got him a porno featuring hardcore fisting, and then the gang goofed on Ryan G's smoking and eating habits. Bam said he officially changed his name to Bam, so now his credit cards and license says Bam Margera instead of Brandon Margera on them. Bam's brother talked about how his wife is pregnant again, Bam said by looking at the ultrasound he could tell it was going to be a lesbo, and April came back in the studio but only to talk about her new cookbook. April Margera's new cookbook is called "There is an Alligator in My Kitchen" and it features all sorts of meals she has been feeding the CKY gang for years. Ryan G took over the controls and Bam bet he couldn't run a song with out fucking up. The guys got made at Sirius because Ryan G was running the show but then they totally trashed everyone over at XM. Missy's little sister came on the air and talked about how she thinks she has lime disease, Bam said the one of the dudes in Viking Skull humped the female member of Gwar, but he doesn't remember if her or not because he was so wasted. Bam said he was going to French kiss Missy's little sister and her mother on his new MTV show because it would make the ratings go up. Bam made Joe Franz do 20 push ups on the air and the gang wrapped up the show featuring music from Viking Skull, Gwar, and Fireball Ministry.

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Back from England and ready for some more crazy radio; Bam was joined by Rake, Dico, and Novak for another episode of Radio Bam live from West Chester PA. Novak talked about how he recently bonded with Dico on a long car ride, a story Dico denied. We heard about all the items the guys have dropped in the toilet and tried to retrieve including sun glasses, a pager, and Êa cell phone. Novak admitted to washing his face in the toilet at age 7, so I guess we can add Novak's face to that list. The guys discussed Steve O doing the drug special K in England, Bam trashing some dude's car and almost getting arrested, and how a drunken Bam pissed on people in a packed club while walking through the crowd on Halloween. Novak talked about the best way to steal from Wawa, Bam discussed how he let Novak wipe his ass the other day and how violated he felt, and then the guys demonstrated the bit on Novak. However once the ass was wiped the shitty paper was forced into Shitbird's mouth. The guys discussed hot girls farting, what you can and can't shoot up with, and Bam and Novak talked about using all the items taken away from plane passengers to freshen up at the airport. All this plus more profanity and debauchery on this week's Radio Bam with professional Jackass Bam Margera.
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Bam, Novak, and Demetri from Jackass came to you from a hotel in London via phone this week. Bam was on a mission to find this dude who fucked up his car so once they tracked the dude down and trashed his car. We found out Bam got his ass wiped by another man and claimed the experience was very violating. The guys started breaking glasses in the hotel room, Bam complained about getting screwed over by the airlines, and they explained that even though it was 7pm in New York it was 2am there and they were getting loaded. Novak talked about how he just got his passport and this is his first trip out of the country ever. The guys then said Mark Hannah was sent back to Philadelphia because he failed to lie about why he was in the country. The guys revealed Steve O was on Special K and had locked himself in his hotel room and wouldn't come out. Demetri said the only braincells that die from drugs are the weak ones so if you do tons of drugs then you are stronger mentally, by this logic he concluded Steve O is a freaking genius. The guys compaired Novak's definition of cheating vs Steve O's definition, Bam seemed mad at Paramount for not setting him up with a mini bar, or sending him business class, and was pissed the movie made 72 million dollars and he is in England here to promote the film to make them more money. Missy called in to chat with Bam but there were serious problems with the phones so he played a song by Nick Oliveri while they figured out the problem. Next Bam talked about how Novak fucked with an old business man on the flight over and tried to steal some headphones out of the dude's bag. Bam talked about how the new My Chemical Romance isn't as good as the last record was. Bam talked about how Franz tries to choke girls in bed and has a serious meat bat to sex them up with. Bam was proud to announce he flew into England with no clothes and now that he doesn't have new clothes to change into. Novak talked about how he got all his warrents taken care of, how he had to go to a maximum security prison for a little bit, and how he shit on the wall because his stomach was all fucked up and his cell mate almost killed him. Bam said food and booze doesn't flow right with him, Novak said Bam has mental issues and terrible gas and should see a doctor immediately, and Bam picked out all the music we heard.



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Bam kicked off his show talking about how Oz left his shitty car in Bam's driveway for 3 months so the guys decided to tag it. First Bam sprayed the phrase "John Mark Car" on the automobile and that lead to Ryan G taking it upon himself to spray paint dicks all over his car and ruin the paintjob. The guys then listed off all the various shit Ryan G has trashed that was not his including one of Bam's expensive watches. We also found out G was nothing but a trust fund baby who always had toys and nice stuff. Ryan G admitted he is now banned from driving all cars that are owned by Bam. Dico's roommate Lord Battaro came in and the guys talked about his snoring problems, his black and blue ass, and how many cheese steaks he can put down in one sitting. The gang talked about horrible restaurants and terrible restaurant names, Joe Franz told a story about almost banging his high school fantasy girl but not being able to because she had a special needs child, and we also learned about a rather gay wrestling match that went down between Franz and another man in a gym locker room nude. Bam told a story about his first sky diving experience and how he had a gay instructor; he said he was falling 100 mph with a dick in his ass screaming. The guys took a phone call from a dude who was in prison, a chick who ratted out her gay middle school coach, and Bam talked about witnessing a first date where this dude and his girl were trying to jump rocks in a creek and slipped and fell in. Bam talked about hitting Ryan G with a golf ball, Joe Franz talked about getting choked out by Oz for trying to set him on fire, and Bam told a story about getting tailed hardcore by a meth head who was his ultimate fan and wanted autographs. The guys goofed on how chewed up Novak's ass is and how he showed it to some girls who work for Maxim, then they told funky shit stories about hardcore public bathrooms with shit on the ceiling, and Bam ended the show talking about a fat lady farting in Sizzler.

