Episode Synopsis:
The crew broadcasts this week from home after being snowed in. He lets us all know why it’s not a good idea to loan friends your only snow-friendly cars, and why in the hell he ended up in jail after a trip to the bar. He then decides to let people in on his latest book, “War Stories.” We hear about the awkwardness of trying to dance to the Moxy and one brilliant way to get around it, and we get an inside look into what it’s like to share a set with Keanu Reeves. Bam explains how he got all of his gym equipment and they share stories of how misleading equipment commercials are. He tells us what Mohawk ate at The Note which put him in a carbohydrate coma for a week – a burger patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches – Mohawk tells us his strategy for downing the behemoth, and the conversation brings us to Phil’s logic for eating what he does… and why he should eat celery instead. Everyone begins to disparage bums for choosing NYC to live in, they talk about Mohawk’s drunk friend who can’t put on a jacket to save his life… but seems to be able to sober up in 10 minutes. After a break with Lacrimas Profundere, Red Mohawk tells us about his new photography/gallery shop… named “Red Mohawk”… and Bam talks about his chocolaty shit stain (among other things) he has made his aunt clean up. We get to hear about fun things to do in New York train stations if you’re bored… but don’t go to the clothing shop “Skin” during an impromptu autograph signing by Bam. The crew ponders the rent-a-cop’s new motorized transportation of choice: The Segway, and we learn about new ways to steal things from the mall. It is at this time, Bam closes out the show with a Lacrimas Profundere song.

Featured Songs:
Towers of London – “Kill the Pop Scene”
Lacrimas Profundere – “Sarah Lou”
Nightwish – “Amaranth”
Lacrimas Profundere – “Amber Girl”