Episode Synopsis:
We start off this week’s show by learning of Louie’s newly-missing tooth, and Punk-Rock Michelle proclaims her desire to spend some quality time with Frantz and his “big, big, meat bat.” Michelle tries to convince CKY to create baby clothes (or condoms) to sell at her punk-rock baby clothes store. Bam blows off steam about playing tennis in restricted areas and gyms with strange rules about work-out noises. After listening to England’s The Rakes, he talks to us about the latest guy who wants to kill him regarding a stolen credit card, and Punk-Rock Michelle contemplates writing a book about “sucking pee-pees” called “I Can Make You Cum in 3 Minutes or Less!” Lost passports take the lead in conversation for a while before CKY begins to ponder who their fortune would go to if everyone should die. The boys and Michelle explore their sexual history, before talking about Bam’s next rendezvous with MTV2 and their showing of “Where the Fuck is Santa!?” The crew touches on melting axes, spilled “Jack Danielle,” and they close out the show with a song by Ladyhawk.

Song List:
Elle Bandita – “History Deletes Itself”
The Rakes – “We Dance Together”
Lacrimas Profundere – “We Shouldn’t Be Here”
The Agonist – “Thank You, Pain” Ladyhawk – “My Delirium”