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Bam started the show off tonight with a big old plug for the band he just signed called Vains of Jenna and how their record is now available at www.filthynote.com. The guys asked Bam why Ryan Dunn had his Lamborghini and Bam went into a story all about some dickhead stole his gas tank cap and how Ryan was trying to fix it for him. Bam said he found it funny that without Rake, Dico would not have a career because all his songs are about goofing on him. Joe Franz talked about how old senile senior citizens are racist as hell to their African American nurses and it is a serious problem for one of his friends who is a black nurse. Rake admitted his favorite GnarKill song is all about him getting banged out by guys and Bam said they are making 1000 copies of the "Best of Gnarkill" that will be sold online. Bam said the movie "Silent Hill" was the worst movie ever made, Dico said it was "Eye of the Beholder" and the Brandy Wine Eel talked about what he does for a living which doesn't include getting Bam drinks from the fridge. Bam explained that the Brandy Wine Eel lives in the Hobbit Hole aka Bam's studio, and he spends the rest of the time drinking, reading, and playing guitar. Bam talked about how he was golfing today with Ryan Dunn and Bam said he was hitting the ball like Happy Gilmore. Bam said when Dunn did a Happy Gilmore hit he whacked a house hardcore and then the guys totally got nailed by the golf resort after people heard them shouting "fucking boom" as they whacked the balls. Bam said if you've ever spent more than one hour at Dico's house he moves things around to fuck with you. We heard all these stories about how Dico loves to fuck with Rake's father by switching pictures around and planting pine cones in the backyard. The guys talked about Bubby Bill and all his various injuries. Buddy Bill got on the phone to talk about how he is going to be in an ultimate fighting match at a bar soon. The guys goofed on Ryan G for doing bad radio shout outs, Bam hated on some local Pennsylvania beer, and the guys discussed how many cars Ryan Dunn has totaled in his life.



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This week Bam, Novak, Seth, and Jukka from The Dudesons came out of the LA studios. The guys talked about crazy stunts The Dudesons have done and how Jukka broke his back falling off a ladder 2 times as a stunt. He said the worst part of breaking his back was that he couldn't feel his balls for over a week. Novak was proud to go announce he banged some huge 300 pound red head in Vegas. Novak said big girls give nice head and Jukka said he liked bigger girls because you can hold on to them while you hump them. We also learned the fat girl ate Novak's last slice of pizza after she polished off his tiny member. Next Novak showed off his muff up bunghole and bragged about how many girls have licked that area of his body. He added he was recently crapping blood in a jail shower and he showed off his ass on the Red Carpet at a recent Playboy party in Vegas. After hearing about Novak's tiny member the guys had a small cock contest that was won by a very teeny tiny Jukka. Bam goofed on the next gay tattoo Novak is planning and speculated that all his tattoos will soon have a gay theme to them. The guys revealed they recently partied in Luke Wilson's room out in Vegas and he had naked chicks in there bowling with him, they argued over what area of the world had the craziest sluts willing to bang everyone, and Novak kept us all entertained by constantly farting in the microphone. Bam told a great story about how all 6 of his cars were at different locations and how he had to ride a 4 wheeler with Missy on the back of it 40 miles to the airport. Once he got on the plane he said he stuck his thumb up Missy's ass for the entire flight and then banged her in the bathroom when they landed in Canada. Novak's mother called the show to tell her son to control his mouth and apologize for his behavior. She revealed her new boyfriend hates Novak because he always used to show up high on drugs and talking trash. Missy complained about Novak using her toothbrush and shitty while she was trying to do her makeup in the hotel bathroom. Next Novak talked about how he thought the current president of the United States was Bill Clinton and also didn't know that Baltimore was South of Philadelphia. Jukka plugged The Dudeson's website and he talked about recently burning their house down and needing a new one. As always all the craziness was rounded out with some killer rock and roll picked by Bam Margera. Check out at the Dudesons at
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The guys kicked off the show reminiscing about Novak banging out a 39 year-old bi-polar chick back in the day. He was so strung out on smack, he wound out bringing her home to Thanksgiving dinner. Bam talked about how bad Novak is at negotiating, and how Novak once set Bam up with a shady appearance that lead to Bam drinking beers in a cop car with a bunch of officers. The guys then moved on to talking about some messed up kid who tried to bust the Steve O double back flip and ended up eating shit. The crew yelled at Shitbirds for doing nothing all day but smoking weed and "waking up to fuck up." The guys also reported that Rich Vos (AKA The Brandy Wine Eel) has become an official hermit. All he does is sleep and read books - he doesn't work, he doesn't go anywhere, and nobody has even seen him in a week. Novak was proud to share the fact he would bang his own mother for $100 grand, and bang his cousin for free, because she is super hot. Bam reported that his price is $500 grand, and that furthermore he would fuck anyone for 500 thousand dollars. (Bam said he wouldn't even ask Franz, he would just shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and do him as he passed out.) The guys talked about how Jessica Simpson's father is mad that people keep saying Bam humped her, then Novak talked about wanting to take a fall at the mall so he can sue them for some quick cash. Then Novak made derogatory comments about some dude named Leatherface. Leatherface called in to try to defend himself and Novak talked mad shit on him. Next Ryan G tripped in the studio and knocked the show off the air. Bam came back and yelled at Ryan G for fucking up the show. Leatherface then came back on the air for some more fighting with Novak. He talked about his professional wrestling career and all the dudes he went up against, and how he's got a bigger dick than Novak. Novak then took shots at Jason Ellis and said Ellis and Leather Face should do a show together. Shitbirds tried to defend Leatherface, and Novak said the only reason he likes him is because fat people like fat people. Leatherface told a funny story about Novak being strung out in Texas and dicking Leatherface over on the way home. Next Franz jumped in on the trashing people tip and broke some dude named Lenny's balls. According to Franz, Lenny was some washed up drunk Franz hired for Viva La Bam who complained the entire time they were shooting. The guys said he used to threaten to leave and go back to Ruby Tuesday's to wash dishes. Franz said he eventually had to let him go and tell him Viva La Bam was cancelled. Then Franz said he bumped into an ex-girlfriend of the dude, and she said Lenny used to watch hardcore gay porno. That reminded Bam of seeing an old woman banging a young guy in a porno and how gross it was. Then Leatherface called back in for round two with Novak, and Novak went off on him hardcore. The guys baited Leatherface to try to tell a joke and be funny, only to cut Leatherface to pieces again. Novak claimed the reason Leatherface calls in is because he is too poor to get Sirius Radio, and when Bam tried to defend Leatherface, Novak got even more pissed. Bam asked Novak how much it would cost for him to bang Leatherface and Novak said only one dollar... because he would love to give Leatherface all his diseases.

