Episode Synopsis:
Bam welcomes us this week from Newhope by telling us about their previous night’s deviance at the night club, Recess in Philadelphia. The topic turns to sex as we discuss plans for the nearest CVS Pharmacy, how to find a car thief, and we learn what it’s like to get kicked out of a threesome. We find out what April showers really bring… May ham… and Bam tells us about a 69 eyes video Missy refuses to watch. The boys voice their appreciation of rap music (A-Bay-Bay!) and even show off their singing skills for a brief moment before trying to analyze and criticize the latest rap trends regarding their music videos and lyrics. Bam tells us how jealous he is of M. Night Shyamalan’s budget, and he even lets us in on details of a new show and the upcoming January filming of Jackass 3. The boys make a little fun of Nickelback and cheesy lyrics and Rock-Star wanna-be’s. We hear about how not to trust blonde 16-year-olds, especially in a cab. We discuss mildewy coats and their ability to attract women, and we briefly touch on overheard conversations in the bathroom. The boys demonstrate their free-styling skills (with Chad I on guitar) and Louie from the Moxy expresses his feelings about the hot desert in a song he wrote, spurred by boredom. We talk about girl’s Halloween costumes… sometimes sexy, sometimes not… and we learn that if you hurt your foot, make sure you continue to exercise! And finally, Chad I throws in a shameless CKY plug before the show ends with Vains of Jenna

Featured Songs:
The Becoming – “Silent as the Grave”
“Calling Me”
Ladyhawke – “My Delirium”
Louie – “In The Desert”
Vains of Jenna – “The Art of Telling Lies”