Episode Synopsis:
Bam starts off this week’s episode by chatting about how his Mercedes became the newest swimming pool on his property. The crew then discusses the joys of working out with immature friends, and Novak finally shows up, much to the surprise of the group, on crutches – compliments of Little Italy’s toughest mafia men. Bam re-lives his nightmare trip to England for a metal awards show with Novak in toe starting off with a nerve-wracking flight, awkward bunking arrangements, Novak’s less-than-optimal wardrobe and budget spending, a run-in with hotel security, Novak’s complete ignorance of Europe’s geography, and a cab ride which left much to be desired. Novak brings up fond memories of “Satanic Sluts” at the rock festival, and we learn what the term “eating chocolate” means. Novak explains his recent run-ins with the law, and expresses his appreciation for his lawyer, Bill. We then receive Bill’s own experiences with Novak’s unique personality. The topic then switches from law to love as Novak’s hell-ish relationship problems and his girlfriend’s pointless tantrums are fondly discussed. Bam and Novak talk about Marilyn Manson’s no-show to the awards show, and Novak manages to slip in one shameless Dreamseller promotion before the show ends.

Featured Songs:
Placebo – “For What it’s Worth”
The Agonist – “Thank You Pain”
Ottoman Recording Hell – “He-Man On the Loose!”
CKY – “Boardwalk Body”