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This week's show took place at the Roosevelt Hotel in LA right after the Jackass 2 World Premiere. Bam was joined by Will Pendarvis, his girl Missy, and his buddy Seth, aka "sweetheart", aka "monster cock". Bam talked about how many passes he got for the event and how quickly they went to all his people, Seth discussed growing up in nowhere Delaware and what kids do for fun around there- turns out the answer is lots of mushrooms, and Bam discussed why he is pro-weed but doesn't smoke it in his personal life. Missy got quizzed hardcore on what rock stars, actors, and females she wanted to hump - she would do Jared Leto and Kate Moss but doesn't like Marky Mark or West Chester skanks. Seth revealed he caught Bam jerking off back in the day and he was on all fours, that's right, jerking it doggy style! Bam asked Will Pendarvis if he would be into banging out the guys in Vains of Jenna, he discussed crying twice in the movie Jackass Number 2, and he talked about all the transsexuals in Brazil. Seth explained his love of desert rock and Bam talked about how fat people don't have to be fat they just eat poorly. All this plus music picked by a rather liquored up Bam Margera on this week's episode of Radio Bam.



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Bam, Dico, Rake, Shitbirds and special guest Buddy Bill came to you live this week from West Chester. Bam talked about how he saw Buddy Bill driving a full dump truck in downtown West Chester where the back end was so heavy he was popping wheelies. They talked about Rake's new stupid dragon tattoo. Rake talked about how Buddy Bill taught him to party in 4th grade and Buddy Bill revealed he was kicked out of the state of Pennsylvania and shared some of his exploits across America. Bam talked about a time he was stuck doing a demo in the middle of the country and woke up to Buddy Bill and Novak double teaming some haggard ass mother. Bam told some great stories about doing hardcore jumps in the backyard with Buddy Bill and how he always crashed. Bam talked about how he had to wake up super early to be on Howard Stern and what he was expecting to go down. Rake talked about how Buddy Bill used to send chicks into his room to steal shit and Dico talked about how Bill had a huge ass lizard that lived in his car. The guys found out Buddy Bill let him go out into nature and then found out there was no way he could survive the West Chester winter. Bam told a story about going out to Seattle with his lawyer and trying to check into a hotel but the dude at the counter was sleeping at the desk and when he woke up he was completely out of it. Bam was so freaked by this dude he called 911- and than played the tapes on air. The guy turned out to be on Heroin, PCP and booze, and when the cops arrived he was being difficult and got arrested. Novak showed up to the show and talked about the gang bang he did with Buddy Bill. Novak then talked about his black eye after getting jumped by a dude who he jacked 12 grand from back in the day and how he has to go to jail next week. Buddy Bill talked about how he was a bodyguard for the cast of 90210 back in the day, and was an extra in the show Malcolm and Eddie. Afterwards Bam left for NYC to do the Howard Stern Show, and the guys took off.



