Episode Synopsis:
Bam starts off his show today by describing, in detail, the intervention he just experienced, and his first stint in rehab that only lasted four days. He describes his opinion of his “addiction” and how he thinks recovery is never going to happen for him. He also hints at marriage troubles with Missy, saying how he would much rather have someone on his side rather than a second mom, and how he can’t stand her acting like one anymore. Chad Ginsberg tries adding his two cents and counsels his friend by examining Bam’s history with drinking, pointing out the realities of his problem and discussing the things he is going to have to face sooner or later if he doesn’t change his habits. Bam reads a couple of pages he wrote during his stay that describe some of his worst black-out stories which give us a glimpse at the life Bam has led, and he shares his worries about what will happen during the filming of Jackass 3, and the fear of being sober the rest of his life. Before moving on to an Elle Bandita song, Bam barters for a blow-job from Louie and discusses a bit of the Moxy’s upcoming holiday appearances. Chad and Bam try to figure out the curiosities of Elle Bandita before talking more about the rehabilitation stay by reading another journal entry, and committing every HIPAA/Privacy Act violation by reading off some information about some information about the other rehab residents.

Featured Songs:
Elle Bandita – “History Deletes Itself”
The Plasmatics – “Masterplan”