Episode Synopsis:
Bam starts off this week by officially declaring half of the show dedicated to Novak. We hear another Frantz stand-up comedy plug before he begins to demonstrate his roasting abilities on everyone with the Dreamseller/Minghags tour. Frantz does a shameless plug of the tour by giving everyone the stops, dates and places before they all begin harping on Ryan Gee for his poor self, home and pet care. They even come up with a new color, “grello.” They all explain the things their guests cannot stand, but they have grown accustomed to, just to make Gee feel better. Frantz throws in another tour plug… Bam brings up a story about his run-in with Marilyn Manson just before Novak shows up for the ripping of a new asshole. Bam tells the story of how a drunk, angry and naked Novak ransacked the Virginia Beach boardwalk before downing a whole bottle of mood suppressors. He also talks about his latest traffic violation for reckless driving, and how a trucker caught Novak jerking off in the passenger seat. He talks about a taxi ride from hell from Virginia Beach to Maryland shared with Novak, his sharts and his over-the-phone quarrels with his girlfriend. Novak’s sobriety is brought into topic and questioned during a call-in from a recovering addict, and the boys talk about several books that make people want to shoot up. Bam then brings up the fact that The Moxy thanked everyone (including Joshua Frantz) but Bam and the boys, despite everything they did for the band. He then proceeds to go through the list of the people who DID get thanked and wonder what they did to get the recognition. Taylor from The Moxy is called, and he insists Bam, CKY and the crew were thanked originally, but their names were deleted somewhere in the mix of things. Bam takes his Moxy CD out of the player and replaces it with HIM in protest to end out the show.

Featured Songs:
Marilyn Manson – “Unkillable Monster”
Jussi Syren – “Wings of a Butterfly”
HIM – “Join Me in Death”