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Bam and crew opened the show with an E-A-G-L-E-S chant to celebrate the start of a new season of football. Dico, Rake, Shitbirds, Ryan Gee, Hanna and Novak were hanging out having some beers and talking shit. Bam talked to Missy about buying a Real Doll which they could use to have threesomes all day long or better yet buy his a strap on and make Missy do the real doll while she pleasures him. Gee offered to buy Bam a used Real Doll off E-Bay which grossed everyone out. Bam talked about his Real Doll preferences and they got Buddy Bill on the phone to talk about humping a Real Doll. Missy said the Real Doll is hot and Bam should get it for her birthday. They yelled at Shitbirds for buying girls fruity drinks, and talked about how Hanna broke up with his girlfriend, then used her stolen credit card to get hand jobs. They hyped up the premiere of Jackass 2, talked about how Howard Stern gave them props and Bam admitted he would bang Robin Quivers if he was single and had some booze. They played a song about Arabs for the anniversary of 9-11 and Bam talked about how he wants to make a best of Gnarkill record that has a meth bitch on the cover of the CD. Novak goofed on Ryan Gee for being 32 and worthless, and made fun of Gee's girl for wanting a Real Doll. They goofed on Shitbirds for being into Myspace and Bam demanded he quit doing that shit because he never gets pussy from it. Bam accused Gee of stealing tip money from him that was supposed to go to the guys at the car wash. Novak came to the show with jail shoes on and talked about his recent 2 month stint. He talked about being in the shower with his gay tattoos and said he took meth showers. They hit the road, but not before getting in one last knock on Shitbirds for his hippie clothes and for always "almost" banging girls and never actually sealing the deal.



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Bam wasted no time kicking off with a story about how he brought a bottle of whiskey in the airport for his flight home from Finland but had it taken away because of the international terror problems. He was further annoyed by a crying baby on the plane and cry babies and no whiskey makes for a very uncomfortable Bam Margera. Oz shared a one pump chump story from the other night while Dico talked about how he used to fuck with video stores by taping over exercise videos with footage of him doing horrible work outs and then return the tapes; rewound of course. Bam talked about his new tattoo which says Bam is a "North Philly Faggot" and how he is all about tattoos that make people talk. They talked about gay bars, and having a big gay fair in Bam's backyard. Dico did a monotone hip hop freestyle about Mad Magazine and how the new Superman movie is super gay. Bam talked about how he and Missy went through her sister's stolen underwear and how he once threw all her clothes in the pool because she was fighting with Missy. Bam talked to Dico about smoking weed and talking to the cops, dealing with over zealous fans while trying to hang with his buddies and going to McDonalds and getting into a fight with a customer. They talked about Rake having some smelly sex in the men's room with his chick and Dico's friend London taking a dump in the women's room at a restaurant by mistake. Missy talked to Bam about how she hates being nice to all the sluts who come over saying it's fake nice. Bam said please be nice to all the sluts so his friends can get some play. Bam talked about marital infidelity and how a married woman was sleeping with one of his friends. Bam accused Missy's little sister of playing musical dicks and switching off on them like crazy. Bam said he only wanted to 50% call her out and then he went off on straight edge tattoos and straight edge people. Bam talked about how the new Red Hot Chili Peppers album was a life saver on his flight back from Finland and ended the show with some classic Gnarkill.



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Radio Bam from Finland this week as Bam was traveling on a loud ass tour bus traveling with Cky on their way to the Ankkarock Festival. Bam talked about Chad Ginsburg's weed habits and the smell of herb that was so saturated into his leather jacket that a customs dog attacked his arm. They talked about the Ankkarock festival and all the cool bands they'd be seeing and hanging with like Hanoi Rocks, Negative, Wolfmother, Turbonegro, Children of Bodom and HIM. Bam talked to Mike Monroe from Hanoi Rocks at the lobby bar about their plans to come to the US, a counterfeit money scandal, the time he spent living in NYC next to the Hell's Angels and Andy McCoy's sobriety. They also reminisced on the time Bam got banned from the Charlotte Street Hotel for pissing in the hallway on camera. He talked to Ville Valo from HIM who wasn't playing the festival because he was celebrating an anniversary with his girl. They talked about how rad it was that Cky made it over to Finland finally, what it would be like to eat a deep fried cock and how Mark Lanegan from Screaming Trees is a vocal influence that makes Ville weap. Ville told a great story about the time he and Bam were hanging in England, staying at the Metropolitan where J.Lo was also staying and they woke up hammered and Ville walked out the main entrance to be greeted by 150 paparazzi and their cameras. Chad chimed in and told a story about the time he hacked Bon Jovi's website and answered a Q&A session posing as Jon and Richie saying that they've been listening to a lot of Cky. Bam and Deron Miller also resolved their would be "feud." Bam called Deron a dick headed asshole and Deron called Bam an arrogant piece of shit.



