Episode Synopsis:
This week on Radio Bam, Bam and Novak discuss the shenanigans aboard and general disarray of the RV during and after the Minghags/Dreamseller tour. We get to hear about several happenings on their trip, including Joe Frantz’s horrifying stand-up comedy, how Novak likes to hide money and snacks when he’s busy bartending sans clothes, the amazing women he managed to hook up with, and his success in scaring the hell out of a middle-eastern 7-11 cashier. We briefly touch on fan attendance hits and misses, more women (thanks to Novak), Ryan Gee’s panic attacks annoying hotel occupants, and Novak gives us a little helpful flirting advice. We take a little time to mourn Novak’s dad with a few laughs about his funeral arrangements and Novak’s missed out chance to cash in on some left-over heirloom gold. Bam has to teach Novak the concept of “lunch” and he then premiers his latest YouTube video: a parodied scene from Twilight dedicated to Novak’s heroin addiction. The boys talk about Novak’s inability to remember the simplest of band names when introducing them, “Fuck-Face Bernie” and his cheap scam to make 100 bucks, the treasures you might find all over Bam’s yard, how Novak can’t keep his pants up (even in front of a demo full of little kids), and textbook Guidos who hate everything that’s not spray-tanned with frosted tips.

Featured Songs:
Lacuna Coil – “Closer”
Living Things – “Bombs Below”
Baby Shambles – “A Rebours”
Private Line – “1-800 Out of Nowhere”