Episode Synopsis:
This week’s show is started off by Bam telling us a story about Kevin’s unexpected surprise while mowing the Castle’s yard. He then transitions into the topic of how much of a bad friend Novak has been lately. As soon as everyone arrives at the studio, Bam reminds everyone how horrible their trip to Maine (or the “shit show”) was, and goes into detail about all of the deductions they went through on the way. He does his best to explain the karaoke horror at the Ramada Inn’s lobby bar before letting an irritated caller give the crew some advice regarding Novak and his never-ending addiction to heroin. Bam agrees with the caller saying that this is the most fed-up with him he has ever been since he’s known him. As soon as it sounds like Bam might be planning a mock funeral for Novak, he then describes his latest wedding-crashing experience and tries to explain how Gee’s “clothing photo shoot” in NYC somehow evolved into a Nine Inch Nails concert despite his piss-poor lying. The boys get on the topic of the world’s worst tattoos after revealing Novak’s latest tattoo: a portrait of Alf. We learn that some people can eat ANY kind of leftover, regardless of where the food might have been and despite the inedible trinkets stuck to it. Bam brings up his “lonely hotel room” friend, who insists on renting his own hotel room, but can never seal the deal. He ponders the priorities of people in the porn industry and tries to understand “porn logic.” The crew discusses Jicasso’s embarrassing moment at The Moxy’s all-ages show before warning everyone about what happens if you insult Novak’s dog.

Featured Songs:
Moxy – “Hello, Hello”
The Bloodhound Gang – “I’m the Least You Could Do”
Nightwish – “Amaranth – Live”
Production – “Take a Fat Bitch Home”