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Bam opened the show by reporting he just watched a homeless guy pleasure himself while eating at a nice restaurant in West Hollywood. Today's show featured Bam's fiance Missy and Faction DJ Will Pendarvis. Bam talked about how Missy is mad at her ex-best friend Molly because Molly humped Bam back in the day. If you ever wondered what it is like to date Bam Margera this is the show for you. Missy revealed Bam has a rad "package" and is a lot of fun in the sack and her friend Molly shouldn't have done that with Bam. Bam said what happens in a hot tub while drunk, stays in the hot tub. Missy claimed that Molly was aware of how much she loved Bam the entire time and she shouldn't have done that. Bam insisted Missy bury the hatchet and be friends with the girl again. Missy claimed she was going to send her ex-friend a wedding "un-invitation" and Will Pendarvis had to remind her "the opposite of love is not hate, its indifference." They talked about how they got together, how Missy was rocking a hot thong and a massage that went horribly wrong. Bam talked about how two weeks with no sex is too much time away from pussy. He made Missy ditch a wedding she was in as a bride's maid so Bam wouldn't have to jerk off anymore. Missy explained how it was her cousin's wedding and she got kicked out once she said she couldn't make the receptions after the ceremony. Missy's family was not happy about the situation and her little sister had to take her place. All the talk of weddings led to more talk about their upcoming wedding. Bam decided he wanted to dress like Batman and e-mail his friends the week before it happens. Missy said she wanted a "Garden of Eden" type theme to the wedding and Bam said that was cool as long as Missy was naked and eating an apple. Pendarvis stepped in like Barbara Walters and interviewed the happy couple about their life together. They talked about how they met for the first time in the 8th grade, how they got together back when he was filming Haggard, but didn't speak for a couple years after. Missy talked about what her family thought of Bam, how she deals with his fans, and when they are going to get married. Bam chose Fireball Ministry as the last song and dedicated it to Fireball Jim who will be marrying them.



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Bam, Steve-O, and Preston Lacey showed up to the Faction Studios in LA 15 minutes before show time and said they wanted to go live, so we said "hell yeah" and the boys got to work. Bam told some funny stories about Steve-O flipping out on a dude in his hotel room while in Australia filming a video for Wolfmother. Bam almost died on the streets because he was passed out drunk. Bam talked about how Wolfmother had their family backstage and the Jackass guys were being hell by getting wasted and punching each other in the face. They talked about how the last time Wolfmother played in Australia there were 50 people there, and now they are playing for 5,000. Steve-O talked about how he went on a British television show called Love Island and wound up leaving because they wouldn't let him drink. He wound up leaving and going to Australia to party at a whorehouse. They broke down some of the rules for playing in the whorehouse - Don't be too out of it on drugs and alcohol, Don't fall in love, Keep your body fresh, and don't expect too much. Steve-O revealed he liked to promote safe sex and what better way to do that than to fuck a hooker. Steve-O got the best hooker, took her out on the town, she tried to say she was a model but he wasn't buying it. He said he was trying his best to impress the hooker in bed but he didn't have to pay her for the sex. They discussed jet lag; Steve-O said all his stunts come out the best when he is wasted. The guys talked about the difference between Wee Man and Preston's alcohol content. Steve-O got mad at Bam because there were mad kids at the airport who all had tons of Bam merchandise. The guys said Australian women are very loose and they heard a girl say "I am on the bleed, huck it in me dumpster". Bam complained that Australian porn doesn't feature any penetration. Steve-O sang the praises of being famous and said people who complain about fame are lame, he took more xanax out of a condom on the plane; it's his hiding spot, and slept like 14 hours. Bam talked about how he couldn't get his skateboard on the plane because they said it was a weapon. The guys goofed on George W Bush quotes for a while, Steve-O kept bragging about chewing on hooker bush, and then they plugged TVTheMovie.com and took off into Hollywood.



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Radio Bam this week from LA where Bam was chilling with his manager Terry Hardy and Faction DJ Will Pendarvis after a 5am flight and a driver who couldn't find his house to save his life. He talked about how his limo driver hit a deer on the way to the airport and Pendarvis brought up the time that a cab driver in LA hit Bam's Lamborghini and fled the scene. Bam talked about how he gets labeled as a dick for not tipping even when the service is bad and how he gets blamed for not tipping people at restaurants that he's never even been to. Terry talked about the target that appears on your back as your celebrity grows and your reach new levels of success. Bam broke down Jackass 2 and talked about how proud he is of this film and how much better this one is compared to the last one. He talked about Knoxville, his willingness to get shot to the moon with a smile on his face and having bruises on close to 50% of his body, Steve-O getting taken to the hospital after messing up his back and a tattoo he got of a grizzly bear fucking a kitty cat that says "Fuck Jeff." (Jeff Tremaine the Director) Bam talked about what a mess Vito is, showing up drunk to commercial shoots and choking baseball players. Apparently he went to a Phillies game against the Mets and choked a Mets player because the Phillies were losing and got thrown out of the game. Bam tried to explain Vito's drinking habit which is if someone tries to take his beer away he chugs it which leads to him getting even more wasted so it's better to just let him sip on it. Bam broke down the mentality needed to own a Lamborghini which is to not give a fuck because it's undoubtedly going to get fucked up. Lastly he talked about going to South Philly in the Lambo to see Joe Frantz and stopping at a red light and having eight eight year old girls coming up to him saying "Damn N****, that car phat as shit yo!"



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Bam, Dico, Shitbird, Shitgoose, The Wizard of Oswald, The Gay Mailman, The Brandywine eel and Hanna in studio for this week's Radio Bam show from West Chester. They talked about the myth of the Brandywine eel which rivals the Loch Ness Monster and a plane crash they witnessed on their way to a club in Ortley Beach where an airplane crashed into an IHOP. Bam called out Hanna for his disgusting habit of eating hot dogs while he takes a shit which lead to a whole series of Hanna stories. Bam talked about a bar appearance he did in Ocean City, Maryland where on the drive down he passed two vacation spots; Slaughter Beach and Faggers Island featuring DJ Batman. They talked about the World Cup and Zinedine Zidane's now famous head butt that got him thrown out of the game. Shitgoose said that while he's not a soccer fan that move was pretty gnarly and made him watch the rest of the game. Bam talked about walking in on Shitbird while he was jacking off to Yanni with a candle lit and a fan blowing on him and then played some audio of April yelling at him because he was on a week long bender and didn't cut the grass. Dico called up his friend Webby to get a World Cup review and some bashing of other countries and their soccer teams. They sang a couple verses of Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" and Poison's "Every Rose has its Thorn" where they substituted the lyrics with meows. Jess Margera showed up a little late but arrived with a story about Shitbird showing up at a bar in a bath robe and a pair of moccasins and telling a girl that she had a stupid pussy. Bam chipped in with a story about the time Shitbird gave himself a roofie so he could take advantage of himself. Bam closed out the show by grabbing a guitar and playing a song while Dico did a freestyle.



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A war of words between Bam and Jess Margera on this week's Radio Bam. Bam called out Jess and the rest of Cky for being dicks to everybody. He accused Jess of being too fat to wear tight jeans and eye makeup, to which Jess responded that he doesn't want to wear tight jeans or eye makeup and act like bands that are fags. Jess claimed the current climate of music is nothing but lame glam rock and he would rather have a career than be a flash in the pan. Bam claimed CKY are dicks to everyone and haven't sold enough records to have the attitude they do. Jess vowed to lose some weight and start wearing eye liner and blush to increase the CKY sales while at the same time starting a new form of rock called "lumberjack rock" and try to get America into that. Bam asked Jess if he thought a girl like Missy would dig "mountain rock" and Jess said CKY isn't trying to appeal to that kind of girl. Jess said he digs bands that drink beer, do drugs, and rock out. They argued over whether or not Led Zeppelin was glam or not. Jess attacked Bam for liking Good Charlotte to which Bam responded that the guys in Good Charlotte are nice people and sell records and don't deserve to be shit on by CKY. Jess said he wants to be in a career band and not another trend. Jess brought up Limp Bizkit and said while they were once huge now they couldn't even sell out 15 North. Bam said that didn't matter because Fred Durst can still wipe his ass with hundreds for the rest of his life. Jess said it's 2006 and trends shouldn't matter anymore but they do and it bums him out. He also mentioned that IDR sold 300,000 copies with no promotion which Bam said is not enough. Jess said Bam is sort of an actor and he talks shit on other actors like Ben Affleck which doesn't seem right. Bam then said CKY could have been huge but instead they are just a medium band that spends too much time arguing with each other and dissing other bands. They talked about Deron Miller, the lead singer of CKY who is now in rehab. Bam said he's a genius guitar player but such a jerk off that he turns people off. Jess talked about Fall Out Boy and how they suck at music and look like fags, but Bam said those guys are too busy making millions to give a fuck what CKY thinks. Jess said he wants to feel comfortable when he looks in the mirror and doesn't want his kid to see Dad wearing makeup. Bam said he could buy everything the band CKY has ever done and own it and still have money left over because CKY has only made mediocre money. Jess said Bam has so much money that he's unimpressed anymore and not happy. Bam said he forgot Missy's birthday and she is acting like a spoiled brat about it and trying to milk more money for her gift. Jess said his favorite beer is high in calories and Bam agreed saying his brother is growing bitch tits. Bam said the reason Jess has money is because Phil gives him money that he made. Bam said Deron and the rest of the band should just shut up and that all the guys at Jackass get a sour stomach when they hear CKY mentioned. Jess talked about how Deron lives in LA while the rest of the band lives in PA which is a problem but that all great frontmen tend to be head cases much like Axl Rose. Jess did admit that all the guys in CKY are dicks and said image shouldn't matter and you shouldn't have to dumb down your product in order to sell it. Bam said CKY only selling 800,000 copies in their career hardly stands up to HIM moving millions. Jess then said he wanted educated rock fans and not trend fans. The bottom line is that Bam hates CKY's personalities but loves their riffs. Now everyone else shut up!



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Bam came to you once again from LA with Ryan Dunn and a Swedish band called Vains of Jenna. He talked about getting nailed by a golf ball from across the course off the driver of a cameraman named Corolla who works on Laguna Beach. Dunn goofed on Corolla for having a gay hot tub party on E. Bam explained how he got pulled over recently and received 5 citations and then played the audio of him trying to talk his way out of the ticket which Dunn had taped. Apparently he was speeding, reckless, passing people on the shoulder, and being a wise guy. The cop became annoyed when he tried to explain his car doesn't go in reverse by saying "car, reverse, none." Meanwhile Dunn was hiding an open beer in the car and rolling on his video camera. The cop came back and told Bam he has to go to appear in court and told him to clean up his life. Bam explained that his excessive boozing is because he hates LA and wants to go home. He talked about blacking out and waking up to the paramedics, telling them to fuck off, and going to sleep in his car. They introduced a band they saw at The Cathouse called Vains of Jenna. Bam talked about a documentary he saw called "Grizzly Man" about a dude who moved to Alaska and tried to befriend the Alaskan Bears. The movie ends with him getting killed. Bam plays a clip from the movie where the guy is yelling at a fox for stealing his hat. He talked about a kickass hair metal cover band called Metal School and getting in a fight with a drunk chick at a bar who wants him to stop dating strippers. Bam and Dunn explained how they don't know shit about computers and they never use Myspace, so if you think you're talking to them on Myspace, you're not. They peaced and headed out into the LA night to find a bar and get wasted before their 5:30 wakeup call to get trampled by bulls for Jackass 2.



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Bam came to you live from the set of Jackass 2 with fellow Jackass's Steve-O and Ryan Dunn as they were working on a dance sequence in cowboy gear. Steve-O yelled at Jason Ellis for picking on other people and called him a "Shit Dick." He also talked about how the new Superman is a queer while Dunn talked about how they can't find a hat to fit his giant head. They talked about the two million dollar set they were on with director Spike Jones, how Ryan Dunn's head is so large when he takes pictures next to other people he looks like he is a foot or two in front of the person next to him. Dunn also ruined his 4 foot 10 inch mother's private parts when he was born because of his giant melon. Bam talked about how they blew up an inflatable raft inside his lambo and now it's completely fucked. The doors are busted, the moon roof is blown out, and the front wind shield is totally spidered. The worst part is it probably won't even make the movie because there were no cameras in the car. Bam noticed Dunn's dick hanging out because he split his pants during the dance scene so Dunn left to check if his nuts were on camera and indeed there is a nut flash during the end credit dance sequence. Bam talked about taking Missy on a walk down Hollywood Blvd and seeing a bum smeared with shit sleeping on the sidewalk. Ryan Dunn said he recently came out to LA to see some of his friends only to find them all on E in a hot tub together with not a girl in sight. They stayed in the hot tub from 3pm to 4am with not one girl ever coming by. Bam came back with Chris Pontius who talked about his huge penis which he shows off to chicks on the set and how he injured it from doing constant dick tricks. He even disclosed the name for his junk, "The War Hammer." They played some dirty hip hop, and ended the show to continue filming Jackass 2



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Bam came to you from the Faction studios in LA with a whippet loving sidekick named Steve-O. The guys discussed how little money they each made during the first season of Jackass, why Steve-O has a 10,000 dollar warrant in LA County and what made him swear off hard drugs forever. Bam showed off his new tattoo to Will Pendarvis which reads "BOOK WORM" across his knuckles. Steve-O talked about hanging with Nicole Ritchie, jerking off in her bed three times, twice while she was awake, and a ton of legal situations he's been dealing with since 2002. The guys goofed on how they recently sprayed members of the Paparazzi with beer and how neither of them trusts doctors or lawyers. Steve-O officially became the 3rd guest ever to smoke in the Faction studios, behind Jonny Rotten and Dizzy Reid. Steve-O revealed he recently saw a doctor and was proud to announce he has no STD's but does have the heart of a ninety year old man. Bam talked about how he did some drunk celebrity hitchhiking last week which reminded Steve-O of a tour he once tried to book where he hitchhiked from gig to gig across the US. Bam asked Steve-O how he got such hot chicks all the time and interviewed his "bitch." Steve-O revealed having a television show helps make him seem attractive but he is still a 2 pump chump in the bedroom. We learned that Steve-O will never have his own show on Maxim Radio for undisclosed reasons but he can do one hell of a nitrous show on Faction, and that when asked to pull his dick out and make it hard he'll always gives it an honest try!



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Radio Bam live this week from LA with special guests Cky. Bam opened the show with a quote he heard from two 35 year old meth heads in Bakersfield. "Yo man that bitch said I had a leaky ass, man I ain't got no leaky ass." Cky talked about the Zumiez Couch tour and watching a guy dressed as a couch go into a mosh pit and get completely torn apart to the point that he was crying. They talked about their drinks of choice and debated Jim Beam vs. Jack Daniels. Bam and Jess told tales of being annihilated drunk, waking up in Venice on church stairs upside down with a head full of leaves and passing out homeless on the sidewalk with Malevolent Creation. Bam talked about scoring 200 dollars worth of weed and a pipe for Hanna from some random dudes and getting side swiped by a cabbie that was driving with a foot cast and crutches and than fled the scene. Jess and Chad talked about their tour manager cramming seven dudes into a Nissan Sentra to send them to Sirius for the show. Bam talked about his plans to take Don Vito to the North Pole, complete with a 10,000 dollar a person ice breaking boat, helicopter and dog sled ride, because he thinks that Santa has a house there. They put Bam to the test again to see who could stump him with country capitals. Rich Vose from Gnarkill talked about nailing a menstruating girl on top of a pair of sheets that were given as a sentimental gift and than set the sheets on fire. Cky talked about how all their tech's are on parole or in DUI school and watching Shitbird freak out on a plane after sitting on the runway for 4 hours. Bam's manager Terry came in and fielded questions about what it's like to manage a guy like Bam. They talked about managers in general and how all they do is book a tour, send an e-mail, make a few phone calls and send you a bill for forty grand. They also wondered who in the world could manage Novak.



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Bam came to you this week live from NYC with two complete scumbags who go by the names of Joe Frantz and Brandon Novak. Novak talking about his girlfriend fingering his ass while blowing him in the middle of a nice restaurant which led to a debate about whether everyone in the restaurant industry is blown out on cocaine or not. Frantz talked about his recent trip to India and a bout with food poisoning. Apparently there is a river of shit that is so polluted tiny shit islands have started to form. Frantz claimed India to be so hardcore that they wash their asses with a bucket of water and than use the same bucket of water to wash their hands. Bam drew a parallel to the toilets in Thailand which are more like holes in the ground. They discussed crystal meth and why it's the worst drug ever and how annoying it is to have someone in NJ pump your gas for you. Bam talked about how difficult it is trying park his Hummer in a garage in NYC, and how parking attendants tell him he can fit when they know he can't so they can get a laugh at watching him try and back the car out. They read some e-mails trashing Mormons, Frantz talked about how Mormons are technically considered a cult and they continued to debate which was worse Amish chicks or Mormon chicks. Frantz revealed he dated chicks from both religions and the Amish girl cheated on him with the entire city of Philadelphia. Bam talked about a documentary called "Devil's Playground" about Amish kids going out to party when they are 18 years old. Bam got Frantz to talk about a job he had at a camera store where he developed film of chicks getting humped, MILF's, and homo Nazis. They told a great story about this big shot in Finland who had to use a handicapped bathroom in another country but couldn't understand any of the language and he pressed a button while in mid-shit that opened the door to the entire airport forcing him to sit there while shitting and suffer the embarrassment of everyone watching through a giant window. Frantz and Novak discussed the hookers they have dealt with, Novak talked about being so high he once tried to get in bed with his mom, and Frantz revealed his favorite pick up lines. Afterwards the conversation moved from the Sirius studios to the nearest bar.



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Bam came to you live from West Chester PA, with powerhouse Don Vito at his side. Vito kicked it off by revealing his new mathematical equation; beer + ice = ice cold beer. Bam teased that he had a new song by Guns and Roses and was going to play it for everyone. Vito talked about how he and Missy recently traveled together from Las Vegas and bonded while drinking in the airport while Vito discussed how his old girlfriend is on disability because she's so messed up on drugs. Bam got into a discussion about how his ex trashed a car he gave her and then tried to blame it on him. They talked about karma and Bam told a story about he recently killed a bird with an air rifle and now fears his karma will catch up with him. Furthermore Bam told a funny story about how he was getting heckled by some kids in a car and they wound up crashing into the back of another car. Vito talked about doing some girls gone wild type video shoots with Ryan Dunn and got mad at Bam for buying a new Lamborghini when he should invest in real estate. Natalie walked in the studio and turned heads with a new 40 pounds lighter look. Vito immediately popped a Viagra to take advantage of the situation. They talked about a distant cousin named Wayne who is constantly talking shit and getting Bam in trouble. Bam said he would be happy if the kid got Aids and died. Natalie chimed in about how she vomited on her boyfriend's cock while trying to perform oral sex. The show went off the air after Vito tripped over the power chord while trying to get a BJ from Natalie. They tested Vito to see if he could shut up for three seconds and he was unsuccessful. Bam explained the rotating roster of musicians that makeup the band Gnarkill and checked up on Vito's erection before hitting the bar.



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Bam started off the show with a simple creed, "Fuck All Mormons!" and later raised the debate as to who is worse Mormons or Amish? Bam had a rough time in Salt Lake City where he couldn't get any beer or find a decent porno. All the beer in SLC is only 2 or 3% alcohol and you have to order French fries with every beer you order. He then goofed on how men are allowed to have multiple wives but women aren't allowed to have multiple husbands. April revealed that Amish people are allowed to call you back if you call them but are not supposed to use the phone to dial out. Bam then got mad that Amish people don't have sex for pleasure, only to reproduce. Shitgoose said he is now officially updating Bam's website again so everyone should go and check it out. The guys goofed on how the same material was on that site for the last two years. Ryan Dunn showed up late but added some commentary about Mormons. The guys got a kid named KC who was raised Mormon on the phone and questioned him about the religion and KC talked about how you had to go to school early to keep your thoughts focused on GOD. The guys then talked about how Amish people were making drugs and selling them in Philly. They called it dedication, because you need to take a horse and buggie out to deal drugs. They talked about how Family Guy did a Viva La Bam dream sequence where Stewie becomes Stew-O and beats up his dad Peter. April then accused Bam and Dunn of messing up Bam's Lambo on the Gumball 3000 Race. Dico threw in a homie like freestyle which brought the room to its knees. They played a few prank calls from Dico, reviewed some of his Amish and Mormon artwork, discussed how expensive gas is, ripped a few farts on each others hands, and talked about eating crickets on the Gumball 3000. This is Radio Bam!



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